Re: 2013 Awards Voting Form- DO NOT POST ON THIS THREAD!

[Norc]

oi! don't post on this thread (unless they are lists)

[Norc]

here they are!

BEST LOOKING CGI
Smaug
Spiders
Beorn in bear form

WORST LOOKING CGI
Gandalf in Dol Guldur
Sauron's Vagina
Azog and Bolg
Liquid Gold

DUMBEST "PJ-MOMENT"
Heroic Wheel-barrow
Golden Statue
Tauriel's Healing Scene
Bilbo killing the baby spider.

BEST REALIZED NEW MIDDLE-EARTH ENVIRONMENT
Lake-town
Thranduil's Halls
Beorn's House
Mirkwood Forest
Erebor

BEST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE
Chase to Beorn's
Mirkwood Spider Fight
Barrel Chase
Gandalf vs. Necromancer
Lake-town Fight (Orcs vs. Elves)
Erebor Showdown (Dwarves vs. Smaug)

WORST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE
Chase to Beorn's
Mirkwood Spider Fight
Barrel Chase
Gandalf vs. Necromancer
Lake-town Fight (Orcs vs. Elves)
Erebor Showdown (Dwarves vs. Smaug)

MOST OBVIOUS LOTR MOMENT
Aethelas/healing scene
"Dwarf Blood"/"Man Flesh"
Sauron/Ring
PJ Cameo

WORST LINE(S) OF DIALOGUE
"You like killing things, you like death? Then let me give it to you!" - Tauriel
"Such is the nature of evil, in time all foul things come forth!" - Thranduil (fixed it)
"We are legion." - Azog
"If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together." - Thorin
"We don't have a jiffy." - Dwalin
"I could have anything down my trousers." - Kili

BEST NON-CANON CHARACTER
Tauriel
Legolas
Alfrid
Azog
Bard's Family
Radagast
Sauron

WORST NON-CANON CHARACTER
Tauriel
Legolas
Alfrid
Azog
Bard's Family
Radagast
Sauron



I'm pretty sure Petty approved of these, but seeing as it's a little late in the game... I don't know. It's up to Petty I guess.

i have one more:

BEST LINE OF DIALOGUE (one liners and a bit more)
"If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!" - Thorin

"I am fire, I am death" - Smaug

"-I found something in the goblin-tunnels" ["what did you find"] "my courage" - Bilbo Baggins

Smaug: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
[moves in Bilbo's direction]
Smaug: Where are you?
[Bilbo runs, but Smaug hears his footsteps across the gold and follows]
Smaug: Come now, don't be shy... step into the light.
(basically I'm nominating the whole of that sequence between Smaug and Bilbo)

[Amarië]

"-I found something in the goblin-tunnels" ["what did you find"] "my courage" - Bilbo Baggins

What the...? Use warnings and spoiler tags for such nauseating "dialogue", I don't have the stomach for it!

[Norc]

i am sorry, but i liked that bit! (and i needed filling)

[Orwell]

mmm .... yes.... well.... mmm... you'd know when, Norc..... mmm....

[Norc]

IT! it needed filling! "it" as in the list of nominees for that category! *facepalm*



i walked straight into that didn't i..

[Orwell]

 

[RA]

You guys   

(((    )))

[Norc]

so ... is this a thing still or? are we voting for movie awards too?

[David H]

You sound like a girl who's already bought her dress!  

[Norc]

and u haven't?

[David H]

..maybe...  

[bungobaggins]

Seeing as Tin and I helped in compiling the categories and nominations for the movie awards, we better vote on them, or I will have wasted about 20 minutes of my life.

[malickfan]

Wait, are the movie awards actually up now? Where is the list?

[Norc]

here they are!

BEST LOOKING CGI
Smaug
Spiders
Beorn in bear form

WORST LOOKING CGI
Gandalf in Dol Guldur
Sauron's Vagina
Azog and Bolg
Liquid Gold

DUMBEST "PJ-MOMENT"
Heroic Wheel-barrow
Golden Statue
Tauriel's Healing Scene
Bilbo killing the baby spider.

BEST REALIZED NEW MIDDLE-EARTH ENVIRONMENT
Lake-town
Thranduil's Halls
Beorn's House
Mirkwood Forest
Erebor

BEST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE
Chase to Beorn's
Mirkwood Spider Fight
Barrel Chase
Gandalf vs. Necromancer
Lake-town Fight (Orcs vs. Elves)
Erebor Showdown (Dwarves vs. Smaug)

WORST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE
Chase to Beorn's
Mirkwood Spider Fight
Barrel Chase
Gandalf vs. Necromancer
Lake-town Fight (Orcs vs. Elves)
Erebor Showdown (Dwarves vs. Smaug)

MOST OBVIOUS LOTR MOMENT
Aethelas/healing scene
"Dwarf Blood"/"Man Flesh"
Sauron/Ring
PJ Cameo

WORST LINE(S) OF DIALOGUE
"You like killing things, you like death? Then let me give it to you!" - Tauriel
"Such is the nature of evil, in time all foul things come forth!" - Thranduil (fixed it)
"We are legion." - Azog
"If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together." - Thorin
"We don't have a jiffy." - Dwalin
"I could have anything down my trousers." - Kili

BEST NON-CANON CHARACTER
Tauriel
Legolas
Alfrid
Azog
Bard's Family
Radagast
Sauron

WORST NON-CANON CHARACTER
Tauriel
Legolas
Alfrid
Azog
Bard's Family
Radagast
Sauron



I'm pretty sure Petty approved of these, but seeing as it's a little late in the game... I don't know. It's up to Petty I guess.

i have one more:

BEST LINE OF DIALOGUE (one liners and a bit more)
"If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!" - Thorin

"I am fire, I am death" - Smaug

"-I found something in the goblin-tunnels" ["what did you find"] "my courage" - Bilbo Baggins

Smaug: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
[moves in Bilbo's direction]
Smaug: Where are you?
[Bilbo runs, but Smaug hears his footsteps across the gold and follows]
Smaug: Come now, don't be shy... step into the light.
(basically I'm nominating the whole of that sequence between Smaug and Bilbo)

here's the list, including the category i added below.

[Ringdrotten]

More like "if this is to end in shit, then we will all push together".

[Tinuviel]

I think we should vote! Petty doesn't have to tally it up if he doesn't have the time. Quite frankly he shouldn't! He should have a break! If we want to vote on these, I could tally them all up and just give petty the results or just announce them when we do the awards. I could have Beren do it and get all dressed up!!!!  

[Norc]

More like "if this is to end in shit, then we will all push together".

øy! i happen to like that line >

[Ringdrotten]

Innshill

[bungobaggins]

But there is no best line of dialogue! The only one I can think of that would remotely qualify is Smaug's "My teeth are swords..." but they even butchered that by cutting off the second half of it for their made up black arrow crap!

[Norc]

yeah, but overall, the smaug lines were brilliant and at least brilliantly delivered.

[Mrs Figg]

ok i voted but i dont know where to put it so its here, my choices are in bold.


BEST LOOKING CGI      Smaug
Smaug
Spiders
Beorn in bear form

WORST LOOKING CGI                 Azog
Gandalf in Dol Guldur
Sauron's Vagina
Azog and Bolg
Liquid Gold

DUMBEST "PJ-MOMENT"                 Bilbo Killing baby spider
Heroic Wheel-barrow
Golden Statue
Tauriel's Healing Scene
Bilbo killing the baby spider.

BEST REALIZED NEW MIDDLE-EARTH ENVIRONMENT  
                                                                        I like Dale
Lake-town
Thranduil's Halls
Beorn's House
Mirkwood Forest
Erebor

BEST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE     spiders
Chase to Beorn's
Mirkwood Spider Fight
Barrel Chase
Gandalf vs. Necromancer
Lake-town Fight (Orcs vs. Elves)
Erebor Showdown (Dwarves vs. Smaug)

WORST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE Its equally shit
Chase to Beorn's
Mirkwood Spider Fight
Barrel Chase
Gandalf vs. Necromancer
Lake-town Fight (Orcs vs. Elves)
Erebor Showdown (Dwarves vs. Smaug)

MOST OBVIOUS LOTR MOMENT    Athelas
Aethelas/healing scene
"Dwarf Blood"/"Man Flesh"
Sauron/Ring
PJ Cameo

WORST LINE(S) OF DIALOGUE Its all terrible but Kilis speech is horrible
"You
like killing things, you like death? Then let me give it to you!" - Tauriel
"Such is the nature of evil, in time all foul things come forth!" - Thranduil (fixed it)
"We are legion." - Azog
"If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together." - Thorin
"We don't have a jiffy." - Dwalin
"I could have anything down my trousers." - Kili

BEST NON-CANON CHARACTER    Tauriel
Tauriel
Legolas
Alfrid
Azog
Bard's Family
Radagast
Sauron

WORST NON-CANON CHARACTER  Azog
Tauriel
Legolas
Alfrid
Azog
Bard's Family
Radagast
Sauron



I'm pretty sure Petty approved of these, but seeing as it's a little late in the game... I don't know. It's up to Petty I guess.

i have one more:

BEST LINE OF DIALOGUE (one liners and a bit more) Smaug
"If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!" - Thorin

"I am fire, I am death" - Smaug

"-I found something in the goblin-tunnels" ["what did you find"] "my courage" - Bilbo Baggins

Smaug: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
[moves in Bilbo's direction]
Smaug: Where are you?
[Bilbo runs, but Smaug hears his footsteps across the gold and follows]
Smaug: Come now, don't be shy... step into the light.
(basically I'm nominating the whole of that sequence between Smaug and Bilbo)

[malickfan]

My choices for the Desolation of Schmauuuuuug awards:

BEST LOOKING CGI
Smaug


WORST LOOKING CGI

Liquid Gold

DUMBEST "PJ-MOMENT"
Heroic Wheel-barrow
Golden Statue
Tauriel's Healing Scene
Bilbo killing the baby spider.
ALL OF THEM

BEST REALIZED NEW MIDDLE-EARTH ENVIRONMENT
Lake-town


BEST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE
Barrel Chase


WORST INVENTED ACTION SET PIECE
Erebor Showdown (Dwarves vs. Smaug)

MOST OBVIOUS LOTR MOMENT"
Sauron/Ring
(Seriously Peeder how thick do you think the audience is? We know it's obvious don't ram it down out throats)

WORST LINE(S) OF DIALOGUE
"I could have anything down my trousers." - Kili
(Evidently not a decent script)

BEST NON-CANON CHARACTER
None of them

WORST NON-CANON CHARACTER
Azog

BEST LINE OF DIALOGUE (one liners and a bit more)
Pretty much most of Smaug's conversation with Bilbo

[azriel]

    Right on Malick !!

[Tinuviel]

OK! So I've taken it upon myself to tally up the votes for the film awards. So if you haven't voted, you can post it here or PM me and I'll just present the winners whenever we have the awards!