Re: The Bigger, Badder, Even More Serious Thread

[Squach]

[Brian Boru]

Back on line. Just tinking about yer underage ting and sex. Its out of order. Its not unusual for a 19 yr old to date a 15 yr old and then in a next year see d same person being 20 not seeing as big a difference between last years 15 year old and this years 14 year old. All d time having his eyes on her 13 year old mate.

Just making a point. Not all is about young men forgetting that dey are no longer boys. Sometimes it is about peados getting up d courage to work deir way down to the age dat dey secretly fantisise over.

AS to what is on yer walls or hard drives. Have ye no shame even hinting at porn on yer hard drives. Ye share this forum wit us kids.

[Eldorion]

AS to what is on yer walls or hard drives. Have ye no shame even hinting at porn on yer hard drives. Ye share this forum wit us kids.

I'm one of the underage people here and a large part of the reason we made this forum was so that we could be shameless. Actually posting porn on the forum would violate Forumotion.com's rules, but I don't see anything wrong with just talking about porn.

[Brian Boru]

No problems talking about porn, when its us kids talking about it. I don't know d ages of oders on d forum but some seem quite old like Petty and Gandalfs beard Tinking of dem and d contents of hard drives is a bit more dan shameless, its a bit creepy; but I am new to d forum and don't know dem. Me groomdar was sparked however. Sorry if I have up set d old fellers

[Eldorion]

No problem, Brian, we all have our own standards for what we consider to be unrespectable/shameless/creepy/what-have-you. Petty and GB are reasonable people and I'm sure they'll understand. And we were all new once.

[Squach]

I was new once! That was cool! I am writing short sentences! With exclamation marks! This is fun!

(10 seconds later!)

This is boring...

[Ally]

I have been new three times!! I registered an account and forgot the details, registered as Ally to get some help on an assignment, accidently locked the account, stole Jolly Cotton's account and then got this one again!! I'm taking in long-winded sentences! Hooray!!

[Squach]

Aren't you bored yet?

[odo banks]

I know I am!


(Girls! )

[Ally]

Girls can be boring, I've deduced that from school and have no qualms of agreeing with Odo here!

[odo banks]

Indeed. I'm never mistaken, though once I was mistaken... until I realized I was mistaken.

[Gandalf's Beard]

This should wake people up from their boredom:

No, no! The problem isn't zombies! The problem is that the Rapture is going to happen tomorrow! You only have 24 more hours to repent and be saved!

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/

They aren't Mutually Exclusive Eldo!

Why do you think it's called Zombie APOCALYPSE?

The Rapture:

Revelation 7:1 - 7:8

144,000 Sealed

1 After this I saw four angels standing at the four corners of the earth, holding back the four winds of the earth to prevent any wind from blowing on the land or on the sea or on any tree. 2 Then I saw another angel coming up from the east, having the seal of the living God. He called out in a loud voice to the four angels who had been given power to harm the land and the sea: 3 “Do not harm the land or the sea or the trees until we put a seal on the foreheads of the servants of our God.” 4 Then I heard the number of those who were sealed: 144,000 from all the tribes of Israel.

5 From the tribe of Judah 12,000 were sealed,

from the tribe of Reuben 12,000,

from the tribe of Gad 12,000,

6 from the tribe of Asher 12,000,

from the tribe of Naphtali 12,000,

from the tribe of Manasseh 12,000,

7 from the tribe of Simeon 12,000,

from the tribe of Levi 12,000,

from the tribe of Issachar 12,000,

8 from the tribe of Zebulun 12,000,

from the tribe of Joseph 12,000,

from the tribe of Benjamin 12,000.

Revelation 14:1 - 14:5

The Lamb and the 144,000

1 Then I looked, and there before me was the Lamb, standing on Mount Zion, and with him 144,000 who had his name and his Father’s name written on their foreheads. 2 And I heard a sound from heaven like the roar of rushing waters and like a loud peal of thunder. The sound I heard was like that of harpists playing their harps. 3 And they sang a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and the elders. No one could learn the song except the 144,000 who had been redeemed from the earth. 4 These are those who did not defile themselves with women, for they remained virgins. They follow the Lamb wherever he goes. They were purchased from among mankind and offered as firstfruits to God and the Lamb. 5 No lie was found in their mouths; they are blameless.

Zombie Apocalypse Prophesies:

Zechariah 14:12 - 14:13

12 This is the plague with which the LORD will strike all the nations that fought against Jerusalem: Their flesh will rot while they are still standing on their feet, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths. 13 On that day people will be stricken by the LORD with great panic. They will seize each other by the hand and attack one another.

Revelation 9:6

6 During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

Actually, Revelation chapter 9:1 - 9:11 reads like Zombie and Demon Apocalypse Horror Movie:

Revelation 9:1 - 9:11

1 The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss. 2 When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. 3 And out of the smoke locusts came down on the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4 They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5 They were not allowed to kill them but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes. 6 During those days people will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

7 The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. On their heads they wore something like crowns of gold, and their faces resembled human faces. 8 Their hair was like women’s hair, and their teeth were like lions’ teeth. 9 They had breastplates like breastplates of iron, and the sound of their wings was like the thundering of many horses and chariots rushing into battle. 10 They had tails with stingers, like scorpions, and in their tails they had power to torment people for five months. 11 They had as king over them the angel of the Abyss, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon and in Greek is Apollyon (that is, Destroyer).

WOW!!! That would make an AWESOME Horror Movie. Makes Resident Evil look like a day at the Beach in comparison.

Revelation 6:7 -6:8

7 When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, “Come!” 8 I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth

Isaiah 26:20

Come, my people, enter into your chambers And shut your doors behind you;Hide yourself for a little while Until indignation runs its course.For behold, the LORD is about to come out from His place To punish the inhabitants of the earth for their iniquity,And the earth will reveal her bloodshed,And will no longer cover her slain

Isaiah 49:26

I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh; they will be drunk on their own blood, as with wine. Then all mankind will know that I, the LORD, am your Savior, your Redeemer, the Mighty One of Jacob

Matthew 5:22

22 But Jesus told him, “Follow me, and let the dead bury their own dead.”

John 5:28 - 5:30

28 “Do not be amazed at this, for a time is coming when all who are in their graves will hear his voice 29 and come out—those who have done what is good will rise to live, and those who have done what is evil will rise to be condemned. 30 By myself I can do nothing; I judge only as I hear, and my judgment is just, for I seek not to please myself but him who sent me.

John 6:53 - 6:59

53 Jesus said to them, “Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise them up at the last day. 55 For my flesh is real food and my blood is real drink. 56 Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood remains in me, and I in them. 57 Just as the living Father sent me and I live because of the Father, so the one who feeds on me will live because of me. 58 This is the bread that came down from heaven. Your ancestors ate manna and died, but whoever feeds on this bread will live forever.” 59 He said this while teaching in the synagogue in Capernaum.

Revelation 20:11 - 20:14

11 Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. The earth and the heavens fled from his presence, and there was no place for them. 12 And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Another book was opened, which is the book of life. The dead were judged according to what they had done as recorded in the books. 13 The sea gave up the dead that were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead that were in them, and each person was judged according to what they had done. 14 Then death and Hades were thrown into the lake of fire. The lake of fire is the second death. 15 Anyone whose name was not found written in the book of life was thrown into the lake of fire.

The dead will rise!! those who have not eaten of the Eucharist will rise corrupted! those who have eaten it will rise uncorrupted..If you do not eat Jesus' flesh and drink his blood you have NO LIFE in you! There are a number of other accounts in the New Testament of Undead. Jesus raises a Dead Girl and Lazarus (still in his Mummy wrappings).

A plague of Zombie Saints rose from their graves and ran (lumbered?) around Jerusalem. Not to mention that Jesus himself is claimed to be Undead (now you know why Ann Rice--of Interview with a Vampire fame--is a Christian. She loves the Undead).

Matthew 27:50 - 27:53

50 And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit.

51 At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook, the rocks split 52 and the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. 53 They came out of the tombs after Jesus’ resurrection and[e] went into the holy city and appeared to many people.

How cool is that?!!!

In fact the New Testament is nearly entirely devoted to the Undead and Cannibalism.

GB

[Pettytyrant101]

"Tinking of dem and d contents of hard drives is a bit more dan shameless, its a bit creepy; but I am new to d forum and don't know dem. Me groomdar was sparked however. Sorry if I have up set d old fellers"- Brian

Don't take everything said at face valuse Brian, there is such a thing as humour, satire and parody- all of which I regularly indulge in on this forum (and I hopefully assuming you are too in your post)- and sometimes even truth- its up to others to decided which is which!
As to porn as a suitable subject matter- well I so no reaosn for its exclusion as a topic on the BBST, if it should, come up (sorry I was brought up watching Carry On films).

On the broader issue of suitability I have no desire to cause offence to anybody. I would hope any young children who were on here would be supervised by an adult. But perhaps Eldo you might like to add a warning to the rules bit along the lines of, "Becasue of the Free Spirited Nature of the forum some subject matter might not be suitable for minors and adult supervision is recommended.'

[Gandalf's Beard]

The WHOLE POINT of starting our own forum was so we wouldn't have to follow any dumb rules.

The only exception being the partial Censoring of Dirty Words.

GB

[odo banks]

[Pettytyrant101]

Was having a conversation earlier with a friend whilst watching Question Time (it was from a prison) about prison population, and its large increase in the past decade or so. And my friend suggested that perhaps the problem was there were too many laws, so that it was becoming increasingly hard not to break some law somewhere. This in turn led onto the idea that this could be quite dangerous, given the wrong sort of government. I mean how many people right no in the UK have broken the law in some way?- drinking in the street (used to be able to do that) smoking indoors (used to be able to do that) smoking cannabis (used to bae able to do that) not paid one of the many new taxes, not put the right rubbish in the right bins, parking fines, speeding fines, littering, etc etc. Now if you were the sort of government who wanted rid of a section of the population, given enough laws, there's always a ready excuse.
No real point to this post other than to through the ideas out there for anyone to pick up on.

[Gandalf's Beard]

Was having a conversation earlier with a friend whilst watching Question Time (it was from a prison) about prison population, and its large increase in the past decade or so. And my friend suggested that perhaps the problem was there were too many laws, so that it was becoming increasingly hard not to break some law somewhere. This in turn led onto the idea that this could be quite dangerous, given the wrong sort of government. I mean how many people right no in the UK have broken the law in some way?- drinking in the street (used to be able to do that) smoking indoors (used to be able to do that) smoking cannabis (used to bae able to do that) not paid one of the many new taxes, not put the right rubbish in the right bins, parking fines, speeding fines, littering, etc etc. Now if you were the sort of government who wanted rid of a section of the population, given enough laws, there's always a ready excuse.
No real point to this post other than to through the ideas out there for anyone to pick up on.

Good Lord man! With the Zombie Apocalypse at hand, surely everything else is trivial, if not entirely moot, in comparison.

GB

[Pettytyrant101]

Baseball bat- check. Bits of random wood for boarding up house- check. Ethnic minority friends to get picked off first- check. shovel (you also end up needing one in a zombie apocolyspse) check.
I'm ready and waiting GB and therefore am free to deliberate upon other matters whilst I await the first shuffling feet and groans at the door. In fact I think I hear them now! Oh no hang on thats just some old folk espcaped from work. Damn, still got a bat to hand however and practice makes perfect!

[odo banks]

Communists = rules. Fascists = rules. Religionists = rules. I prefer natural law - like in Forumshire! And I'm even willing to put up with a bit of unrespectability to get it! Smell the Freedom! But notice, even here, there is Freedom with responsibility. No one deliberately steps over the line. Even when no one here can possibly adequately expain where (or what) the line is, we still don't (often) step over it. Commonsense? Natural Respectability even??? (Did I say that? ) And folk say it don't exist? What? No, even Communists, Fascists and Religionists know it exists. They know Commonsense exists, just not what it actually is (even if they think they do). #^*@wits all! Commonsense? The only Law worth respecting!



(((This is the closest I'll ever get to flaming, GB - but gee, it do feel good! Mmmm.... more a spray than a stream of consciousness, I feel... )))


Btw Commonsense will tell you, folks, zombies don't exist. Not undead ones, anyhow. Here to help!

[Gandalf's Beard]

Odo, What with the Undead Hordes beating at my barricaded door already, such trivial matters as which "ism" one belongs to is not important. What is important is that we stand firm against the Horrors The Demon God Yahweh (aka The Demiurge) has unleashed upon us in our final days. I apologize in advance for most likely offending every Christian on the board. But as you can see from my posts, the Biblical Evidence is incontrovertible.

I posted the following at the James Randi Forum to warn my fellow atheists and agnostics there of the Zombie Apocalypse:

God not only Sadistically Punishes His Flock with Natural Disasters, but if the mounting Biblical Proof that Proves with utmost Proofiness that the Bible is True, then we are in a drastically precarious situation.

It's much worse than previously thought. I used to be a Nontheistic Pagan Agnostic--or Gnostic Agnostic for short. But the evidence is now incontrovertible. I know this because the utterly credible and unbiased source--CNN--has reported on impending disasters of Apocalyptic Proportions.

I am now convinced that every single word in the Bible is true.....and that Christians have been ON THE WRONG SIDE all along. I am now a Gnostic Gnostic. I am absolutely certain now, that God not only wants to Kill us with Horrible Tortures, but that He wants to EAT OUR BRAINS.

After reading several CNN articles I broke out my Bible for confirmation. And sure enough the Demon God Yahweh, the Demiurge, is out to get us. Natural Disasters, Wrath, and mere Punishment is not enough for this Monstrous Deity. He wants to Defile us in the most Vile ways imaginable.

I compiled the Biblical Evidence and compared it with the latest reports by CNN in a post I made on another thread. Be warned, as the Apocalypse has already begun, you probably have no time left to prepare. I'm sorry, but it's too late for most of us.

Though if Documentaries like the film Legion are correct, the Hordes God will send to destroy us can be maimed and even killed by Human Weapons. Unfortunately, most of us have not prepared or armed ourselves as well as the Fundamentalist Christian Militias have for the coming War. However, once they see the Horrors that the Demon God has unleashed upon us, many will likely quickly switch sides.

The evidence I have compiled is here.

GB

PS: Yes, I misspelled Prophecies in my post. But unfortunately my ability to edit has timed out.

I hope you live (and die) in the blissful comfort of your disbelief as the approaching Hordes of the Undead near. No doubt it will take them longer to reach you in the Australian Outback. And it is possible that you might survive as Australia's two Greatest Heroes--Crocodile Dundee and Mad Max--will no doubt be on-the-job! Good Luck to you Odo, and may G...er... ....Hmmm...whoever the OTHER Guy (or Gal) is, bless your soul.

[Ringdrotten]

Make that three heroes, GB: Crocodile Dundee, Mad Max and Steve Irwin




A legend if there ever was one

[Squach]

I know I am!


(Girls! )

I was talking to Ally!


(Boys! )

[Gandalf's Beard]

Make that three heroes, GB: Crocodile Dundee, Mad Max and Steve Irwin




A legend if there ever was one

If I'm not mistaken, Steve Irwin rose from his grave and is now one of the Undead slowly lumbering towards Odo's house somewhere in the Outback. You can recognize him from the bloody hole where the Stingray's serrated pointed spine pierced his heart. Be very careful with this one Odo.

GB

[Ringdrotten]

"You can recognize him from the bloody hole where the Stingray's serrated pointed spine pierced his heart." - GB

That, and he's busy wrestling a couple of crocodiles

[Squach]