Purist Rap

Return of the King was a film, I think? #references

I'm glad all the work I put into this has paid off for you, O Queen of References.

References  affect me when my posts  direct me
Forgive Forumshire O CC, they know not why they suck yo
Normal is against the law in the place that I live
So I lock up my door with posters of my favorite player from the Knicks (Iman Shumpert)
The call me the high priestess of weird
Although I'm not a hip and i do make pasta
There's never been a reference  I cannot master
I've always been, a reference master
bitch yeah the media b like "How [pop culture reference] explains [economic principle/political gaffe/foreign policy crisis]
lol man total playa
Because the H.A.M  is on my side
And I'm the queen of the reference, so yo, the first rule of fight club
I put the "wasssuuup" in outdated pop culture references
yeah bitch
I rhyme Brooklyn, the Bronx, USA, I watch baywatch like every day

   

Good stuff, peeps! Now we just need to lay down some phat beats

Im sure Mrs Figg has some of those.  

Ally

None can touch me, the sucker mods and admin;
I never been banned, so now we meet again.
The name's Eldorion; I'm not a King's son,
Just a lorist lookin' for trouble and a little bit of fun.

What you think I carry when I roll into MythCon?
A case with twenty books and my lyrical gun.
Rat-a-tat-tat, watch out, he's back.
The angry purist with the gorilla at his back.

I don't rap faster than a gat, I'm laid back,
Relaxed cause I know I'm the best. Maybe that's
Not true yet, but I don't got brain rot
Let people say fuck, don't tream 'em like tots.

You think cause I read I don't know how to rhyme?
Or that a scholar lacks creative chops 'n time?
Allow me to demonstrate, its the movie fans is fake,
If they think I didn't give this verse time to bake.

I rhyme for my crew, they know I'm just playin',
but the peoples in my targets feel poetic paean.
My raps cut so sharp I always shimmer and sheen,
the blades shine in the dark, y'all see what I mean?

The masterful donate, let the weak see the great.
I'm harder than your forum nine times outta eight.
I spread my seed and multiply like fruit flies,
Comin' soon to a theatre near you with my lines.

  Excellent stuff everyone!  

thanks? but i didn/t post anyhin this thred loll

  

I'm glad someone liked my second one; I was just trying to improve my flow.

I take back everything I've ever said about Peter Jackson upon learning that he has a cat named Mr Smudge.



https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151749620676558

Even his cat looks crabbit and what he did to Tolkien!

 

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Even his cat looks crabbit and what he did to Tolkien!