Mayoralty 2014: nominations

bungobaggins wrote:As candidate for mayor, I will not make promises I cannot keep. And one thing I will never stoop to is bribing candidates with preferential treatment on certain issues, or promising favors for votes. I vow to represent Forumshire, and the respectability this domain demands, to my utmost ability. I will see to it that the Queen's Justice is carried out swiftly, and efficiently with the implementation of a portal to an alternate dimension where the guilty will meet their fate at the hands of the Deep Ones.

Under my mayorship, the geoduck will be classified as a protected species, and any individual caught in violation of any laws or regulations under the Forumshire Protected Species Act will meet with the Queen's Justice.

As candidate for mayor, I am also looking to cut bureaucratic waste. To start, I plan to deregulate the production and sales of Buckie. This will lower the cost through cutting the Buckie sales tax, and will allow individuals to produce their own Buckie to the potency that they see fit.

The safety of Forumshire is of the utmost importance to me. The Troll-Guard will be doubled and the borders will receive additional supplies and troops to prevent any undesirable, unrespectable characters from tainting our home.

Together. Stronger. Forever.

The Future Is Bright

Bungo For Mayor In 2014

What the hell am I going to say to the insurance? "Och--a ned shat doon the chimney"?

bungobaggins wrote:As candidate for mayor, I will not make promises I cannot keep.

And one thing I will never stoop to is bribing candidates with preferential treatment on certain issues, or promising favors for votes.

As candidate for mayor, I am also looking to cut bureaucratic waste. To start, I plan to deregulate the production and sales of Buckie. This will lower the cost through cutting the Buckie sales tax,

David H wrote:

bungobaggins wrote:As candidate for mayor, I will not make promises I cannot keep.

And you call yourself a politician? Clearly a man with no experience!  {{{Oh, Dave, these are the things we say to the public. They don't know any better.}}}

And one thing I will never stoop to is bribing candidates with preferential treatment on certain issues, or promising favors for votes.

I assume that means you prefer to do business in cash.   {{{Quiet you. }}}

As candidate for mayor, I am also looking to cut bureaucratic waste. To start, I plan to deregulate the production and sales of Buckie. This will lower the cost through cutting the Buckie sales tax,

And just how do you propose to maintain our Queen in the lifestyle to which she's become accustomed without a buckie tax?  
{{{or fund all of Eldo's "fact finding junkets" for that matter...  }}}. {{{During these difficult times, we must all make sacrifices to the Elder Gods. The frivolity of the royal lifestyle does not appease them.}}}

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I hope you are not casting a shadow of doubt over the impartiality of the very Forumshire political institutes you are canvassing to join Bungo?   

Mrs Figg wrote:

Mirabella wrote:

Vote 1 Mirabella Banks. THE VOICE OF TREASON

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I'll nominate you Aziriel- I was backing Dave but Im uncertain over his buckie policy now   

azriel wrote:
So, If you want to nominate an Ideologist, a judge of fairness, a fearless member of the community, ( plus I do have an intoxicating potion to zap up an after hours lock in,and IL find something to make Dave's field Sprite proof ) I am your man.....woman !