Re: 2013 Awards Voting Form- DO NOT POST ON THIS THREAD!

[Tinuviel]

Also which Smaug line are you voting for Mrs. Figgs?

[Mrs Figg]

the first one ''I am fire'', I dont get the second one because there wasnt supposed to be any light to step into?   

[Pettytyrant101]

Good stuff Tin- there will still be an awards ceremony, once a few last minute legal hurdles over a coal scuttle are resolved between Pure Publications and the DUBC (OBD) - Down Under Broadcasting Corporation (Odo Banks Division), the notorious and unsavoury proprietors of the Archet Bugle.

[Tinuviel]

Classic Forumshire   So do you want to incorporate it into the awards ceremony or would it be easier if I just did a little thing?

[Mrs Figg]

  if we wait any longer for these awards I will be 100 and the forum will ban me for being too old. (it wont let anyone over the age of 99 join   )

[Pettytyrant101]

I would never be one to try to deprive a Queen of her thing, not twice at any rate.   

How about I pm when the negotiations are concluded and a date set for the Forum Awards and you can be the third cog in the Awards Show?
Or if you cant make it on at the same time you could do the Movie Awards when you can after the Forum ones, what do you think?


"if we wait any longer for these awards I will be 100 and the forum will ban me for being too old."- Mrs Figg

Well if it did it would probably guarantee you another award!      

[Norc]

petty

[Mrs Figg]

can we stop fannying around and have the awards?   

[bungobaggins]

Whoa whoa. Hold up. We are voting on the movie awards now?

[bungobaggins]

Here's my ballot.

BEST LOOKING CGI
Smaug

WORST LOOKING CGI
Liquid Gold

DUMBEST "PJ-MOMENT"
Golden Statue

BEST REALIZED NEW MIDDLE-EARTH ENVIRONMENT
Thranduil's Halls

BEST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE
Mirkwood Spider Fight

WORST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE
Erebor Showdown (Dwarves vs. Smaug)

MOST OBVIOUS LOTR MOMENT
Sauron/Ring

WORST LINE(S) OF DIALOGUE
"I could have anything down my trousers." - Kili
(It was hard to pick just one here, they all sucked!)

BEST NON-CANON CHARACTER
Radagast
(Mainly because he was in it the least, and had very little to do, and was mostly pointless except for transportation services. And at least he exists within the legendarium.)

WORST NON-CANON CHARACTER
Bard's Family
(They added absolutely nothing to the story, and we weren't given a reason to care about them, other than the fact that their mother, who we don't know or ever meet, is dead.)

BEST LINE OF DIALOGUE
"My teeth are swords..." - Smaug

[Amarië]

Perhaps I should make an effort to watch this movie soon.

[Pettytyrant101]

can we stop fannying around and have the awards?- Mrs Figg

Could be dangerous that without first properly shilly-shallying, dilly- dallying and procrastinating.

[Mrs Figg]

I think we could add dithering and flim-flamming to that lot.

[Norc]

i thought we weren't supposed to post on this thread

[Pettytyrant101]

We arent- I said so right at the start with the full power of respect and influence my moderator name carries on Forumshire- and therefore here we are on page 5.   

Once more demonstrating the average Forumshirelians attitude when confronted with rules!

[Tinuviel]

I would never be one to try to deprive a Queen of her thing, not twice at any rate.   

How about I pm when the negotiations are concluded and a date set for the Forum Awards and you can be the third cog in the Awards Show?
Or if you cant make it on at the same time you could do the Movie Awards when you can after the Forum ones, what do you think? 

Sounds good to me! So EVERYBODY VOTE!

[David H]

Sorry Tin. I've just wasted all the time I should have used to vote watching Ozhobbit Garden Porn. I know I'm shirking my duties as a citizen of Forumshire, but I REALLY need to pack now. {{{so ashamed of myself....    }}}

[Tinuviel]

You're lucky I let you vote! I'm a democratic Queen, and if that doesn't make sense, then you're on the wrong forum    


{{{{{{{{{{{It's fine David do what ya gotta do!}}}}}}}}}

[Ringdrotten]

Sent you my votes, Tin (nice initiative, by the way )

[Mrs Figg]

Tin did a Royal Intervention because Pettys too lazy to sort it out.   

[Pettytyrant101]

Hey it not my fault- its all a cunning ruse by Pure Publications so now they can claim they do the paper and Awards by Royal Charter.

[Mrs Figg]

  but are we or arent we? and when? I need to know when to defuzz for the redcarpet.   

[Orwell]

And don't forget to de-furball your pussy.

[Tinuviel]

thank you my loyal subjects! I will not slack in my duties as Queen. I never have nor never will!

{{{{{{{{{That is of course because I never have had any duties before...crap. What have I gotten myself into???   }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

[Orwell]

  We know you never have, your Majesty.


{{{Never have? Come to think - what does Queen Tin do anyway? A bit like that Mayor of ours actually... bloody Kafria! }}}