Respectability

So its a bit like shady drug dealers?

Now now Ally, don't be silly. I'd never go to a shady one.

Good cos with shady drug dealers, do they still have to give the girl the drugs if she's really bad at blow jobs? Well no but I'm pretty sure they should morally
Good ones have morals and do

{{And if ladies are no good at that there should be classes to help them improve Actually now I come to think of it that might be one of the classes Odo teaches over at Our Ladies! }}}}

Actually, it's Mrs McGullicutty who takes the Beauty and Health Care Class. Manicures, waxing, make-up, jelly-baths, that sort of thing --- and haircare too - do's, blowjobs, colourization...and all sorts of styling.... It's an excellent class for young ladies. Though I should not like to think any girl from Our Lady's would ply any of her beauty skills in exchange for drugs! No, that would not be respectable, at all, at all -- unless it was to help her sick Mother or something, what with the current economic downturn, and life saving drugs being out of the reach of many poor hobbits. (I'd help financially, of course - even though things are tight at my hole at the moment - but One doesn't wants hobbits to become lazy layabouts, does One? No, One doesn't).

What puzzles me Odo is what a shady drug dealer would want with hair styling? Are they very fashion concious (ask Orwell, he's a cop he would know).
Mrs McGullicutty, that name rings a bell. She was my primary 2 school teacher- I still have the scars and I still cant give a good perm or even a rinse and set let alone a blowjob, not even with the specialised equipment, everything just ends up sticking out all over the place.

It's why we ended up banning boys from classes. They certainly have no idea about Beauty and Health Care - and top marks in waxing and jelly baths won't get you a Honarable Pass in the subject as there's a lot more than that to feminine Beauty and Health Care, Mr Tyrant. I should know. I attend classes whenever I can, so as to be up-to-date and sensitive to the Beauty-urgings of Primmy and Bella who are, quite frankly, a bit tubby at the moment --- not that there's anything wrong with that.... Oh yes, I also found out recently that ALL girls have feelings... If I had not been an avid attender at Classes, I'd still suffer under the misconception that only 'some' girls have feelings... Why they were teaching it in Beauty and Health, I don't know - but Mrs McGillicutty says it's important to discuss such things (with girls), and I trust her judgment (and fear her temper, quite frankly! )

I admire your dedication to understanding femine ways Odo (or caring at all frankly).
And I sympthasie with you having to work with Mrs McGullicutty- she must be ancient by now, hell she was ancient back then! To hard nosed to die no doubt, even death probably has second thoughts going to collect her.

sorry to hear things are tight at your hole Odo, have you tried elasticated pants?

tut tut young ladies in my day know their 3 B's, its a bit like the 3 R's but you have to take more antibiotics.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:....And I sympthasie with you having to work with Mrs McGullicutty- she must be ancient by now, hell she was ancient back then! To hard nosed to die no doubt, even death probably has second thoughts going to collect her.

There was that dark clothed chap -- seemed a bit scary, until he saw Mrs McGullicutty... after that, he seemed quite amiable and eager to please...then suddenly took off like a shot... very strange....

Mrs Figg wrote:sorry to hear things are tight at your hole Odo, have you tried elasticated pants?

tut tut young ladies in my day know their 3 B's, its a bit like the 3 R's but you have to take more antibiotics.

As is often the case, Mrs Figg, I have no idea what you are prattling about?

readin, ritin, rithmatic.

Its the 3 b's interests me!

well heres one of them

Okay... bottoms, boobs and.... what's the other one, Mrs Figg?

{{{Wouldn't it be a turn up for the books if it was 'brains', Orwy! }}}

{{{Wouldn't it just! }}}

yes its brains obviously

I was feeling particularly insane yesterday

.. and today, Ally... what are you feeling today?

My flannel PJs and my bed
You??

why is this thread even here? I mean none of us are really respectable!

Odo is.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Odo thinks he is.

Fixed that for you.