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Hmm... dont want to sound picky, but it's 'Fjordianlandia' and 'Ozhobbitstan'... Why do you guys always get them wrong? ... Oh I just remembered! It's your Forumshire-sized brains! Also, I thought Bree was to the east of Hobbiton, and Scotshobbitland north of it ("Beyond Needlehole" as the worthies say at the Muck and Duck, it's said)? Mind, there do seem to be quite a few Forumshires...

Artisitic license Orwell.

I always write Fjordlandia, but Fjordianlandia works too (I remember Skattykatzenfjord :S ) Ozhobbitstan should .. down south. Like.. you know the part of the t-shirt that always ends up in your trousers after pulling up your pants when haven gone to the toilet?

Ok, Orwell, dont get "miffy" because Ive progressed, (unlike ....you,maybe ?!) from wax crayons to a Biro ! Who knows were it will lead ? I might be allowed....... child safety paint !.... In ALL colours! WOW! As I said, I wasnt sure of names & Im not sure of Locales, but its an idea, Now Ive used up my "brain space" il go have a nice lie down.

I liked the whole ring theme

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Artisitic license Orwell.

You need a licence to be an Artist? Things are worse in Scotshobbitland than I thought... and I never thought it possible they could be.

Well we get a head start as all Scotshobbits are natural piss-artists.

as I said. Ozhobbitstan should definitely be on the part of the t-shirt that always ends up in you trousers/pants.

What about those of us who dont wear trousers or pants?!!
(And I'm not sure I like the thought of Orwell and his kind so close to those particular regions )

Norc wrote:I always write Fjordlandia, but Fjordianlandia works too (I remember Skattykatzenfjord :S ) Ozhobbitstan should .. down south. Like.. you know the part of the t-shirt that always ends up in your trousers after pulling up your pants when haven gone to the toilet?

I heard it was "Fjordianlandia" because a lot of "Fjordian" ("Freudian" ) things happen there, especially in Skattykatzenfjord, I'm told. You must ask Ringo Herring ('Ringdrotten"* ) to explain though.


* I just made an interesting discovery, Ringo. If you change just ONE letter of your name you get this "Ringdrooten". In Ozhobbitstan that'd be translated as "Ringfooken." Which is a popular pastime with some folk (apparently).

Pettytyrant101 wrote:What about those of us who dont wear trousers or pants?!!
(And I'm not sure I like the thought of Orwell and his kind so close to those particular regions )

(Ditto! )

Orwell wrote:

Norc wrote:I always write Fjordlandia, but Fjordianlandia works too (I remember Skattykatzenfjord :S ) Ozhobbitstan should .. down south. Like.. you know the part of the t-shirt that always ends up in your trousers after pulling up your pants when haven gone to the toilet?

I heard it was "Fjordianlandia" because a lot of "Fjordian" ("Freudian" ) things happen there, especially in Skattykatzenfjord, I'm told. You must ask Ringo Herring ('Ringdrotten"* ) to explain though.


* I just made an interesting discovery, Ringo. If you change just ONE letter of your name you get this "Ringdrooten". In Ozhobbitstan that'd be translated as "Ringfooken." Which is a popular pastime with some folk (apparently).

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I will ask him.
you know ringdrotten means the lord of ring/the ring? Drotte is a king, as Drottning is queen (the latter used more in modern language than drotte).

Drottning Tinuviel- actually probably best we dont call her that!

Orwell wrote:

Pettytyrant101 wrote:What about those of us who dont wear trousers or pants?!!
(And I'm not sure I like the thought of Orwell and his kind so close to those particular regions )

(Ditto! )

what do you were then? a tutu?

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Drottning Tinuviel- actually probably best we dont call her that!

Drottning Amarië (I'm gonna burn for that)

I think Drottning Orwell is quite appropriate.

I think we leave Petty completely out of the equation, Norc.

What's this Drottning business anyhow? Or do I have to read every post in this place to find out?

{{{Oh yes. And is it the kind of thing that is likely find it's way into "Finding Odo"? }}}

no, drottning Orwell seems quite fitting. Drottning Orwell of the many .. cats.

Orwell wrote:What's this Drottning business anyhow? Or do I have to read every post in this place to find out?

{{{Oh yes. And is it the kind of thing that is likely find it's way into "Finding Odo"? }}}

lol, no.

Orwell wrote:What's this Drottning business anyhow? Or do I have to read every post in this place to find out?

{{{Oh yes. And is it the kind of thing that is likely find it's way into "Finding Odo"? }}}

maybe you can introduce a Ringdrottning?

Norc wrote:no, drottning Orwell seems quite fitting. Drottning Orwell of the many .. cats.

I'm in two minds. Find out what you're getting at, or ignoring you completely... I'll need think about it.

Norc wrote:maybe you can introduce a Ringdrottning?

No idea still --- but my instincts tell me that I'm gonna like that word.

hint. Drotte=king Drottning=Queen

any ideas?

I defo need a Norcdrotte