Petty's Purist LotR Edits

Ringdrotten, that is not very helpful now is it
Now instead of treating this chat like the serious matter that this is he will aim to be hilarious with his reply

Because that's how men work

I think

Now instead of treating this chat like the serious matter that this is he will aim to be hilarious with his reply- Ally

Aim? AIM?! Bloody cheek!

And I am not men! I am me! And there's a drunken bit of wisdom in that statement so meditate on it lassie until you learn it!*


*warning may require buckie

I've noticed that drunkenness rarely improves the aim

Does when youre writing your name in the snow.

snow! snow! Did anyone mention snow!? I miss the snow Maybe I'll find something if I walk uphill..

I would imagine for a female its a lot harder to write you name in it!

There's an old "farmer's daughter" joke about that.....

Do tell...

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I would imagine for a female its a lot harder to write you name in it!

looool.. fingers! you don't have to pee u know, to write your name.

Only took all winter to do

aww ^^ tiny amount of snow you have ^^

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Do tell...

OK, but I'll tell a tame version:

A farmer is awakened one winter morning by a pounding on his door. He opens it to find his neighbor, boiling mad and ready to kill.

Farmer: What's the matter John?
Neigbor: Where's that #$%$@ son of yours? I'm going to kill him and feed his #$%$$ to the pigs!!!
Farmer: Now calm down John. What did he do?
Neighbor: I looked out my front door this morning to see "Billy [heart] Mary" written in the snow in piss!!!!
Farmer: Is that all? Hell, let it go John. We were both young once.
Neighbor: No that's NOT all! IT WAS IN MY DAUGHTER'S HANDWRITING!!!!!!!!

That was funny

Warning!!! Book 1 and 2 will be getting deleted from my skydrive on Monday and I will begin updating the latest edits over the course of the week.
So if you are already dl book 1 or 2 try to get it done by then- or wait until the latest versions are up.

Just watched back the Rivendell section and wanted to thank all those who have made comments or suggestions on this part in particular- it has easily been the trickest bit of FotR to edit and I'm now finally happy with it- with the length of scenes, with the ordering and with the story telling. And I wouldnt have thought of all the changes myself, no chance, its solely down to contributions from those who have watched.
So thank you all, you have given me a better version of FotR to watch than I would otherwise have had.

Given the additions- Gandalf/Saruman, the reforging of Narsil and the Elrond/Aragorn scenes and Aragorn/Arwen scene I was pleasantly suprised to find it only takes up half an hour of time in comparison to PJ's which is 24minutes long.
Think I'll watch it again and have (another) celebratory buckie!

Pettytyrant101 Today at 2:47 pm

I just set the edit prog to output all 3 films as one large 8hr 33min film- this is its estimate for how long that will take to output-

My poor PC! Its brains a little busy, and will remain so for the next 20 odd hours- and its been going a while as is!

Been a slight delay in uploading the latest version (well about a weeks delay) as I decided just to get all the file ouputtting done first before starting the ardous task of uploading them.
Just finished book 4- so just RotK to output now (as its the shortest film shouldnt take more than about 8-10 hours to output).
So I wil be deleting folders from the Skydrive within the next few days and replacing them with the new versions.

well you need to make room for The Hobbit, so I suggest you build an extension on your skydrive.

And to my crabbit meter and room reinforcments.

I'm actually getting to the point were I'm ready to watch your Edits again, Petty. Trouble is, I don't know how to download it, as no one has ever showed me how to.