Re: Hobbit Forum Refugees

by Eldorion Sun Oct 27, 2013 4:43 pm

Minister of GIFs.

by **Amarië** Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:42 pm

Minster of Swears and Cumberbatching. And forever not posting new chapter in the Needlehole fics.

You two are such a perfect match... Sad

by Eldorion Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:15 pm

Oh, hello there ladies, I didn't expect to see both of you in this thread at once! Smile

Um, yes, we're all ministers here, nothing untoward... Neutral

by Ringdrotten Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:41 pm

I'd like to be Minister of Ministers (subject to the All-Mighty Admin of course) Nod

by Mrs Figg Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:12 pm

I formally request to become the Bree-Outreach Minister. After the Breelanders are brutally frisked and deloused at the border and all their foodstuffs swiped, I can offer them a calming cup of tea and teach them Citizen skills. and the Forumshire Song of Allegiance.

Oh Forumshire weird old place
the natural home of the fruitcase
like-minded nerds gather here
we have no draconian rules to fear
so let the creative juices flow
and let your nostril hair grow
let it all hang out
and shout..
OH Forumshire!
I need to pee
will someone see
if I do it behind that
Tree?

by Eldorion Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:13 pm

I love it! Laughing

NB Your next post will be your 10,000th, Mrs Figg! Very Happy

by Mrs Figg Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:15 pm

weeee!

by Eldorion Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:21 pm

Congratulations! cheers

by Mrs Figg Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:27 pm

thanx

by Ringdrotten Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:45 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:
the natural home of the fruitcase
like-minded nerds gather here
we have no draconian rules to fear
so let the creative juices flow
and let your nostril hair grow
let it all hang out
and shout..
OH Forumshire!
I need to pee
will someone see
if I do it behind that
Tree?

What a wonderfully forumshirian poem, mrs Figg Very Happy

by Norc Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:29 pm

weeeyeee!! cheers

figggy!!!

by Mrs Figg Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:41 pm

by **Orwell** Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:32 pm

Mrs Figg wrote:I formally request to become the Bree-Outreach Minister. After the Breelanders are brutally frisked and deloused at the border and all their foodstuffs swiped, I can offer them a calming cup of tea and teach them Citizen skills. and the Forumshire Song of Allegiance.

Oh Forumshire weird old place
the natural home of the fruitcase
like-minded nerds gather here
we have no draconian rules to fear
so let the creative juices flow
and let your nostril hair grow
let it all hang out
and shout..
OH Forumshire!
I need to pee
will someone see
if I do it behind that
Tree?

I'll be keeping an eye out --- Moderator speaking. Embarassed

by **Orwell** Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:35 pm

Just think, just another 90,000 posts and you'll be eligible for Forumshiran Citizenship, Mrs Figg, but only after sorting out the paperwork and ironing out a few technicalities, that is. study

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Seems to get banned a lot... hmmm... }}}

by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:30 am

Congrats Mrs Figg! cheers

(I wonder how many of you posts were spent being crabbit at me! Shocked

Here to help! Very Happy

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by **Orwell** Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:56 am

Did she get banned twice because of attacks on you at TorN, Petty? Did you get banned by attacking her back - or did you take lying down like a Scotshobbit? (Here to help! Very Happy

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by Mrs Figg Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:19 pm

Orwell wrote:Did she get banned twice because of attacks on you at TorN, Petty? Did you get banned by attacking her back - or did you take lying down like a Scotshobbit? (Here to help! }

I got banned for Services to Sarcasm. I only gave Petty gip in Bree. and here. well everywhere really. Cool

give me strength
freakin grass length
over Denethors fall
we had a ball
Lothlorien is blue
so poo to you
Gimli was cool
and not a little fool
so i'll give you lip
cos you give me the pip

by **Orwell** Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:26 pm

by Eldorion Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:07 pm

by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:08 pm

Wish my internet had stayed broken Evil or Very Mad

by Norc Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:35 pm

more refugees? why don't u just call this thread "bree refugees"?

by feanor 1999 Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:12 pm

Ayup All and Mrs Figg...

How Interesting this thread has been to read. I always wondered how black my name was here. Maybe i should change my Moniker to Eol now... ?

Just for the record, and set you Forumites straight, the only people I ever banned were spammers just before and after AUJ came out . Thanks for at least asking Elsorion. There were so so many. Then we had more than a few trolls who had multiple ghost accounts and were coming back time and again because I didnt have the power or knowhow to get their ISPs banned, and upon asking at PT, was more or less promptly Ignored. one of those trolls did manage to stay, and got on my nerves not personally, but because he was drowning out the other regular members and wouldnt stop when asked nicely. So I nmade a point of trying to make him feel unwelcome and through that, stop. But following my Namesakes twisted fate, my repeated attempts to bring calm to the forum (which I stupidly kept trying to explain to folks) was enuff to turn me into the bad guy. And so I remain. But If thats me being pompous Orwell, and I could never match you, then so be it. Watch me give a damn. I tried my best for Bree, to keep it as an antidote to all the sickly fanboy sites out there.

But Im surprised at the way you talk of me Figgy. Because you always seemed so so sweet. And my friend. But just remember, it was because you QUIT as the mod, not because you were 'banned', (because I was told you weren't by PT), that I took over. How stupid indeed of me it was. Maybe Bree should have died then, and save me the bother of typing.

BTW, Hope you're OK petty. I missed you over there. And I never banned you either.

Feanor.

Oh, and by the way, I'm not 'Him', or 'the Mod with no name', The name's FEANOR. And proud of it !

by Norc Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:15 pm

by feanor 1999 Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:16 pm

Norc wrote:

Same to you you stupid Girl. I see nothing changes.

by Eldorion Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:24 pm

Fair warning, Feanor (do you prefer that to Stu?), continuing to insult Norc is going to go over especially poorly right now since a lot of people suspect you were behind the recent troll invasion here, mainly because that guy shared a similarly inexplicable grudge against Norc. With that said, however, both of you need to ease off the gas right now.

NB I wasn't privy to the behind the scenes drama that led to the initial changing of the moderatorial guard at Bree, but it's a demonstrable fact that Figgs was banned from Bree (although she came back with a new account).