Complaints

You are such a redneck, Biffo. I'm embarrassed to call you my brother! I do hope Baingil's alright about it though. I should not like to share. But all to their own. As a Shiriff you do see all sorts of things going on - but it's a Free World.

Too free if you ask me.

Frankly, I think you can make too much of these things. It's only an avatar, no matter how gay. He's probably just being witty. Or maybe he doesn't realize... Actually, the more you think on it, the more Freudian that avatar seems...

Or even Fjordian!

When Ringdrotten returns, we must ask him. He'll know...

I still think you guys are making too much of this. It's just an avatar - irrespective of what the symbology implies.

We're not saying there's anything wrong with being gay, Orwell. Maybe you're taking it a bit too seriously yourself.

Not at all! I never said there was anything wrong with it. It's Eldo's choice, all said and done. I think him a fine young man, bi, gay or not... So long as he doesn't fancy sheep too, I'm fine with it.

Don't be ridiculous, Orwell. He's not even Welsh.

Ha! But he is a Usahobbit... a strange race of Hobbits if ever there was... Look at that GB chap (gone but not forgotten). Queer he was, queer as night follows day, that's in some parts of Forumshire, albeit, not all. Queer, I say! And maybe in more ways than one!

Not as there is anything wrong with that. I liked GB, persenlee.

So did we all, even if he was unrespectable. Shame he was drownded.. though he can only blame himself.

Drowndad!

It's what I heard.

Wasn't that Drogo Baggins?

Possibly - strange family that - but back to the point. I think someone should ask Eldo himself if he's bisexual. All this gossip is unbecoming.

He might just tell you it's none of your business. And he'd be right. How about us minding our business. That would surely be respectable. Don't you think so, Uncle Odo?

You're right, of course, Mirabella. I wont mention it again. Odo?

Oh alright then - but I'll pray for him.

For his immortal soul? I will pray too.

We all will, young man, we all will. Eru Bless you Eldo!

Yes, folks, it isn't really your business. {{{{{But he certainly seems to be quite interested in me, so... well... there's that.}}}}}

P.S. All this spam! Can I complain about that?

Spam? We were just having a thoughtful discussions about Eldo's sexuality? Spam! Really!

What is it with you guys wanting to know what I do in bed? Or should I say "who I do in bed"?