Hey! Why is the crabbit thread locked?!

[halfwise]

I have things to be crabbit about, dagnammit. Locking this thread just adds another reason to it.

[halfwise]

Oops, that was the previous part that was locked. The new one is alive and well I just missed it.   

[azriel]

    

[Norc]

aw, halfy

[Mrs Figg]

its after wedding poopy exhaustion, quite understandable.   By a strange coincidence I went to a wedding this weekend as well. Had 3 hours sleep which makes me stark staring bonkers, got up at 6 was zombiefied all day and only managed not to fall asleep in my risotto by drinking as much coffee as possible, now my pee smells off caffeine. and I am crabbit.   

[Lancebloke]

I didn't think you did anything all day. Not sure why I think that though... what do you do Figgy?

[halfwise]

Asparagus affects the smell, never known of caffeine to do it.    Guess I never drunk enough.

[Mrs Figg]

I didn't think you did anything all day. Not sure why I think that though... what do you do Figgy?

stuff  

srsly why do you think I dont do anything all day?    well actually at the moment its nothing much until October when I go back to the UK to start my PhD in advanced eel wrangling.   

[halfwise]

She figgses things.

[Norc]

hahaha omg yes she figgses things  

btw, wow lance, did u really think some of us didn't have life outside the forum

[Mrs Figg]

 

[halfwise]

I didn't think you did anything all day. Not sure why I think that though... what do you do Figgy?

stuff  

srsly why do you think I dont do anything all day?    well actually at the moment its nothing much until October when I go back to the UK to start my PhD in advanced eel wrangling.   

Well so far you're about the only one who hasn't grumped about work or school (except when you where in school a year or so ago.)

But when I was teaching I was usually pretty close about my personal life (except hang gliding), and the kids were endlessly curious. I had an equipment closet full of stuff, and I'd often pop out of it at the beginning of class. I told them I just popped out of there ready to go each morning, then disappeared back in there when they went home.

[Mrs Figg]

I will start grumping in October when I have to start a freaking 90,000 billion word thesis.   

[Norc]

haha wow, you're awesome halfy

[Lancebloke]

hahaha omg yes she figgses things  

btw, wow lance, did u really think some of us didn't have life outside the forum

No... I know you have school stuff, Eldo has his job, Halfy is prepping for a trek, Dave has cranberries etc etc... but Figgy all I know is what Figgy will be doing. Have no idea what she does now or has for the last 2 years.

[Norc]

All i know about figgys life outside interwebz is cursing at bad drivers and complaining about loud cafes, bad internet connection or it being too cold.

[halfwise]

She scampers around at night with a cape and mask, cats perched on her shoulders hissing at malfeasants. It's the last thing they hear.  I wouldn't inquire to closely if I were you.  

[Mrs Figg]

She scampers around at night with a cape and mask, cats perched on her shoulders hissing at malfeasants.  It's the last thing they hear.  I wouldn't inquire to closely if I were you.  

thats eerily accurate Halfy   

[Mrs Figg]

All i know about figgys life outside interwebz is cursing at bad drivers and complaining about loud cafes, bad internet connection or it being too cold.

or in other words, being a grumpy old fart   

[Norc]

grumpy? yes. old? no. fart? no.

[Mrs Figg]

hahaha omg yes she figgses things  

btw, wow lance, did u really think some of us didn't have life outside the forum

No... I know you have school stuff, Eldo has his job, Halfy is prepping for a trek, Dave has cranberries etc etc... but Figgy all I know is what Figgy will be doing. Have no idea what she does now or has for the last 2 years.

I do translating work for a company doing a phone app that does a tour of florentine museums and research for this PhD thingie. I can do these things from home.   

[Mrs Figg]

grumpy? yes. old? no. fart? no.

  

[Norc]

am i wrong, but do u have like a bachelor or something in art-something?

[Mrs Figg]

yus. I have a BA hons degree in art history

[halfwise]

That sounds pretty interesting. Do you get free admission to check up and make sure the words match the object?