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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
I agree Halfwise, well said.
she was just a poor single mum making her first stab at books, she didnt know it would become part of our collective psyche a global phenomena of epic proportions.
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
Well I read HP to my little brother and he was as bored as I was- but he loved having TH read to him. So there!
That a mismatch of cobbled together bits from other peoples stuff was a huge hit doesn't really (sadly) suprise me - thats most of what we serve up to kids these days it seems.
(Thank the TimeLords for Who!
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That a mismatch of cobbled together bits from other peoples stuff was a huge hit doesn't really (sadly) suprise me - thats most of what we serve up to kids these days it seems.
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
I am sorry peple not agreeing with you sends you to sleep Mrs Figg- its a rather ignorant counter-argument however!
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
now whos getting huffy?
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
Merely crabbit- of course.
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
I dont know how the rest of you can be at all without crabbit!
Makes no kind of sense at all.
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
being like this all day
must be exhausting?
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
No its my basic default state- takes no effort at all- I wake up that way- now trying to be
all day- thats exhausting! (And sick!
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Pettytyrant101 wrote:I am sorry peple not agreeing with you sends you to sleep Mrs Figg- its a rather ignorant counter-argument however!
While we're on the subject of ignorant counter-arguments, you could try responding to the point that HP is good despite not being the most original children's book out there instead of just re-stating how unoriginal it was and saying you found it boring.
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
As do those who sing its praises. I have never denied its popular so is Pj's LotR's and I rank them similarly. I am not going to change my mind about that just because people dont like it- and I only the made the second post on the subject because I was directly asked (it was in response to Halfwise in fact)- I find to be asked about something then to have my reply and it to be thrown back in such a fashion is ignorant. What did people except me to say? Something the opposite of my known position?
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
Geez, you're in a fine mood.
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
oh jeez.. three pages in one evening! I can't even be bothered to catch up xD what the hell happened?
Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
Petty declared his utter lack of respect for Harry Potter. Fur went flying. Nothing settled, carry on.
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Re: the mysterious death of Frodo's parents
halfwise wrote:Petty declared his utter lack of respect for Harry Potter. Fur went flying. Nothing settled, carry on.
this was about Frodo's parents! how did this happen?
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Well my dear Norc, since your esteemed time is so valued, I had my man Ferguson dig around and find what started it all. He came up with this:
If my memory serves I believe you still were attentive during the Columbo discussion, correct? However I refuse to bestir myself to trace back how we got on the Columbo discussion. That way lies madness.
Mrs Figg wrote:ha ha you tell him Ringo! Theres nothing that can compare to my crabbits about Yates and his excremental Harry Potter films and Columbo, that detective dung beetle.
If my memory serves I believe you still were attentive during the Columbo discussion, correct? However I refuse to bestir myself to trace back how we got on the Columbo discussion. That way lies madness.
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Crabbit madness at that Halfwise! But it is true my crabbitmeter has not only peaked today but its then blown to smithereens and sprayed me head to foot with sharp bits of shrapnel.
A bear with a sore head is just a slightly moody animal compared to me right now!
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Pettytyrant101 wrote: But it is true my crabbitmeter has not only peaked today but its then blown to smithereens and sprayed me head to foot with sharp bits of shrapnel.
Petty, may I remind you that you assured me in the strongest of terms that the new Mk II crabbitmeter had been bunny tested and was for all practical purposes indestructible.
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Pettytyrant101 wrote:Crabbit madness at that Halfwise! But it is true my crabbitmeter has not only peaked today but its then blown to smithereens and sprayed me head to foot with sharp bits of shrapnel.![]()
A bear with a sore head is just a slightly moody animal compared to me right now!![]()
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Norc wrote:oh jeez.. three pages in one evening! I can't even be bothered to catch up xD what the hell happened?
Forumshire happened!
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may I remind you that you assured me in the strongest of terms that the new Mk II crabbitmeter had been bunny tested and was for all practical purposes indestructible.-David
Ah well yes, you see it tunrs out the boffins whilst they did indeed test it thoroughly before claimiing it to be indisctructable missed one small, yet vital factor in what they were saying- it was complete bollocks.
All it took was the sudden and effective crumbling of most of the last 40 years of my life over the course of one day and pop!
Ah well yes, you see it tunrs out the boffins whilst they did indeed test it thoroughly before claimiing it to be indisctructable missed one small, yet vital factor in what they were saying- it was complete bollocks.
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Pettytyrant101 wrote:
All it took was the sudden and effective crumbling of most of the last 40 years of my life over the course of one day and pop!![]()
Ah, so for once it wasn't PJ's fault. Sorry to hear that!
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I hope that you are able to pull through whatever happened, Petty, and I'm sorry that I touched a nerve on the wrong day!
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Not your fault Eldo, was mine- I needed some light Forumshire stuff to forget a particularly lousy day and got myself in a crabbit fest instead. And screw the world, I'm a Scotshobbit and a Tyrant the world can batter away at me all it likes I will not fall and I will not bend my knee to it!!
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