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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Wisey Banks Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:56 am
Oh how grand it is to be a boy,
A John, a Jack, a Dave, a Roy,
Prancing about in kilts and pants,
Swirling and twirling, don't say we cant,
'cause we can, We're proud of it,
What's that hanging out, is that our di... err... thingee?
Hollis! Bollis! Brimble broo,
It's great to do what big boys do,
Full of buckie brew and rum too,
Flirting and skirting and flowers in may -
drunk as skunks and (therefore) not Gay.
Look at us all, weeping in our buckie,
Feeling so joyous, feeling so lucky -
Yes, feelings are fine when we're sozzled,
Free of Women - not the least bit cozzled!
Hurrah! Hurrah! I say Hurrah!
Is it Petty's turn to attend the bar?
"Men's Town" by Margaret Thatcher, but secretly.
Wisey Banks
A John, a Jack, a Dave, a Roy,
Prancing about in kilts and pants,
Swirling and twirling, don't say we cant,
'cause we can, We're proud of it,
What's that hanging out, is that our di... err... thingee?
Hollis! Bollis! Brimble broo,
It's great to do what big boys do,
Full of buckie brew and rum too,
Flirting and skirting and flowers in may -
drunk as skunks and (therefore) not Gay.
Look at us all, weeping in our buckie,
Feeling so joyous, feeling so lucky -
Yes, feelings are fine when we're sozzled,
Free of Women - not the least bit cozzled!
Hurrah! Hurrah! I say Hurrah!
Is it Petty's turn to attend the bar?
"Men's Town" by Margaret Thatcher, but secretly.
Wisey Banks
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:59 am
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Have we fixed Orwells door yet?
F*%k the door -- is it your shout, Rodney?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:49 am
Nice one Wisey! Whose for a caper an a jig? _________________
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:13 am
I'm not sure Wisey is quite that drunk yet... _________________
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:36 am
Well someones not trying hard enough then! 
In fact you seem to be spending a lot of time over on the girly thread!
If I find out you are doing anything else other than trying to peep in their windows there will be trouble!
Until then- SAMBA!!
In fact you seem to be spending a lot of time over on the girly thread!
If I find out you are doing anything else other than trying to peep in their windows there will be trouble!
Until then- SAMBA!!
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:05 am
Good point. Wisey is a bit of a wowser remember. A channeler, not a rollicker. (A bit feminine, if you know what I mean).Pettytyrant101 wrote:Well someones not trying hard enough then!
I take my Moderator duties as seriously as you do, by all acounts.Pettytyrant101 wrote:In fact you seem to be spending a lot of time over on the girly thread!
You shouldn't listen to vicious gossip, you know....Pettytyrant101 wrote:If I find out you are doing anything else other than trying to peep in their windows there will be trouble!
Anyway, see reference to serious Moderating above. That could all look quite Gay to someone who wasn't drunk...Pettytyrant101 wrote:Until then- SAMBA!!
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:09 am
Gay an' jolly! Although I may jist sit doon fir five minutes aw that burling roon an roon wi' the room spinnin'. 
Ah nae mair dancin'! Oh feck! The room's still burling roon an roon!!
A need, a wee lie doon wi the dugs................
Although I may jist sit doon fir five minutes aw that burling roon an roon wi' the room spinnin'. Ah nae mair dancin'! Oh feck! The room's still burling roon an roon!!
A need, a wee lie doon wi the dugs................
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:39 am
I swear I'm not properly in this shout... Are you buying six to one or something, Petty? And no ones bought me a drink for ages, come to think...
And no ones bought me a drink for ages, come to think... _________________
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:52 am
Hey, Norc! Nice to see you.
But - please note sign over door.
But - please note sign over door.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Amarië Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:46 am
This is such a sexist thread... One thread for girls and one for boys. What about the transgenders?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Amarië Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:49 am
Orwell wrote:Hey, Norc! Nice to see you.
But - please note sign over door.
NO SCOTHOBBITS!! Hang on, does that mean Petty has to hang out in our thread?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by CC12 35 Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:52 am
Yay!! *smiles* i'll bake a cake for him!! X
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:44 am
Good point, Ladies!
You know, I never realized that Laddies is just one 'D' away from Ladies.
Quite obvious once you know...
...it all makes sense now.
You know, I never realized that Laddies is just one 'D' away from Ladies.
Quite obvious once you know...
...it all makes sense now.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by halfwise Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:12 pm
Amarië wrote:Orwell wrote:Hey, Norc! Nice to see you.
But - please note sign over door.
NO SCOTHOBBITS!! Hang on, does that mean Petty has to hang out in our thread?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Norc Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:46 pm
what, i'm not wearing a skirt. or a kilt.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by azriel Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:39 pm
So,Orwell, has the hand job going ? got CRAMP yet ? And is the intention of pissing up walls meant to grow mushrooms ? does Dave know about this ? Im wondering, after youve blitzed out the "gents", puked on the floor due to over buckie excess, choked up after gobbling nuts down (& if THAT isnt a euphemism, I give up !) just to see if "Miss nutcracker 2013" really IS a 38DD, staggered home & collapsed in a heap,(together or separate,its up to you ) Who do you think clears it all up ? makes it sparkling for the next onslaught ? Ready for round 2 ? Mmm ?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:45 pm
Buckie faeries Azriel- they come crawling out the barrels once you pass out and clean everything up. 
And that door sign Amarie is a lady, a ,lady in a skirt- not a KILT_ I mean look how short it is, no Scotshobbit wears a kilt that high, its not proper at all.
But seeing as all you ladies are here (apparently! ) despite this being the mans thread- you can at least make yourselves useful - I'll have bacon, 2 eggs, black pudding, fried onion ,couple slice of square sausage, and tattie scones-oh and dont forget the mushrooms and a nice class of orange juice and buckie to wash it down- champion, now off you go to the kitchen then.
And that door sign Amarie is a lady, a ,lady in a skirt- not a KILT_ I mean look how short it is, no Scotshobbit wears a kilt that high, its not proper at all.
But seeing as all you ladies are here (apparently!
) despite this being the mans thread- you can at least make yourselves useful - I'll have bacon, 2 eggs, black pudding, fried onion ,couple slice of square sausage, and tattie scones-oh and dont forget the mushrooms and a nice class of orange juice and buckie to wash it down- champion, now off you go to the kitchen then. _________________
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by halfwise Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:46 pm
Your point Azriel? You must understand, subtlety is wasted here.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:49 pm
Well there's nothing subtle about what I just left in the bogs - you might want to open a window, give it ten minutes, or a blow torch.
Who's round is it anyway?- must be yours Halfy.
- you might want to open a window, give it ten minutes, or a blow torch.Who's round is it anyway?- must be yours Halfy.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by azriel Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:02 pm
JUST 10mins ?? I dont think so !! Bio-warfare suits is the order of the day ! Petty.
And Halfy, Id tread very carefully if I were you, Your avatar holds some promise when looking for a mop, especially after Petty's night out !! Are you REALLY sure you wanna be to close to this guy ? Your round & mines a nice cool Archers,(no ice) thankyou.
And Halfy, Id tread very carefully if I were you, Your avatar holds some promise when looking for a mop, especially after Petty's night out !! Are you REALLY sure you wanna be to close to this guy ? Your round & mines a nice cool Archers,(no ice) thankyou.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Norc Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:04 pm
well, for some reason my profile tells me i am a dude so i have all the reasons to be here 
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by azriel Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:09 pm
Dont knock it Norc ! You can be a spy, infiltrate the enemy & send back reports, Mind you, you probably wont have much TO report ?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by CC12 35 Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:40 pm
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