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Re: Complaints
by Orwell Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:00 pm
Bed! Bed! Bed! That's what respectability tells me --- get out of my head, Odo! 
Oh all right then....
...nite....
Oh all right then.... ...nite....
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Re: Complaints
by Porgy Bunk-Banks Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:08 pm
You seem to have a certain animal magnetism tonight, Orwell....
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Re: Complaints
by odo banks Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:10 pm
Watch him, Porgy! He turns into a wolf when on the buckie, I've heard. Not someone a nice girl like you should meddle with!
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Re: Complaints
by janesmith Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:11 pm
I might needs take him in hand, I think... We have ways of dealing with this kind of boisterousness at Our Lady's.... painful methods, though some admittedly find them pleasant and one must take care...
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Re: Complaints
by odo banks Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:12 pm
Alcohol! He needs a thrashing!
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Re: Complaints
by janesmith Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:13 pm
Might thoughts exactky, Odo. A severe thrashing!
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Re: Complaints
by janesmith Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:17 pm
Sometimes I feel like he thinks he can do whatever he wants, you know Odo. Like he cold could even come down to Our Lady's and do... things... disgusting things...
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Re: Complaints
by Biffo Banks Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:19 pm
Eye ugree... Porky doen youse goin neer im, orwrite!
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Re: Complaints
by Wisey Banks Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:23 pm
They think
who drink
that to drink
at least
I think
is superior to
any propriety -
don't you agree?
They feel
who steal
a bottle
or
two's
unreal
and cool
the fools
Though mainly
it's Scots
who drink
gut rot
and not proud
Ozhobbits
as a rule
"The Rather Unedited Buckied Poetic Atttempt." William Wordsworth.
Wisey Banks
who drink
that to drink
at least
I think
is superior to
any propriety -
don't you agree?
They feel
who steal
a bottle
or
two's
unreal
and cool
the fools
Though mainly
it's Scots
who drink
gut rot
and not proud
Ozhobbits
as a rule
"The Rather Unedited Buckied Poetic Atttempt." William Wordsworth.
Wisey Banks
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Re: Complaints
by Orwell Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:23 pm
I am trying to sleep, you know...
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Re: Complaints
by Orwell Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:24 pm
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Re: Complaints
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:51 pm
What?! A buckie session and you didn't even invite me? Why I feel offended, shunned. I shall have to console myself with all this buckie you left behind.
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Re: Complaints
by Baingil Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:55 pm
odo banks wrote:Watch him, Porgy! He turns into a wolf when on the buckie, I've heard. Not someone a nice girl like you should meddle with!
How does one turn into a wolf, I'd like to know? Might be fun, I like wolves. I might have to work on figuring out how to do that.
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Re: Complaints
by Ally Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:50 pm
Ally dislikes metaphors for domestic violence...but I am like God when it comes to similes...
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Re: Complaints
by Orwell Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:32 am
Huh? Ally you've got awfully esoteric of late... 
My goodness, you'll be writing poems next! 
(Too much --- goin' to work ----bloomin' arvo shifts -- only got ta bed at 3 --- my 'ead urts....)
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Re: Complaints
by Orwell Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:49 pm
Finished nightshift! Hip hooray! 
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Re: Complaints
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Sep 06, 2011 10:53 pm
Now all you have to do is put your family in a cupboard for a few days and relax. _________________
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Re: Complaints
by Orwell Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:19 am
Pettytyrant101 wrote:
I've got just as good a plan --- they're off at work and school during the day! And I'm an early riser too - so the day (until 3.30pm) is ALL mine!
(Mmm... might give me time to change the locks...)
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Re: Complaints
by odo banks Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:41 am
I am alarmed! Eldorion's new Avatar? If you're gay, as your Avatar indicates, just come out and say it. Enough with the not-so-subtle hints!
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Re: Complaints
by Porgy Bunk-Banks Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:43 am
Do you really think he is gay? He doesn't seem that gay... Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Re: Complaints
by janesmith Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:45 am
Of course there's nothing wrong with it. Eru made us what we are. But anyway the indications are he is bi. Isn't that so, Baingil? things...
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