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Post by Pettytyrant101 Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:44 pm

I supsect for someone of Tokiens passions having your created words reach such currency they get put in the dictionary you used to work on must have been a career highlight.

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Post by azriel Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:01 pm

I like currants Smile

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Post by Orwell Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:27 am

English is a great language. My main reasons for saying it are:

(1) it takes any word from any language and if it's catchy enough it soon becomes an English word;

(2) you can make up your own words and if it's catchy enough it becomes English - and sooner or later is given a meaning.

Hurrah for the English language!

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Post by Ally Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:45 am

I like to say 'it' because it is a smashing dummy pronoun!

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Post by CC12 35 Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:13 am

Oh it was ally who said it. not weezer

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Post by Eldorion Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:17 am

Carly is my new favorite joke character.
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Post by Pettytyrant101 Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:08 am

Mad Youth!

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Post by CC12 35 Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:39 am

Eating rolled oats w walnuts rasperberrys and a sliced organic banana & grapes because i am a joke chaaracter

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Post by David H Thu Nov 08, 2012 1:13 am


Random number (1,500000000000000000000000) : -8808846755794780159

"Ah, that's a good number. One of my favourites! Very Happy "



I hate that number! Mad
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Post by Orwell Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:54 am

Is it a coincidence - or is there really something not right with that number --- I absolutely despise it too! Mad Now 768-987654563-XY32 always brings a smile... You can't possibly deny that, Dave. Very Happy

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Post by David H Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:16 pm

Orwell wrote:Is it a coincidence - or is there really something not right with that number --- I absolutely despise it too! Mad Now 768-987654563-XY32 always brings a smile... You can't possibly deny that, Dave. Very Happy

I can't deny it, Orwell, (though as a purist I cringe at the XY32 part. Shocked Suspect )

The 987654563 element is really entertaining. Not only is it a descending-ascending sequence with a terminal 3 as a punch-line (LOL!) but it's prime factorization is 7 x 1361 x 103669! You've gotta love that! Very Happy

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Post by Orwell Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:27 pm

Of course! cheers

Mind, the XY32 was an attempted bit of humour with (I thought) an ironic alegebraic twist. One does always seek to entertain, but some you win, and some you lose. Mathematic humour (I've discovered) is not Comedy's easiest form to get right. Very Happy

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:47 am

If you'd put a dash p on the end: XY32-P It would have had a much better punchline.

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Post by Orwell Fri Nov 09, 2012 1:08 pm

It's so obvious when someone puts it there... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post by David H Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:49 pm

I'm not saying it can't work to mix constants and variables in the same joke, all I'm saying is it requires impeccable comic timing.

And I have to say I agree completely with Orwell (as much as that pains me to say it. Suspect ) The dash P is a bit heavy handed. If you have to explain the punchline, it probably wasn't that funny in the first place....
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Post by Ally Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:56 pm

She wants the P!

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Post by Orwell Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:59 pm

{{{Thank goodness she used a consonant, David - I'd hate it if Ally included numbers in her esoterica... Beyond respectable, yep, would be! Some things (numbers being one of them) are sacred in my opinion! Rolling Eyes }}}l

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Post by Pettytyrant101 Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:09 pm

The dash P is a bit heavy handed.- David

Well I can never be accused of subtelty!

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Post by Orwell Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:18 pm

Laughing

Actually both Petty and I are from the Benny Hill school of number-humour, David --- No doubt, Wodehouse is more your style --- Mister Highbrow Numerator! Mad

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Post by chris63 Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:54 pm

http://www.forbes.com/sites/michaelvenables/2012/11/08/hobbit-books/

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Post by Garek the Guard Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:19 pm

Hi Chris- had a few complaints about your pet. Perhaps not so wise to attach that to his back.

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Post by chris63 Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:02 am

Am i missing something ?

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Post by David H Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:56 am

Maybe....
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Post by Mrs Figg Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:06 am

Wheres Yooper?
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Post by CC12 35 Sun Nov 18, 2012 2:24 am

I often think of Harlem
that's where I belong
that's home
you miss youper
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