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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Tue Apr 09, 2013 12:39 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:03 pm
ghost song voice
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:56 am
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:16 am
I just made this one, thought it was funny.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Amarië Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:54 am
So cute!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:53 pm
chris63 wrote:A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Eldorion Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:28 am
That's actually pretty funny. 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:30 am
So is this 
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:45 am
Like the Bomb/balloon joke & the Ikea one is just so typical !
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:04 pm
Dickhead. lol
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:24 pm
This is for you aeriel no one else will think this funny.
Lmao. lol
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:25 pm
Spoiler didn't work
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:50 pm
Hee Hee Hee ! yep, your right ! sadly I did ! 
Now everyone knows Im a sick as you !
(or your as sick as me !
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:52 pm
This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:55 pm
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:03 pm
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:46 pm
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