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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by azriel Fri May 25, 2018 4:05 pm
I often say " by thunder"...."if you don't".... whatever the situation is.
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Forest Shepherd Fri May 25, 2018 4:57 pm
The TV remote needs new batteries, by thunder!
This lettuce is wilted, by thunder!
Lighting is followed, by thunder!
My ears have been deafened, by thunder!
This lettuce is wilted, by thunder!
Lighting is followed, by thunder!
My ears have been deafened, by thunder!
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Mrs Figg Fri May 25, 2018 7:57 pm
Forest Shepherd wrote:The TV remote needs new batteries, by thunder!
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Mrs Figg Fri May 25, 2018 7:59 pm
That curry is having a strange effect on my large intestine. By Thunder!
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Forest Shepherd Sat May 26, 2018 1:15 am
By thunder! Where's the plunger?!
{{{best I could do under the circumstances}}}
{{{best I could do under the circumstances}}}
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 26, 2018 1:49 am
{{ Oh lawrks! yonder green fungus infesting the nether reaches of my kilt doth make a bold and hitherto unheard of bid for my gentleman's most princely goods! Perchance it maybe that it shall be particular to this fiery liquid of buckie and thus shalt be sated by its timely consumption. Egads its grown in great abundance upon an instance! and eagerly embraces my pickled cucumber! 
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Forest Shepherd Sat May 26, 2018 5:47 am
Thy moisty regions prove wondrous fertile for spore and 'shroom alike!
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Mrs Figg Sat May 26, 2018 11:45 am
Long was this doom foretold. Hast thou mushrumps and feldswam on thy maypole forsooth.
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by azriel Sat May 26, 2018 1:57 pm
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 26, 2018 3:55 pm
{{That always makes me think of this from Twin Peak- 0.20 }}
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat May 26, 2018 5:56 pm
{{This weeks gem from Frankie Boyles New World }}
'Things are bad in Gaza. Things are so bad in Gaza that porn stars have started referring to their pubic arrangement as a Gaza Strip- an area that's been so brutality pummelled that no child could ever hope to crawl out alive.'
'Things are bad in Gaza. Things are so bad in Gaza that porn stars have started referring to their pubic arrangement as a Gaza Strip- an area that's been so brutality pummelled that no child could ever hope to crawl out alive.'
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by azriel Sat May 26, 2018 10:43 pm
My giddy God ! 
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Forest Shepherd Sun May 27, 2018 1:03 am
Good grief!
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:09 pm
{{Why you should never sit in Frankie Boyles line of sight! }}
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:45 pm
{{This gets me every time- my favourite drunk comedian Johnny Vegas completely and in his own unique style derails what should be a simple 10 second promo for the topical tv show The Last Leg }}
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:06 am
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by azriel Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:43 pm
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by halfwise Tue Oct 02, 2018 4:00 pm
I've never been married, but somehow these all ring true.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/26-comically-accurate-tweets-show-130014848.html
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Forest Shepherd Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:14 am
I've just now gotten my appetite back after several days of bed-ridden illness, and I've got this intense craving for a cobb salad. On the one hand, I really enjoy feeling hungry again after all this time. But on the other hand the only ingredient for that in the fridge right now is salad. I guess I'm half-crabbit, half-not crabbit. A kind of mixed-crabbit.
Edit: Lettuce, the only ingredient in the fridge was lettuce.
Edit: Lettuce, the only ingredient in the fridge was lettuce.
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by halfwise Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:47 pm
Wow, we appreciate you checking in the last few days. Glad your illness is over.
Reminds me of when we were young my brother was struck down for a couple days - totally out of it. Mom was always asking him "how do you feel?" and he'd mumble something back. Then suddenly his fever broke and he comes striding past us towards the kitchen saying very distinctly "I feel like a sandwich". Mom looked at me wild-eyed: "what does that mean?!"
It means he's hungry, mom.
Reminds me of when we were young my brother was struck down for a couple days - totally out of it. Mom was always asking him "how do you feel?" and he'd mumble something back. Then suddenly his fever broke and he comes striding past us towards the kitchen saying very distinctly "I feel like a sandwich". Mom looked at me wild-eyed: "what does that mean?!"
It means he's hungry, mom.
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:05 pm
{{Glad to hear your feeling better Forest, sorry to hear you were ill at all!! Have a buckie, get you back on your feet, eventually... 
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Re: Not so crabbit now! [2]
by Forest Shepherd Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:31 pm
Thanks, it's good to be past the worst of it.
That's a pleasant anecdote Halfy.
That's a pleasant anecdote Halfy.
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