Mayoralty 2014: nominations

Can we nominate more than one person? I nominate Ringo.

Goodness me, Bungo. And there was me considering you as a candidate - but you can't even decide who you want to be Mayor!    Ineeed a Mayor who I know who is stong and decisive and respectful to men. Looks like it's all the way with Mirabella for me. (Or I hope at least first base this time).

Il be honest, I was thinking of Ringo from the off, just wanted to be clear how we do these things  

who nominated me  ?

Go back and read the thread, you spazzbrain.  It's only two pages long.   

it says "some public support"....


hey, "spazzbrain"?!  .........it's quite fitting though i'll give u that.

*Ahem*

bungobaggins wrote:I will put in the official nomination for Norc.

    (reprise)

{{{ Perhaps she can't see anything not framed by flashing gifs? }}}

or maybe i'm just to spazzmic  i promise i read through it, but well.. maybe not that thorough ..
(thanks Bungo  )

I'll nominate bungo.

I wanna nominere Az is she nomineres yet?

I nominate Odo Banks, as we need someone like Walder Frey to keep you lot in order. He has had loads of experience with those wives of his.

I nominate Dave- best toilets, sorry fields, in Forumshire   


So who we got so far?

Norc, Bungo, Azriel, David, Mirabella, and Ringdrotten?

That right so far?

and Odo  

but if the Banks clan are barred, which no doubt they will be knowing their seedy past.  I vote Halfy.
I am afraid Dave as mayor would mean an influx of Geoduck firming advertisments everywhere.  

I believe Odo has withdrawn already, and nominated Mirabella in his stead.

So Norc, Bungo, Azriel, David, Mirabella, Ringdrotten and Halfwise are the current nominations for Mayor.

I worry about candidates who name call. I do think calling a fellow Forumshiran a 'spazzbrain' is hardly the behaviour of a Mayor of Forumshire.

And Mrs Figg, you are right, we Banks do have a seedy past, but surely a hobbit lass with agrarian blood in her veins shouldn't be blamed. Surely a Mayor of Forumshire can represent both the urban and rural sections of our community. I hope you're not exhibiting city bias to we good rustic folk? Surely you wouldn't...   

Oh sorry.. I get a bit emotional when good country people are put down upon.. but I am strong. A strong woman can show weepy compassion, I believe. A Mayor needs to be strong but still sensitive to the needs of ALL Forumshirans - not just city slickers. A woman can be upset about the threat to her newborn baby but still fight a bear off wth her bare hands and her tooth and nail!     

Vote 1 for Mirabella Banks!  

Eldorion wrote:I'll nominate bungo.

Thanks, Eldo.

Now I need to figure out what my positions are on the issues. But before that I need to figure out what the issues are.   

I think I'm going to sit back an watch all of this. It's always fun to do! I won't nominate anyone yet, seeing how I am Queen and I can't show a bias yet ( though Eldo seems to be breaking that rule...) I will abstain until I see some platforms!

you lot need to put forward your election manifestos   

Our what? Oh.... Hmmmmm ....

Tinuviel wrote: I will abstain until I see some platforms!

OK, I can do that!  

I have a few inititial pronouncements to make about what I'll offer as Mayor.

1. Foot massages for the appropriate Sex

2. Cookery Classes for the appropriate Sex

3. Embroidery Classes for the appropriate Sex

4. Night outs for the appropriate Sex to give the other appropriate Sex time to catch up with all the scrubbing and polishing

5. Lots of the Most Expensive Jewellery and Fine Clothing for the appropriate Sex supplied by the other appropriate Sex even it means the second mentioned Sex die much younger through the hardest of lifelong labour than do the forementioned Sex so that the forementioned Sex can live ten or twenty years longer and blissfully than the second mentioned Sex that has, at long bloody last, conveniently expired


I will have more to say as the campaign continues.



Vote 1 Mirabella.  

What, wait...I was nominated?  ....

Now I'll have to figure out my posteriers, I mean persimmons, hang on - I'll figure it out.

And I didn't call anyone a name.  I merely performed a deductive analysis and announced the results.

David H wrote:

Tinuviel wrote: I will abstain until I see some platforms!

OK, I can do that!  

I think Dave has just taken an early lead.

If it makes you feel any better bungo I am still undecided.