what sort of jokes can I get away with?

http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html
Click anywhere and it becomes digital, another click and it returns to normal .
My friend sent me this today,

very good Petty

It would be much better if it was a nude woman clock

I accidentally dialed 999 from my mobile phone last night.

So I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid.

I came to this country with only one pound in my pocket.

And now I own a shopping trolley.

and

the tooth brush was invented by Hillbillies


if someone else had invented it , it would be called a teethbrush

the truth wrote:the tooth brush was invented by Hillbillies


if someone else had invented it , it would be called a teethbrush

For whatever reason the memory of me making out with some dude from Ashland with a Apple skoal dip in his mouth just came to my mind

now here's the funny part

he left w/ out a word

azriel wrote:I accidentally dialed 999 from my mobile phone last night.

So I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid.

The only role model i ever had was my 5th grade teacher. She died 6 days after when i finished 5th grade. i miss her

delete

delete

Don't know about some of those jokes Azriel.

sorry. seriously not funny jokes.

Your probably right Halfy, I get jokes sent to me all the time from friends, & one of them IS muslim ! Thats where the muslim ones come from, I guess he can see the funny,(if thats the right word) side of peoples views on muslims ? I can always delete if its hated,

Ok ,I am sorry ! (really!)

Actually if a muslim joke is sent to you by a muslim it can be okay but I'd worry about passing it on. Might have been best if the source had been indicated in the original post (go back and fix it?). My rule is if the joke doesn't offend the butt of the joke, it's okay. The worry is that if a muslim from outside the friendzone reads it, they'd be turned off immediately.

You can tell jokes about Americans or Norwegians all you want (though like blonde jokes you may have to explain them to us), but some topics will be a bit too touchy to the larger world.

Yeah, like my Steve Irwin joke of 2009

you can tell Mancunian, Welsh, Essex and Scottish jokes too, as we are here to say.

back.

and we might get a fatwa.

Thank god for that, I just checked to see if jokes are wiped away, & I think they are ! Im sorry I upset people, I didnt mean to, just didnt think. I actually specialise in not thinking ! sorry !

Oh, I think it would be fine to post them 'as sent to me by a muslim friend' as an interesting point of discussion.