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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:05 pm
Hey where my breakfast?! 
Am I going to have fetch my own? Fine- Ill have a buckie and whisky chaser.
Am I going to have fetch my own? Fine- Ill have a buckie and whisky chaser.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:07 pm
azriel wrote:So,Orwell, has the hand job going ? got CRAMP yet ? And is the intention of pissing up walls meant to grow mushrooms ? does Dave know about this ? Im wondering, after youve blitzed out the "gents", puked on the floor due to over buckie excess, choked up after gobbling nuts down (& if THAT isnt a euphemism, I give up !) just to see if "Miss nutcracker 2013" really IS a 38DD, staggered home & collapsed in a heap,(together or separate,its up to you ) Who do you think clears it all up ? makes it sparkling for the next onslaught ? Ready for round 2 ? Mmm ?
A person could quite easily construe what you said in a negative a manner... if a person was any good at construing woman-talk, that is....
Anyhow, be off with you, Lassie. Buy you an Archers! Drink with the boys! 
What tosh! 
Mind, if you were to make us brekkie as Petty suggests, we might make an exception... and I'm pleased you've found a use for Halfy... at last.. (apparently)...And you, yes, you the boy who looks a lot like a girl, are you old enough to be here...? Then, it's up the bar, off you go. Everyone is expected to shout sooner or later...
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by azriel Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:21 pm
No, just delicately hinting as to who is brave enough to clean up the wreckage 
. As for Halfy, poor little fluffy thing, I worry for that boy ! He looks so innocent ! I fear, in the clutches of a more (ugh hum) "mature" person, he might be used in an unsavoury way 
......and as for brekkies...(back to THAT again,)....well....High hopes there Im afraid 
. As for Halfy, poor little fluffy thing, I worry for that boy ! He looks so innocent ! I fear, in the clutches of a more (ugh hum) "mature" person, he might be used in an unsavoury way ......and as for brekkies...(back to THAT again,)....well....High hopes there Im afraid _________________
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Lorient Avandi Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:16 pm
I'm really not sure what is with this thread....
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Eldorion Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:18 pm
Let's just say that Orwell has his own idea of what manliness is.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Amarië Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:19 pm
Eldorion wrote:Let's just say that Orwell has his own idea of what manliness is.
... and girlyness.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:13 pm
Eldo- none of you have any idea what manliness is! 
And seeing as both you and Lorient have been suspcously absent when it comes to buying rounds and entering the who can piss highest up the wall/ or chasing the fag butt along the urinal competions you have a lot to answer for already!
Get 'em in, and two bags more bags of peanuts and we'll have her with 'em oot!
And seeing as both you and Lorient have been suspcously absent when it comes to buying rounds and entering the who can piss highest up the wall/ or chasing the fag butt along the urinal competions you have a lot to answer for already!
Get 'em in, and two bags more bags of peanuts and we'll have her with 'em oot!
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:24 pm
If I wasn't on my way out the door to protect you guys from shadows and naughty peoples, I'd like as not give you all a darn serious talk about manliness... but Alack! I'm off now... {{{Keep up the fight while I'm gone, Petty - and please don't eat all the nuts!}}}
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:13 am
Just popped in to let you know I've been and done a manly man's full day of manly work which was filled with lots of manly thoughts and manly actions. 
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by azriel Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:27 pm
Orwell wrote:Just popped in to let you know I've been and done a manly man's full day of manly work which was filled with lots of manly thoughts and manly actions.
Which really reads as.....delegating work to OTHER guys, slopping off somewhere undetected, drinking coffee & eating buns,while thinking of OTHER girls "buns".............?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:30 pm
Well Ive been painting and decorating- which must be manly because whenever there is any to be done you cant seem to find a women, or if you do they make a right arse of it, or even worse- do it right!
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by azriel Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:47 pm
Mmmm, getting down & dirty with a paint brush ?
You might find women turn up at just the right moment to check to see if you've done it right.....& if its not ?.......
You might find women turn up at just the right moment to check to see if you've done it right.....& if its not ?.......
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by halfwise Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:50 pm
azriel wrote:Orwell wrote:Just popped in to let you know I've been and done a manly man's full day of manly work which was filled with lots of manly thoughts and manly actions.
Which really reads as.....delegating work to OTHER guys, slopping off somewhere undetected, drinking coffee & eating buns,while thinking of OTHER girls "buns".............?
Drinking COFFEE??!!! Oh Azriel, have you learned nothing in this thread?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Pettytyrant101 Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:01 pm
I assumed she meant with a dash of buckie in it, or in my case with a dash of cofee in the buckie.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by azriel Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:46 pm
Yep, that was a faux pas wasnt it ! What I should have said was anything flammable if no buckie was around !
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Norc Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:56 am
halfwise wrote:azriel wrote:Orwell wrote:Just popped in to let you know I've been and done a manly man's full day of manly work which was filled with lots of manly thoughts and manly actions.
Which really reads as.....delegating work to OTHER guys, slopping off somewhere undetected, drinking coffee & eating buns,while thinking of OTHER girls "buns".............?
Drinking COFFEE??!!! Oh Azriel, have you learned nothing in this thread?
tea?
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Orwell Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:06 am
Nice contribution, Chris. 
Norc: NOT a good contribution. That chap looks far too metrosexual to be on this thread.
Norc: NOT a good contribution. That chap looks far too metrosexual to be on this thread.
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Norc Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:39 am
what.. nooo.. it's very manly, right? beer.. dick :)party, lederhosen
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Lancebloke Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:22 pm
I am currently being very manly and cooking up dinner. Did the washing up before that!
{{{My hands are so soft!}}}
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Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only
by Amarië Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:30 pm
Lancebloke wrote:I am currently being very manly and cooking up dinner. Did the washing up before that!
{{{My hands are so soft!}}}
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man!
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