Complaints

I want to complain about atacks on my reputation. Eldo, henceforth, don't let Petty say anything about me. Nor Kafria! They're full of themselves and don't know anything. A severe banning would do them good.

Gee, Orwell, I'd love to help you out, but I seem to recall someone who couldn't keep their mouth shut about how ineffective the Forumshire Administration was. You see, we've actually suspended non-essential functions in order to perform an extensive review to determine the truth of these allegations. Although to be honest, the only office we had to shut down was the Orwell Ego Protection Agency, since everyone agreed that was the department we'd be best off without.

Well, I'm off to buy grape vines with my Wife... I might have sex in the nursery -- that's how naughty I am, folks -- and I'm certainly not going off with my Wife with my tail between my legs --- not in the least!

(Bye!)

Eldorion wrote:Gee, Orwell, I'd love to help you out, but I seem to recall someone who couldn't keep their mouth shut about how ineffective the Forumshire Administration was. You see, we've actually suspended non-essential functions in order to perform an extensive review to determine the truth of these allegations. Although to be honest, the only office we had to shut down was the Orwell Ego Protection Agency, since everyone agreed that was the department we'd be best off without.

I read this the other day (just after I had my more than satisfying visit to the nursery ---- that's two grapevines we obtained, to grow over the chookhouse), and have contempated it with wisdom and discernment. I've decided, after such process of thought, to Suspend you from All duties here and place Baingil in your stead. I am well aware that I don't actually have the authority or technical knowhow to do that, but as I am Highly Regarded around here, I think you might just accept my judgment and hand over the keys to Baingil. Lovely girl, Baingil, always said so.

Down with Eldo,
Down with Admin,
Please, please, Baingil,
Come down on him!

"Forumshirerer Thinkings: Too Scared to Admit It."

Wisey Banks

Pay me and I'll organize a coup Orwell; I learned from the best- napoleon dynamite!

Ally wrote:Pay me and I'll organize a coup Orwell; I learned from the best- napoleon dynamite!

Great movie. Last scene is just about the most touching (if quirky) romantic scene I think I've ever seen. I was only thinking about this movie yesterday in the car, I can't remember why. Must get my copy out and watch it again. Your tastes continue to mirror mine, Ally - you freak!

Never seen it, but the actor who plays the lead is Mormon!

Well, if there was ever a reason to watch it, that surely would be it, Lorient! I warn you though, it's quirky.

Yea, I know. I have seen bits and pieces of it but never the whole thing.

Well, watch the whole thing, lad. Quirky, yet nonetheless a very beautiful film in my opinion. A Classic.

Bye --- I'm off to work. (Bloomin' work! )

I saw part of an abridged TV version of Napoleon Dynamite once and just thought that it was ... weird. On the other hand, I came in part way through and didn't even realize what it was until the movie was almost over, so I'd probably enjoy the film more if I watched it properly.

Eldorion wrote:I saw part of an abridged TV version of Napoleon Dynamite once and just thought that it was ... weird. On the other hand, I came in part way through and didn't even realize what it was until the movie was almost over, so I'd probably enjoy the film more if I watched it properly.

Who knows? You don't even like Family Guy, after all, a stunning indictment in itself! Maybe you Amercohobbits just think things are funny or insightful or quirky, or some or all of these, when the rest of the world don't. And vice-versa! We can forgive you. You didn't ask to be born after all, poor things...

Yeah, its a great film- haven't seen it for a couple of years now. I love the closing scene too (unless you mean the scene post credits with the horse, which is still neat) one of my favourites!

Orwell wrote:We can forgive you. You didn't ask to be born after all, poor things...

Ah, but we don't usually complain about being born, either.

Baingil wrote:

Orwell wrote:We can forgive you. You didn't ask to be born after all, poor things...

Ah, but we don't usually complain about being born, either.

Inscrutable?

Not all the time...

Yep...

I'll never predict the future...

I would like to complain about the recent surreal and mysterious nature of the complaints thread. It's getting harder and harder round here for me to tell when I'm drunk or not!

{{{Psst! It's All Ally's doing. I'd have a go at her, but I'm afraid she'll say I'm pompous --- or, worse still, un-hip... }}}

I am no friend of Petty as all would know - what with The Feud and All - but I feel honour bound to say that Orwell's latest comments about "Home" are going a bit too far... It's not THAT bad - for a Scotshobbit!

He was kinder than that draft probably deserves. Hopefully have the redo of it up tomorrow. {{{Pesky visitors-don't they realise I have IMPORTANT stuff to do? }}}