All things sporting

Good win by the Gers Petty, pity my team couldnt hang on to thier 2 goal lead.
Hope we beat the Toffee Men next week, there our bogey team.

Swansea won their first game at the weekend, 3-0

Plus the first goals to be scored outside of england!

Good win Aly! Showing those English whose boss! That'll teach 'em to put castles all over the place.

Ally wrote:Plus the first goals to be scored outside of England!

In the Premiership.

Pleased for you Ally, i hope Swansea do well

Man City 2 Toffee men 0
That puts us joint top with manure.

BYU 24-UCF 17. Step up from the disaster last week! And I got to be there to see it ! We actually ran a kickoff back for a TD, which isn't something you see everyday with the Cougars.

Comfortable 4-2 win for Ranges this weekend- making up for getting knocked out the cup midweek (well a bit- leagues more important as winning it sees qualification for Europe and boy do Rangers need the cash from that right now!)

49ers 13-Bengals 8
Packers 27-Bears 17
Yea, both the Niners and the Pack won!

Do the Packers travel alot ?

Is that supposed to be a joke?

I thought the Niners were the baseball team in Star Trek Deep Space Nine! (And no thats not a joke)

Lorient Avandi wrote:Is that supposed to be a joke?

yes,

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says "1-0."
His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"

The old man says, "1-0 i've just scored."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "1 all."

After about ten minutes later the old man farts again and says, "2-1 for me."

Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, "2-2."
The old man strains really hard but, to no avail he can't fart, so not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has and strains real hard to get out just one more.

Straining, the old man tries so hard he shits the bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"

The old man replies, "Half-time, switch sides."

Sounds suspiciously like Rodney Rude.

Bad night, City lose to Bayern Munchen, Tevez refuses to play. Supporting City is never dull
At least the joke above this was funny. Never heard Rodney Rude say it, but does sound like one of his.
More of a Chubby Brown fan myself.

Extreme bad language, don't watch if easily offended. You have been warned.

I can see Tevez leaving the club over this- fans seem to be raging- best one I heard was the suggestion they make him play out the rest of his 3 year contract in the reserves with the kids.

2-0 win for Rangers last night puts us 7 points clear at the top of the league over Celtic and we play on Sat they don't play till Sunday so a chance to heap some pressure on them and be 10 points ahead before they even kick a ball again.

Petty, Tevez has been trying hard to leave City for like a year! The only real punishment that they cab dish out is to keep him- what's a two week five to someone on a hundred grand a week? I

Put him to play with the boys for 3 years that'll teach him.

If it was me, I'd play Tevez in the Reserve team - or loan him to a League 1 team. Bloated ego's are ruining football.

Send him to my adopted team in league one, Sheffield Wednesday- I think they're league one anyhow

Great idea, Ally! I can't think of a nastier punishment.

Stick him in with the ladies??? Or maybe that wouldn't be nasty... Who knows.

Women get a bit, flustered, around multi millionare footballers for some reason. And footballers love a good roast. Probably not a good idea.

Ally wrote:Stick him in with the ladies??? Or maybe that wouldn't be nasty... Who knows.

Is Sheffield Wednesday a team of ladies? Explains the name - very ladylike. I think they'll be my team from now on as well.... What's their emblem? (....please please please - be a tiger...).