Tales of Home [1]

naw, feels like home.

Adams Grave.
A 3,500 year old neolithic burial Cairn with spiral carvings and cup marks symbols.



We used to play soldiers in it.

IT BURNS US!!!!! NASTY YELLOW FACE!!!

....oh wait... its actually quite nice. I remember something about this.... ermm... the sss.... the sss.... oh, the Sun!!! Distant memories have come flooding back. It is the sun I can see today.

Lucky you ! its bloody raining again here ! All the spring flowers are way behind & Im still in woolies & putting on the heating,
(woolies as in jumpers, not, woolworths)

Didn't think you were that far from me!

No rain here yet... thin layer of cloud now. April showers are definitely rolling in.

People assume here in the south east its all sun & smiles, like hell is it ! More like monsoon season half the time, then fierce winds, & if your really really lucky, 2weeks of summer ! then it all starts again !

I am South East... its better here than the rest of the country... but that's not saying much.

Bloody whinging southerners- you dont know what bad weather is!

I've been in the middle of a tropical storm.... I know what bad weather is!

Just cause it's cold don't make it bad you pale Scottish bastard!

I'm not pale, I'm light blue!

And tropical storms dont count- thats your own fault for going into foreign climes!
In terms of Uk weather you get it easy.

Blah blah blah.

it was 2+ today. i wore a denim jacket.

it was 22 degrees today. didnt wear a coat but kept my hat on just in case.

10pm still 27℃ and so humid

i wore a skirt and thin stockings. i can wear tank tops inside(without having to lit the firepalce!). it's a big improvement.

I had my Spring bath, and now I am freezing.

it's so warm. i can now shave my legs.

Thats 1 good thing bout winter, cos of wearing jeans you can be a yeti underneath were no-one sees !

that's not what i was thinking. have to wear jeans in summer too. i just don't need the extra isolation anymore.

This is why things were better in the olden days when women only discussed these things with each other where we men couldnt hear them and then we could live in the blissful ignorance that women were just magically softer, smoother and feminine.

Remember those naturists I mentioned that were visiting my home town? And you said you wanted pictures, well, you asked for it.

Warning contains, well naturists

Spoiler:

Apprently they had a Burns Supper. It doesnt say if the piper who piped in the haggis got to keep his kilt or not!
And according to the Sun, Organiser Chris Applegate said: “People have a misconception about naturists but we’re normal people.”

Well I've been to a few Burns Suppers in my time and I can categorically state that it is not normal to be naked at any of them.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:This is why things were better in the olden days when women only discussed these things with each other where we men couldnt hear them and then we could live in the blissful ignorance that women were just magically softer, smoother and feminine.

and then being forced to live up to this impossible image of how a woman is supposed to look. no thank you. keep it real. srlsy.

{{{{... why can't like... underwear models be nudists?!}}}}

awww.. they've dressed up for the occasion..

Norc wrote:{{{{... why can't like... underwear models be nudists?!}}}}

I'm pretty sure their profession wouldn't allow that.

... true.