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Mrs Figg wrote:I wont be arguing with Petty for a few months, I lost my arguing mojo. Its all sweetness and light from now on.   

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Mrs Figg wrote:I lost my arguing mojo.

What a coincidence! I just found one of those.  

Can you describe the colour?

azriel wrote:If you tried to make under crackers out of my cat, with her attitude, you'de get this ! & I AINT wearing knickers like THIS   

No more it seems... they must have been comfortable though.... especially on those cold winter nights...

David H wrote:

Mrs Figg wrote:I lost my arguing mojo.

What a coincidence! I just found one of those.  

Can you describe the colour?

erm I think its a kind of silvery-grey but it might be White in full sunlight    

 its a bit like this but not yellow

The circle is mended, & its good.  

Mrs Figg wrote:

David H wrote:

Mrs Figg wrote:I lost my arguing mojo.

What a coincidence! I just found one of those.  

Can you describe the colour?

erm I think its a kind of silvery-grey but it might be White in full sunlight    

 its a bit like this but not yellow

  OHMYGAWD!!!! THAT'S IT   

  Whaddo I do now!  Whaddo I do now! Whaddo I do now!

[dives behind sofa]
  

{{{{......is there a safe way to defuse this  ******  thing.....or......[gulp]   }}}}

What a strange strange man...  

You think DAVE is strange ?! I get him !

strange, perhaps. but totally fab in that red onsie.

David H wrote:

Mrs Figg wrote:

David H wrote:

Mrs Figg wrote:I lost my arguing mojo.

What a coincidence! I just found one of those.  

Can you describe the colour?

erm I think its a kind of silvery-grey but it might be White in full sunlight    

 its a bit like this but not yellow

  OHMYGAWD!!!! THAT'S IT   

  Whaddo I do now!  Whaddo I do now! :affraid:Whaddo I do now!

[dives behind sofa]
  

{{{{......is there a safe way to defuse this  ******  thing.....or......[gulp]   }}}}

Stay Calm Its Only Mojo,

to diffuse it you have a couple of proceedures, heres what I do,

1) the Approach.
The Mojo is easily scared off , so you approach it gently and slowly, making its mating call.  fig.1



then if it looks friendly and not about to go BOOM, you, follow stage two, you make growly snapping noises.
fig 2.



then if it looks like its approaching you in a friendly manner, Bag It. and then relax with a Buckie. fig 3.

OK.....
[deep breaths]
OK....

I can do this!

Besides I've heard that music has charms to soothe the savage..... (somethingorother)

STAND BACK! I'M GOING IN!!!!!!!

stiff upper lip Dave

Lucy! You got some splainin' to do!

Hello, Figgy?


Yes, I seem to have made peace with your arguing mojo, at least for the moment.
So now what?


Well yes, it is kind of a cute litter critter, once the it's fur goes down, but.....


Well yes, I guess it could sleep over for a night or two, but.....


Well but it's gonna have to go home soon because there's.....


But Figgy.......

But.....

But...

 

it may get restless during the night, give it a kiss and it'll settle down

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I suppose I'm expected to feed it too.  

  

The mojo doesnt like your cooking, it said the food is.....sub-standard and smells of wee wee

I totally agree!  

Getting some help from an Ozhobbit. Gotta try to keep this mojo happy or else....  

I see an interloper contending for Petty's sporran do I not ? could this be the summer wine of a beautiful relationship between Figgs & Petty ? Who is this young buck that dares to sweep Figgs off her feet ? He may not have 'you-know-whats' of steel but, he's got the pips of cranberries !

azriel wrote:I see an interloper contending for Petty's sporran do I not ?