Welcome and Introductions (Newbies, Please)

Gee Petty, with Mr Falafal to stoke you along (I suspect I'm misreading that name somehow) will you be more crabbit due to encouragement or less crabbit due to like minded company?

Oh, you are so liberaly balanced Eldo! You are at heart a purist- declare it! Loud and Proud! Get your heart on your sleeve.
True fans who also like PJ. NO, those poor people are ill, in need of our help to save them from a terribl eenchantment. They are deceived by a PJ spell as powerful as the voice of Saruman and just as beguiling.
It's a Purist's solemn duty to take the mist from their eyes with sound and reasoned argument. And a lot of drunken rambling. See to it man!

Crabbit loves company Halfwise. {{{Good to see you back on with time to post too- missed your hairy presence of late- and when youre about I make a nice little side earner going round with my plunger and unclogging Mrs Figg's plug-hole- I dunno what you do in there but it don't half get clogged up }}}

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Oh, you are so liberaly balanced Eldo! You are at heart a purist- declare it! Loud and Proud! Get your heart on your sleeve.

Was there any question? Didn't you just read the part of my website called "Tolkien Purism" yesterday?

hey its not polite to talk about a ladies bung hole in public, please refrain.


welcome FOAT to the forum, I hope we float your boat.

I only check eldorion.com once every two years

Ally wrote:I only check eldorion.com once every two years

About as often as I update it, then.

Was there any question? Didn't you just read the part of my website called "Tolkien Purism" yesterday?- Eldo

Yes indeed, and if I make a critisms it lacks any drunken rambling, each essay could quite easily be two or three times as long, filled with pointlessly long sentences whose ending is divorced from its begining because you are too drunk to remember how it started. A lad your age should be drunk every nigth by now on buckie and looking forward to reprieve from life with an early grave. This is what is wrong with the world today you know.

hey its not polite to talk about a ladies bung hole in public, please refrain.- Mrs Figg

I know what youre up to Mrs Figg, breaking encryptions with that mystic eel you've got hidden in your basement, the one that needs the special oiling and only comes out when Orwell is present (where is he anyway?).
This is so typical of Forumshire, someone comes on to introduce themselves and say hello and we end up talking about Mrs Figg's bung-hole. Ah what a wonderful place.

yes where IS Orwell?

Brb checking "eldorion.com"

Pettytyrant101 wrote:
Crabbit loves company Halfwise. {{{Good to see you back on with time to post too- missed your hairy presence of late- and when youre about I make a nice little side earner going round with my plunger and unclogging Mrs Figg's plug-hole- I dunno what you do in there but it don't half get clogged up }}}

{{{ }}}

Eldorion.com has a sitemap on google- well done! I limited my stalking to only the first page of google

Ally wrote:Brb checking "eldorion.com"

Ally wrote:Eldorion.com has a sitemap on google- well done! I limited my stalking to only the first page of google

Only took you six days?

What's a site map? And should I be impressed by it?

Eldorion wrote:

Ally wrote:Brb checking "eldorion.com"

Ally wrote:Eldorion.com has a sitemap on google- well done! I limited my stalking to only the first page of google

Only took you six days?

Six days without sleep! (Yeah sitemaps are only given out by google to the really cool websites- or the really big. It's a bit like school, teachers give out awards to the good kids, but the big bully's still get everything they want anyway! Boo hoo!)

Does Forumshire have a site-map thingy then? And if not why not!

A small one

My Purist Edits are top of the list which means its easier for the studio to find and sue me!

But whats Tolkiens Ring? (beyond a rude joke)
And both my Forumshire ads are there too!

woop woop

Pettytyrant101 wrote:My Purist Edits are top of the list which means its easier for the studio to find and sue me!

But whats Tolkiens Ring? (beyond a rude joke)
And both my Forumshire ads are there too!

(((If the studio is reading I am strongly against all copyright inflictions and NEVER downloaded any copyrighted material from this website)))

Ally wrote:(((If the studio is reading I am strongly against all copyright inflictions and NEVER downloaded any copyrighted material from this website)))

me too.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:But whats Tolkiens Ring? (beyond a rude joke)

It's an older but small forum that Orwell joined to proselytize on a while back.

http://tolkiensring.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=News&action=display&thread=1271

wooot!! Orwell has been other places!

He was on a Mighty Boosh forum a while back flirting with several young ladies, but I'm drawing a blank when I try to Google that site now.

Mught Boosh? the show?

Yeah, a bunch of teenage girls from ... Canada? I think? ... made a forum for the show and Odo found it somehow and posted links back and forth between there and here. I think Ally posted there for a bit too but I might be mistaken.

There have been a couple of forums that we've had a relationship with prior to DP and Bree-land. Any other old-timers remember NarniaWeb, where GB and Beren posted?