Things that are making you crabbit! [3]

take a pro-biotic like Yakult, it will help with the inner tubing. and if you have the squits remember to replace liquids (no not Buckie) and mineral salts/sugars, you can get packets you dissolve in water.

Thanks Figgy, I'll keep that in mind. I don't get sick often and when I do it's generally just colds so this is uncharted territory for me.

Norc wrote:course you can write.

Not without it being shit.

there there, you don't write shit eldo.

Well I don't post everything I try to write, but thanks, Norc.

I'm just feeling a little bit at myself today (and yesterday).

Eldorion wrote:

Norc wrote:Eldo... do you fart a lot? eat regulary? eat yogurth and less white bread

No, I just keep having to go the bathroom. I have been burping more often if that means anything.

I haven't eaten yogurt or white bread in a long time.

you should eat yogurth. and stay away from white bread, but i think it's hard to find not-white bread in us..

so you shit a lot?

I have been this week while my stomach has been upset.

And it's not hard to find non-white bread. My mom and brother both hate white bread and they're the main bread-purchasers so we rarely even have white bread in the house.

yeah, what figg says.

how does your poo look like? is it solid, black, smelly, soft, hard, something inbetween?


i always feel like this with myself...

I can't say I've been examining it closely enough to tell.

I gather from all this whining Eldo you have yet to take your buckie medicine - well if you want to suffer like a woman instead of dealing with it like a man....

Eldorion wrote:I have been this week while my stomach has been upset.

And it's not hard to find non-white bread. My mom and brother both hate white bread and they're the main bread-purchasers so we rarely even have white bread in the house.

yeah, but not really though, like this?


anyway, how often? once a day? twice? twice a week?

Eldorion wrote:I can't say I've been examining it closely enough to tell.

not closely, but u gotta take a peek, at least you can feel it in yer arse and smell it, so how is it?

Is it scat hour on Forumshire?

Eldorion wrote:I can't say I've been examining it closely enough to tell.

yeah too much info.

try camomile tea, its brilliant for upset tums, with some honey if you dont like the taste. It works every time.

it could be your stomach is feeling the stress from all the exams and graduation and stuff, delayed reaction, or IBS.

you brits are such polite whuss'.. you too Eldo btw. it's just poo, and it can tell you alot about the state of your stomache, digestion and what you should/shouldn't eat.

but when you say "go to the bathroom a lot" what is alot?

Lol. Polite... you called me rude in the other thread.

You should have seen one of the toilets at my office today. Some fat bastard blocked the toilet and it overflowed everywhere.

needless to say I used a different cubicle and all was of the correct consistency yoday. I get ibs though do not always like that

i wasn't referring to u, you're an ape. and ur from essex.

While the picture of the bread was loading I was worried it was something you'd posted to show Norc what your poo looked like!

Norc wrote:yeah, but not really though, like this?

<snip image>

What exactly is your mental image of American supermarkets? I can drive five minutes and get to at least three or four different stores with bread that looks like that, along with dozens of other variations wheat/brown bread in the same aisle.

i have very low expectations. I've been in sentral europe. the bread sucked.

Norc wrote:you brits are such polite whuss'.. you too Eldo btw.

Sadly we can't all be the descendants of fearsome barbarians.

Mrs Figg wrote:try camomile tea, its brilliant for upset tums, with some honey if you dont like the taste. It works every time.

it could be your stomach is feeling the stress from all the exams and graduation and stuff, delayed reaction, or IBS.

The tea is a good idea, I'll give that a try. I was sick and coughing a lot last weekend and I'm pretty sure that was stress-related. The coughing has mostly stopped but maybe the bug just moved to my stomach. I dunno.

Norc wrote:i have very low expectations. I've been in sentral europe. the bread sucked.

I've never been to Central Europe, but American supermarkets are built around the idea of providing a ton of different options even if you go to a relatively cheap one. A lot of people get white bread anyway but it's not for lack of choices (might be cost though).

Norc wrote:i wasn't referring to u, you're an ape. and ur from essex.

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me since.... well since you told me to go fuck myself.

wait im always nice to you
im nice to everyone

I know you are... but the time span between the 2 was about 30 minutes and you haven't been around.

sorry