what sort of jokes can I get away with?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:28 pm
I know a good joke about butter, I wont say or you might spread it..
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:38 pm
i don't want to be "that person" but i just committed a string of sixteen occult-inspired homicides across four southern states
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Amarië Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:46 pm
Dexter's gonna get youuuuuuu!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:34 pm
Amarië, where is ur avatar from?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Mrs Figg Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:25 pm
Norc is your avatar Andy Dick?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:00 pm
My avatar is Bandersnatch playing Stephen Hawking!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Amarië Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:35 am
Norc wrote:Amarië, where is ur avatar from?
Same as the other one, just a different artist. It's the library faerie from Neopets.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:56 pm
the library faerie from Neopets? what?! neopets.. is that still a thing?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Amarië Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:07 pm
Oh yeah, still buzzing loudly last I checked. Which might be a year or so ago?
Cute pets, scary place. If you want to know how petty people can be, then Neopets is the place to go. Scamming, hacking, stealing...
Cute pets, scary place. If you want to know how petty people can be, then Neopets is the place to go. Scamming, hacking, stealing...
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:46 pm
A man walks into a pub where the only customer was another man sat at the bar with a dog beside him. " Does your dog bite? " asks the man " No" replied the seated man, so he reaches over and gently pats the dog on the head. Immediately the dog lunges forward and savages the mans hand." Jesus" wails the man " I thought you said your dog doesn't bite" " It doesn't" replies the seated man, " It isn't my dog !"
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:53 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by CC12 35 Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:06 pm
I got banned from Neopets for having a JubJub named "CottonSwab". They said it was inappropriate
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:12 pm
... i had a jubjub too.. but I can't remember anything els. just remember it was confusing and boring.
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Amarië Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:21 pm
Well, if anyone thought the Dark Planet was strict...
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:28 pm
... OH MY FREAKING GOD!! LOOK AT MY POST COUNT!!!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:33 pm
WHooooooo Norc!!!
Nearly the big 5000!!!
Nearly the big 5000!!!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by azriel Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:21 pm
Dont worry Truth, it'l soon build up! Theres so much to talk about. My tactic is..what I cant say thats sensible I make up for with pure & utter drivel!
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by chris63 Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:29 pm
Norc wrote:My avatar is Bandersnatch playing Stephen Hawking!
Thought it was Austin Powers. yea baby
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:00 pm
chris63 wrote:Norc wrote:My avatar is Bandersnatch playing Stephen Hawking!
Thought it was Austin Powers. yea baby
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Norc Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:45 pm
why is peter pan always flying?
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:02 pm
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by the truth Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:13 pm
Cause someone beat his peter with a pan
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by the truth Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:14 pm
Im sorry thats why peter pan is Green My bad
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Re: what sort of jokes can I get away with?
by Pettytyrant101 Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:16 pm
Your use of 'peter' reminded me of this-
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