Re: Hobbit Forum Refugees

[odo banks]

So apparently we are all strange homosexuals?    

That in itself is a strange perspective -- or assumption. Err... umm... Mister Malick - I'll run with this in the directiion I feel it draws me in... Forgive me if I get this wrong... You may quite rightly have ... err... consenting relations with your Lawfully Wedded Partner, Mr Malick (and that's surely your business as long as you keep it in the privacy of your bower) ... but as to anything 'strange' going on in any given err situation --- well, that's a totally different peckle.. Umm... may I ask --what do you mean exactly by 'strange'? I hope it does not mean anything to do with balrogs or other gangrel creatures? If so -- don't answer!    

And as to your comments, Mister Wolf --- you seem to a have a definite fixation on this word homosexual.... Does the word please you? I like 'chimbleys' myself  

[Mrs Figg]

I think us Breelanders are a bit queer and strange and some of us may even swing from trees biting each others bums, but who cares? the point is to have fun while youre doing it.

[odo banks]

I think us Breelanders are a bit queer and strange and some of us may even swing from trees biting each others bums, but who cares? the point is to have fun while youre doing it.

I'm not sure swinging from trees biting bums sounds terribly respectable, Mrs Figg. Also, quite dangerous. What if one was to lose one's grip?   

[odo banks]

Oh yes - I was sad to see Orwell and Wisey's tribute to your ageing pussy, Mrs Figg. The Ladies Guild of Archet are planning a requiem ahead of time as they assume your poor pussy hasn't got much life left in it. Do you think some Elvish Ointment might help reverse the ravages of time? I am, as always, here to help.

[Carcharoth]

And as to your comments, Mister Wolf --- you seem to a have a definite fixation on this word homosexual.... Does the word please you? I like 'chimbleys' myself  

Aha well yes it does in fact. Homo is quite a pleasant sound in of itself. But I assure you my question was innocent Queers definition is strange or homosexual! I am not making it up! So the intended or not notion of 'Bree is for the gays' made me chuckle, especially in this thread. 'We're here. We're queer!'

[odo banks]

Then it appears congratulations of sorts are in order.    Any way, a hobbit who knows who he (or she) is - even if he or she is a Bree-lander - is an Ornament in Eru's Eye as far as I know. Hobbits who are negative and cynical about these things are not unlike those Pharisees and Sadduccees that the Greek Hobbits rail about... One must be careful of being like that, what. Eru watches us all! One must be tolerant of queer folk - of course we should -- though, I guess it's only wise to keep an eye on them, as we shouldn't like any queer Bree-landers sneaking up behind us and playing naughty tricks, now would we.... or drop down on us (or fall) from the trees above!  

[Pettytyrant101]

Nought queer as news from Bree, except the folk of Bree- well known that   

[feanor 1999]

  

Your SO way late Eldo !    Feanor & I have been at it for....a while

But you know I just Love the way you wear me out my Darling boots. I'm always hot and bothered after a good posting session with you, in our own Breelander fashion. My pony is always prancing. But let's not give ALL our secrets away. I shan't post my thoughts on DOS yet, I'm too 'blown away' by it, just as I am by you

Good job my Mac is splash-proof !

[odo banks]

I assume you're talking about fence posting sessions.  Excellent healthy work! (We do need more fences and barriers generally in Forumshire I can tell you! Too many unrespectable types, if you know what I mean.  ) You sound good solid folk with your gumboots in the mud. Stoors perhaps? We do need more respectable types like you here, Feamor and Azriel. Until now, we've had to put up with a lot of riff-raff coming here from Bree! Well met, I say.. Well met!  

[Carcharoth]

Riff-raff? Riff-raff you say?
My honour demands that I hereby challenge you to a duel sir Odo. 'Twill be a cold day in hell before my back be stabbed without quick reply!
Choice of weapons I leave unto your whim. I'd suggest using the dagger with which my life's blood is now stained!

[Pettytyrant101]

I hope how you know how to fight with jelly Carcharoth!   

[RA]

Nought queer as news from Bree, except the folk of Bree- well known that   

Queer talk of Bree lately   

[odo banks]

Duel?   Mister Wolf, I feel obliged to inform you, for all our faults, Forumshirans are not Aristocrats here.   


{{{I think I'll let the Shiriff's Office in Bywater know about Mister Wolf. They'll surely know what to do with him. But, then again, it is the Bywater Shirrif's Office...   }}}

[azriel]

Yes, I dont mind getting all mucky, as long as its in the name of pure enjoyment Mr Banks. One should always strive to please one's fellow man (or woman) in an attempt to reach a common cause thats both beneficial & lucrative. I can assure you Mr Banks, you wont find a more hard working Hobbit, up all night I am. Bleary eyed from bouncing around until dawn peers over my bedroom window pane. And my hands ! look at my hands, well worn & never a complaint from my fellow Hobbits. *yawn* Well, a hearty well earned breakfast now & then Il clean out my hole,....................(Hobbit hole that is )

[odo banks]

Off you go then -- a clean hole is a happy hole.

{{{"Hobbit hole that is." What other kind of hole could she mean, I wonder? Queer folk all right... Oh well. I'm off to bed... Might need to sleep on it. }}}

[feanor 1999]

Ayup Pixie Boots...

And what a beautifully Clean, Comfortable hole you have. I am genuinely Honoured by your Friendship...

Odo, Thanks. I've never been described as 'Respectable. befoe...

[Mrs Figg]

Oh yes - I was sad to see Orwell and Wisey's tribute to your ageing pussy, Mrs Figg. The Ladies Guild of Archet are planning a requiem ahead of time as they assume your poor pussy hasn't got much life left in it. Do you think some Elvish Ointment might help reverse the ravages of time? I am, as always, here to help.

watch it buster!   any more cracks like that and i'll get my pussy to climb up your trouser leg and sink her claws in.

[Norc]

wow, what did u do to earn the title "respectable".. well, i guess the standards here are pretty low.

[azriel]

 

[Ringdrotten]

wow, what did u do to earn the title "respectable".. well, i guess the standards here are pretty low.

By rights it's mine, you know (2011 rights that is - or was it 2010? ) Oh well, awards coming up

[Norc]

well I know who i'm voting for.

[feanor 1999]

wow, what did u do to earn the title "respectable".. well, i guess the standards here are pretty low.

By rights it's mine, you know (2011 rights that is - or was it 2010? ) :xOh well, awards coming up

Why THANK you ringdrotten. I'll take an award any time. however little I have to do for it !   Pixie...   

[Norc]

i think what ringo was saying is that the respectable-title is his..

[Pettytyrant101]

I think its about high time I won that one  - Ive never been Most Respected. Can't think why not?    I would think after all this time of pointing out in never ending detail exactly why you are all wrong I should have earned it by now   

[RA]

He makes a compelling argument.