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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Forest Shepherd Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:02 pm
I'm not sure. Noone has died yet, it just doesn't seem right. I mean, how will we know if the willy-nilly Liberals or the stubborn-butt Purists have won?
I like that we have a crater now. Perhaps we can get some more of that action going on. Or maybe I can start manifesting the wicked intentions of the dark god Armok on the map?
I like that we have a crater now. Perhaps we can get some more of that action going on. Or maybe I can start manifesting the wicked intentions of the dark god Armok on the map?
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Pettytyrant101 Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:53 pm
That sounds like cowardly liberal talk Bungo! - I hope you're not planning on deserting when there are PJ liberals on the lose?!
Got to admit, didn't see the being turned to jelly bit coming. Here however I feel I have an advantage, as I am used to getting about on legs that are so drunk they may as well be made of jelly anyway.
So using my amazing skills-
I BITE OFF MRS FIGG'S JELLY HEAD, AS I'M THE SORT WHO ALWAYS EATS A JELLY BABY HEAD FIRST!
Got to admit, didn't see the being turned to jelly bit coming. Here however I feel I have an advantage, as I am used to getting about on legs that are so drunk they may as well be made of jelly anyway.
So using my amazing skills-
I BITE OFF MRS FIGG'S JELLY HEAD, AS I'M THE SORT WHO ALWAYS EATS A JELLY BABY HEAD FIRST!
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by azriel Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:50 pm
I like chewing on wine gums for quite a while 
So, I fly up into the air after Bungo's miraculous appearing bazooka eh ? ok, I call upon my trusty broomstick mid air & spray reems of blinding sparkles at the Purists as they hobble for cover, thus giving enough time for Figgy & Ringo to rally & for fooks sake think up a plan of attack, (& final destruction !) (& dont bring Bertie Basset into it )
So, I fly up into the air after Bungo's miraculous appearing bazooka eh ? ok, I call upon my trusty broomstick mid air & spray reems of blinding sparkles at the Purists as they hobble for cover, thus giving enough time for Figgy & Ringo to rally & for fooks sake think up a plan of attack, (& final destruction !)
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Mrs Figg Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:42 pm
Petty bites my head off and then two more grow in its place like a Hydra head. I sink my poisonous fangs into Pettys buttocks. 
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Forest Shepherd Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:02 am
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by David H Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:16 am
Mrs Figg wrote: I sink my poisonous fangs into Pettys buttocks.
Azriel wrote:
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Forest Shepherd Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:11 am
Hydra's have a proclivity towards Scottish buttocks. Only God knows why...
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by azriel Thu Jul 17, 2014 9:18 am
Now there's a thought Dave ! Do yer think he'd (Petty) will taste like a very pickled haggis ? oh & by the way................................Kill the purists
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:38 pm
I feel I should be safe this round- my buttocks have their own inbuilt protections
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Forest Shepherd Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:04 am
I don't want to know i don't want to know IDON'TWANTTOKNOW!!
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Mrs Figg Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:42 am
its the crushed remains of Buckie bottles, they have encrusted his bum like Smaug's jooled waistcoat. after years of lying on a bed full of discarded Buckie bottles, no human can pierce his hide.
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Forest Shepherd Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:02 am
Well that's not so bad then I guess.
{{{The bloody answer had better be Mirrormere Mrs. Figg!!!!}}}
{{{The bloody answer had better be Mirrormere Mrs. Figg!!!!}}}
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:52 am
Ive lost the thread (excuse the pun ) its been a while ? Who's go is it ? Is anyone dead yet ?
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by bungobaggins Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:30 pm
Waiting on Forest, and he's about to go on vacation for three weeks! 
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:14 pm
Oh fook,
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by bungobaggins Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:42 pm
oh, I don't think Ringo has stated his action for this round.
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:13 pm
Come on Ringdrotten! Just when I'm winning too!
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:52 pm
Says who ? You aint won yet Petty me boy 
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:23 pm
How can I lose? Im already drunk! 
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:46 pm
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by Ringdrotten Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:04 pm
Sorry about that guys, was going to post here yesterday but after almost 24 hours of being on the move I felt like sleeping 
Besides, a Fjordian is never late - he arrives precisely when he feels like fighting off purists!
Stop Petty from killing the liberals by drowing him in the river!
Shame about my claim from last round, though
Besides, a Fjordian is never late - he arrives precisely when he feels like fighting off purists! Stop Petty from killing the liberals by drowing him in the river!
Shame about my claim from last round, though
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Re: Roll to Dodge!
by azriel Wed Jul 30, 2014 5:30 pm
Short, sharp & simple, just how I like it 
Hello Ringo,
Hello Ringo, _________________
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