Complaints

I want to complain about Baingil. Has you no sense of propriety? Petty, the girl is rudely posting on the Naughty Forumshirers Thread, and she's not even a Member of The Banished Planetarians Club! Can you, as Eldo's stand in, please remove her repulsive postings there - and with alacrity...

Oh, come on, I just wanna watch. I'm not gonna do anything. Nothing like I did to Odo's Thinklings club!

Well, frankly, what Petty does is none of your business. I await his adjudication with quite some suspense. Being a Scotshobbit, I trust his punishment will be swift and harsh. (For your own good, mind, Baingil - for your own good! ) As to what Pretty and I do on our thread -- well, I'm not sure I want you watching!

Oh I've been looking all over the place for Pretty. Can I visit the Naughty Forumshirers Thread, Orwell? I promise to be good.

The Naughty Forumshirer Thread is for naughty banished people, Bella, not nice young ladies like you. I'm not being mean, I'm just standing up for the strict Rules of that Thread. It's nothing personal.

Oooh, can I come?

In normal circumstances, you would seem just the kind of person who would be banished to just such a Thread, but, no, you can't. The rules are strict. Am I repeating myself?

Yes, yes you are repeating yourself.

Iv Porky comms con eye com two?

Are your ears pasted on, Bif? Porgy IS NOT ALLOWED! Nor are you...

I saw that, Baingil! You're not making it any better for youself... Where's that sluggard Petty?

Oh Baingil, if I might give a word of advice, this Naughty Forumshirer Thread does not sound like a place that nice girls should visit:-Jane

At last - a voice of Reason...

I say: delete the whole disgusting thread. A decent family oriented forum would do just that! I doubt though that Mr Tyrant would have the moral fortitude (or the morals) to do it. Spineless, weak and cowardly, that's Mr Tyrant - havent I always said it? ... well, at least, thought it...

I'd ban any kind of thread I'm not allowed to visit... You're just being mean, Orwell..

Well, tell me something I don't know (just ask leelee). Terrible mean I am... and I intend to remain the same until I get unbanished! Err.. not that I care, or want to go back there, or that my feelings have been hurt, or anything like that, perish the thought...

Right not to worry! I'm here and only slightly pissed. Well very. Right now, should Baingil be banned? Well now, gird my sporran, hmmmph, yup thats girded all right. Now lets try out some of these Admin powers I borowed from the Fortress of Lore and "Baingil be banished!" My kilts on fire!! My kilts on fire!!! Damn you Orwell! Should have guessed Admin would have protected his main squeeze!! Oh no now the sporran's going up! My money!!

Ah ha! The truth comes out, Orwell. This is all about pressuring Dark Planet to take you back... I don't think it will work... They're a decent kind of people. They run a tight ship there. Your kind of family unfriendliness is not welcome there. Give it up. If I was on their Council, and I'm not saying I want them to consider me for their Council by saying it, I would be EVEN more strict. Young minds are at stake here - YOUNG minds!

As to you, Mr Tyrant, I hope those flames are hot... The one's in Hades are hotter! Learn from the experience, I say...

Oh poor poor Petty. I have some nursing training, should I come over with my jug of lanolin?

You keep away from that recalcitrant Scotshobbit, Porgy --- what will people think?

I tried putting it out with buckie.. and now I have no eyebrows. Ahh the duckpond outside the pub, well in the pub, ahhh......now where are you Porgy with that ointment?

Petty, whatever the pain, you MUST try again. Delete delete delete... Banishment, actually, is too good for her... exterminate exterminate exterminate... Petty, you must keep fighting through the pain... (pain is very instructive, you know)...

Oh dear. The palantir rang and Odo was screaming blue murder at the other end, Wisey woke from his trance, and now I'm not allowed to come over, Petty... Odo obviously doesn't care at all about your valuables....

Its instructing me on the merits of soft toilet paper Orwell, ointment, buckie for the pain and not messing with Admin's powers. She's protected! Nothing I can do, she can go where she pleases...'oh, yes thankyou I will have a duckie, and a bag of peanuts, for the salt'....sorry Orwell only Admin can bring Baingil to heel, if anyone can. Maybe try her Maj?

Bugger it Porgy, now who is going to rub ointment into my charcoaled nether regions? Volunteers?...Anyone?......

You guys are sorely trying my patience. Is it wise, may I ask you, to annoy the Tech Admin?