Complaints

I have some First Aid experience, Petty. Have you ever been a student at our school. If you were an Old Boy, you might visit our Infirmary. I'll have to check ther records, though, we can't just go on your word.

Is it wise to ask Baingil if you are any good with ointment?

Fair suck of the sav (as we say in Australia), I'm not trying to annoy you, Baingil, I'm trying to ban you!

(And Petty, I doubt Baingil is in a forgiving or nurturing mood. You did try to banish her, after all...)

eye gut keroseen Putty --- un an eegul leevs in den mennuts...

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Is it wise to ask Baingil if you are any good with ointment?

I might be. Some nice arnica takes away pain. On the other hand, I'm not rubbing anything on anyone. You can take care of it yourself. Here's the ointment.

Oh, and Orwell, I'm afraid I'm not especially interested in being banned!

And nor should you be interested in being banned, dear Baingil. Orwell, Porgy's right, you're being mean. Maybe, it's you who should be banned.

Hey...burnt arse here, a little sympathy wouldn't go amiss. And I'm sure Baingil is perfectly forgiving, shes female, the gentler sex (excluding Pretty obviously and our Maw). I'm sure she will be happy to oblige in the name of peace. Just there Baingil, were the blisters start if you please. Oh do it myself is it Baingil? Well thankyou very much. This stuff doesn't nip does it? And just out of curiousties sake, what might happen if I say mixed it into some buckie and drank it?

Yes, Let's take a vote.

I vote Orwell (and Petty, come to think) be banned.

I vote for someone to rub ointment on me!

"Banishment", "banning"-- need we be so harsh? We are all Illuvatars creatures, after all (even Petty is).

Arnica won't hurt you! Though the buckie might taste a bit sour.

I vote that all threads be open to all members*, and that exclusive clubs allow audiences, even if they do not allow all to be members.

*Except newspaper reporters.

Bun Putty! Bun Putty! ((((Keepim awarfrum Porky!)))))

I chanced upon that Naughty Thread, Baingil (completely by accident, not the kind of place I'd go searching for) and I must say, banish Orwell and Pretty there, say for a short time as punishment (a thousand years would suffice). Let them stew in their own vulgarity. And, of course, ban everyone else from going there. That should satisfy everyone. Here to help!

Your not on my list for those allegable for ointment application Biffo- I just wanted to make that very clear!!
As to banning newspapers baingil, I'm afraid Pure Publications rely more on informers selling stories than anything approaching a professional reporter, they will find things out somehow.
Obviously my attempt to ban you was nothing personnal, just um wanting to test the powers out- they work, well. In a AAAAAAAAGHHH THAT REALLY SMARTS kind of way. All mods here.

Odo, as is to be expected of a banks, your helpfulness is the domain of chocolate teapots.

Chocolate... teapot? Sounds delicious!

Oh, the banning thing? It's mainly Orwell I'm annoyed with. And besides, I could always unban myself.

On the other hand, I'd prefer you lure a few spambots here if you want to try out your powers. I'd like to try mine too, so save one for me if you do!

"Chocolate teapots?"

(((((Mmm I sense a Wholesome Story in this somewhere -- I must seek advice from my Anonymous Bugle friend-writer....)))))

Petty, of this "Chocolate Teapot", please tell me more --- and don't say it's anything like a Chocolate Starfish --- tasted one once --- accidentally --- tasted not anything like what it was cracked up to be --- please don't say it...

I have been looking forward to my first kill with an undue amount of keeness!!

"Chocolate... teapot? Sounds delicious!"- Baingil "please tell me more"- Odo

A Scots (UK?) saying "you are about as helpful as a chocolate teapot" as putting boiling water in such a teapot would result in a meted mess.

I give up. What say I let you watch, Baingil, but no interfering. What Pretty and I do on the Naughty Forumshier Thread must remain the business of Pretty and me. Just keep your mouth shut there, okay.... (I mean it kindly).

I googled, so I figured it out.

Still, I wouldn't mind having one! Not to put tea in. Just to eat.

Orwell wrote:I give up. What say I let you watch, Baingil, but no interfering. What Pretty and I do on the Naughty Forumshier Thread must remain the business of Pretty and me. Just keep your mouth shut there, okay.... (I mean it kindly).

I'll keep my mouth shut except to talk about popcorn, and you have a deal.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Odo, as is to be expected of a banks, your helpfulness is the domain of chocolate teapots.

Not all that obvious to begin with --- but clever -- very clever --- (Off to see a friend, bye for now...)

As my bargaining position is weak --- oh all right, Baingil.

I might just like to remind you Orwell, Pretty is my sister. If you try anything on, or do anything that may in anyway besmirch her honour....well you'd not be the first thats for sure. Best of luck with it, hope you come out of it better than most do.....there goes a brave man...or an idiot....

Orwell wrote:As my bargaining position is weak --- oh all right, Baingil.

Perfect. It's a deal.

I henceforth shall not even LOOK at that Naughty Thread... Pretty and Orwell? Won't be pretty....