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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by malickfan Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:01 pm
azriel wrote:
I'd give it an "S" rating..... for, shit, shat, shite...
Don't forget:
...shitey, shitty, shatty, silly, stupid, slow, should have been better, simple minded, sappy, shallow, senseless, superficial, severly dissapointing, sacrilegious, so where was the hobbit in all this?, and...sigh at least its over!
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by Eldorion Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:10 pm
bungobaggins wrote:I still can't believe that R rating. What a fuckin' wanker.
Yeah, it's hard for me to get too. Maybe he really wanted to be like the Star Wars prequels, where the final film had a higher rating than the previous five.
malickfan wrote:Does R equate to a 15 or an 18 in the UK?
I can barely remember the movie, but this seems to indicate Jackson is going braindead with the gore...
Lol, "Braindead".
R means no admittance under 17 without an accompanying adult. It's the next step up from PG-13. The only higher rating is NC-17 (formerly known as X), which means no one 17 or under allowed at all, and is generally considered the kiss of death since many theatres and stores refuse to sell such movies.
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by malickfan Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:15 pm
R means no admittance under 17 without an accompanying adult. It's the next step up from PG-13. The only higher rating is NC-17 (formerly known as X), which means no one 17 or under allowed at all, and is generally considered the kiss of death since many theatres and stores refuse to sell such movies.
Thanks for clearing that up, so basically he's aiming for the type of dumb violent blockbuster 15 year olds drag their parents to, to try and appear hip?
And I love Braindead
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by malickfan Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:17 pm
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Yeah, it's hard for me to get too. Maybe he really wanted to be like the Star Wars prequels, where the final film had a higher rating than the previous five.
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by bungobaggins Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:50 pm
azriel wrote:Thats it Bungo
I'd give it an "S" rating..... for, shit, shat, shite,
Shart.
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by bungobaggins Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:51 pm
malickfan wrote:
P.G was perfect...Please God no there's more of it
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by bungobaggins Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:54 pm
Eldorion wrote:
Yeah, it's hard for me to get too. Maybe he really wanted to be like the Star Wars prequels, where the final film had a higher rating than the previous five.
New scene where Bilbo murders a group of children from Laketown = confirmed.
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by malickfan Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:57 pm
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Since Jackson always cameos, and he dropped most of Beorn's storyline he should have just cast himself in the role, looks more like Beorn than the weird hedgehog man we ended up with...
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by azriel Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:00 pm
malickfan wrote:azriel wrote:
I'd give it an "S" rating..... for, shit, shat, shite...
Don't forget:
...shitey, shitty, shatty, silly, stupid, slow, should have been better, simple minded, sappy, shallow, senseless, superficial, severly dissapointing, sacrilegious, so where was the hobbit in all this?, and...sigh at least its over!
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by azriel Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:03 pm
& shart ! LMAO, thanks guys I needed that ! 
I think peejers should have been Radagast, not only does he kinda look like him but, as hes produced shit he might as well wear it !!
I think peejers should have been Radagast, not only does he kinda look like him but, as hes produced shit he might as well wear it !!
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by malickfan Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:09 pm
azriel wrote:
I think peejers should have been Radagast, not only does he kinda look like him but, as hes produced shit he might as well wear it !!
I pitty the poor make up assistant 'Hey Mum I got this job on a $800 million Dollar Blockbuster for the Next 3 Years!' 'Wow! that's great son, what is it?' 'Um...smearing shit on a elderly thespians face every morning...it's in HD though so you can really pick out the detail, all those lovely crunchy bits...Mum...why did you hang up?'
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by azriel Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:11 pm
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by Tinuviel Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:52 pm
RATED R??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!
HOW?
Hunger Games, an infinitely more gruesome book, didn't even warrant an R rating, yet a CLASSIC CHILDREN'S STORY does????? IN WHAT UNIVERSE?!?!?! WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW???
I'm hoping that's just a rumor. It has to be! PJ's target audience wouldn't even be able to get in!
HOW?
Hunger Games, an infinitely more gruesome book, didn't even warrant an R rating, yet a CLASSIC CHILDREN'S STORY does????? IN WHAT UNIVERSE?!?!?! WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW???
I'm hoping that's just a rumor. It has to be! PJ's target audience wouldn't even be able to get in!
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by bungobaggins Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:04 pm
Tinuviel wrote:I'm hoping that's just a rumor.
Afraid not, Tin.
http://www.filmratings.com/search.html?filmTitle=hobbit&x=0&y=0
http://filmratings.com/downloads/cara_rating_bulletin.pdf
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by azriel Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:16 pm
Its rated "R" cuz you might just see me run onset & wring peejers bloody neck, its called revenge
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:19 pm
there was a lot of talk about the 125 pages of the Appendices, or "Tolkien's extended Hobbit notes"- Eldo
I'd say the difference this time was that anyone who know the books at all knew immediately they were talking shit- that the amount of pages versus the actual material didn't add up ect
IN WHAT UNIVERSE?!?!?! WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW???- Tin
It is weird as hell- who would ever have thought that a film adaptation of TH would end up with an R rating? Its mind-boggling. We seem to have fallen down the wrong trouser leg of time into one where TH book is an adults only gore fest.
I'd say the difference this time was that anyone who know the books at all knew immediately they were talking shit- that the amount of pages versus the actual material didn't add up ect
IN WHAT UNIVERSE?!?!?! WHERE ARE WE RIGHT NOW???- Tin
It is weird as hell- who would ever have thought that a film adaptation of TH would end up with an R rating? Its mind-boggling. We seem to have fallen down the wrong trouser leg of time into one where TH book is an adults only gore fest.
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by malickfan Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:34 pm
I think this sums up how my feelings on TH have changed over the course of the last 3 years
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:36 pm
Mine goes- 
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by malickfan Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:40 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:Mine goes-
Though I doubt you had much enthusiasm in the first place
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by malickfan Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:44 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:
It is weird as hell- who would ever have thought that a film adaptation of TH would end up with an R rating? Its mind-boggling. We seem to have fallen down the wrong trouser leg of time into one where TH book is an adults only gore fest.
If TH films were made as an adults only gore fest from the start they may at least have had a clear tone, and a director enthused about the source material, expecting faery and subtlety from the guy behind Braindead was doomed from the start
Rankin Bass's effort is looking better and better with each passing day
I still maintain this is the perfect adaptation of the book:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hobbit-J-R-Tolkien/dp/0044408129
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by azriel Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:45 pm
Think Id rather eat my own arm off than sit thru anymore of The Hobbit......
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:46 pm
Though I doubt you had much enthusiasm in the first place - Malick
I ran out of enthusiasm about five minutes into FotR (I mean what hope is there when they cant even get something as simple as the grass colour right )
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by malickfan Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:47 pm
Hmm, according to Amazon Tolkien approved of this films so much he wrote a photo storybook tie in:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Movie-Storybook-Hobbit-Unexpected-Journey/dp/0007487355/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1438897483&sr=1-3&keywords=the+hobbit+picture+book
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Movie-Storybook-Hobbit-Unexpected-Journey/dp/0007487355/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1438897483&sr=1-3&keywords=the+hobbit+picture+book
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by Pettytyrant101 Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:50 pm
I still maintain this is the perfect adaptation of the book:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hobbit-J-R-Tolkien/dp/0044408129 -Malick
Got to agree, certainly in that format its damn near perfect (some of the text is a little crushed in the space would be my only complaint) but the three parts of that sit proudly on my shelf.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hobbit-J-R-Tolkien/dp/0044408129 -Malick
Got to agree, certainly in that format its damn near perfect (some of the text is a little crushed in the space would be my only complaint) but the three parts of that sit proudly on my shelf.
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Re: Battle of the Five Armies - Extended Edition
by bungobaggins Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:51 pm
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