Complaints

Orwell wrote:Spam? We were just having a thoughtful discussions about Eldo's sexuality? Spam! Really!

Then may I apologize for mistaking your discussions for spam and trying to discontinue them?

I would like to complian that the complaints section shouldn't be so damn funny.

Funny ha ha or funny strange?

Both.

To be fair, I have always strongly doubted that there is any women on earth who'd ever be good enough for Freddie Mercury or Eldorion for that matter (less so on that last one, might have to check it... ) that is of course unless I never manage to create a working time machine...

I think you might need more than a Time Machine Ally to turn the head of Freddie Mercury.

'fraid so, Ally...

Hey

Which of you horrors is masquerading as me!

Puesdo Kafria indeed

(And with such an inapproriate and disrespectful profile piccy too!)

Check out orwell's comments on pg 8 of the Homosexuality thread, it should clear some things up.

And make your crabbit meter explode Kafria.

{{{ooh Orwell I think your wooing days are about to be brought to a premature and sudden halt!}}}

Lorient Avandi wrote:it should clear some things up.

Yes ... that it should. I can't wait.

*splutters*

There are not words to adequately express my utter outrage at the misuse of my good name, the insinuations and defamations at the expense of my reputation. I insist upon an apology, grovelling on bended knee along a cinder path with a suitable gift, followed by a multi page retraction of such scurilous suggestions in all forumshire press. Finally a ritual imprisonment in the village stocks


{{{{{Orwell..... over here.......don't take any of the above to heart! Just trying to ensure the success of the deception....Of course, any plans surely need discussing in person, in the corner of a dimly lit restaurant at a table for 2. A bottle or two of fine wine and an intimate conversation, to agree on the finer details....Oh and I really do like uniforms }}}}}

That's the spirit Kafria! Tear him a new one (not sure what you're supposed to do with old one though). Don't know how he expects to successfully woo a lady anyway- I mean he doesn't even have a sporran to waggle.

Kafria wrote:Finally a ritual imprisonment in the village stocks

I didn't know you two were into that sort of thing!?

"I didn't know you two were into that sort of thing!?"- Eldo

Where have you been Eldo? Not like its been double entrendes, be lucky if you could count some of it as single!

I don't know Petty; I was just about to say that I should have remembered the revelation about Orwell from last night.



I guess I'm just more surprised about our demure science teacher.

Speaking of which, when will the NotP pick up this story?

She's a Yorkshire lass isn't she? Don't think they have the word 'demure'. I'm fairly suprised they have science to be honest.

The NotP will be returing this Sunday in a special scandal filled issue- given all the scandal round here right now it could hardly be any other sort of issue (and they don't do any other sort anyway).

Excellent! I can't wait ... er, for the inevitable rebuttal of incontrovertible truth and reason from State News, of course.

{{{yes I've been tasked by the editors to keep as much scandal as I can bubbling to the surface unntil then. So keep strirring Eldo- good chap}}}

Hey! Don't you go casting Nasturtians when I'm asleep, you cowards! Me? Pseudo-Kafria! Outrageous!
It's clearly something Petty would do. He's sneaky like that!

{{{{Dear Kafria, it is clear that your ruse has worked. No one suspects you and yourself are the same person. While everyone else is being confused we can go ahead with our meeting and our ... conversation... and even if NotP catch us out, no one will believe any of it. Perfect debauchinariness on your part (I'm keen to see your tattoo in the flesh, your photograph is fabulous), and perfect caddishness on mine. My wife will never find out now, and that can only be for the best! You know, it never ceases to amaze me how Forumshire fokk can be so easily bamboozled - and not even know they are - which I s'pose they wouldn't come to think, because that's part of being bamboozled. Gee I'm brainy. I don't mean it vainly... Where was that dim lit corner again? }}}}



{{{{Note to self - how far is too far? }}}}}

Kafria wrote:(And with such an inapproriate and disrespectful profile piccy too!)

Art speaks and
makes no excuses!
this photograph kisses
my eyes
(both of them
on elongated
cartoon stalks).

like tulips dew dripping
sensual
in a frosty clear morning,
warming
as the day grows.

sexy as a bunch
of roses;
enticing as a
posie of pansies;
randy as a flag iris
naked in the
burgeoning sunshine;
sordid as
a giggling orgy of reeds.

who could feel
outrage
at such a beautiful
photograph -
not me....



"My Inner Thoughts of Orwell": while sleeping.

Wisey Banks

Oh what a lovely dream I must have had... Reminds me of a certain Lady even while awake... I don't mind you channelling my quality sleep-poems, Wisey (as above). Just in future consult me before you publish just anything; that's only respectable.

Ooh I know who it's about.... but won't say... Reminds me of a certain blushing first year science teacher... about thirty seven years ago... can't say who... ( )