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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:25 pm
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by Norc Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:32 pm
iliek i can't witfotihsmovie tocome out ilkit roke my fuckin keybo. agn. i just fixed it godamnt!
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:37 pm
I want to say "WTF is that poster ?" but at least it has Bilbo front & center. Im gonna moan about everything Im so fed up ! Bilbo looks like hes been made to look like Conan or something ? As tho hes single handily won the war, killed everyone & is kneeling for praise. 
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by Norc Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:38 pm
well he did fix everyihg athe end thou. i hate this keybord
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:39 pm
and let us not forget it was dragged out by the director of the lord of the rings trilogy ! Its got everything on it except who wrote the dam thing !
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:45 pm
Bilbo was more sneakily wise than a big action blood stained hero tho I feel. And he did get a knock to the head ? making him nod off for a good while.He crept about & made a quiet deal & it all worked out for the best in the end. I think its gonna be an all in WWF wrestling match here
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by malickfan Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:49 pm
Forest Shepherd wrote:Considering that Bilbo does not really use Sting again in the story it is a strange choice to have it figure to prominently in the poster.
Sting has it's time to shine in Mirkwood. It does not really appear again.
Do you seriously think Bilbo will not be involved in The BOFA? I bet Jackson's going to finally listen to the complaints, and put him front and centre...beheading Orcs.
As a Teaser it was pretty good-In the sense of showcasing what Jackson is going for, lots of different shots shown, Thorin looking even more of a tosspot (seriously hurry up and die dammit!), foreboding music, LOTR rehashing, Bilbo being ignored, War Boars! (Connolly wasn't Joking
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by malickfan Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:51 pm
'I'm in Awe of the achievement of this film already' someone has posted on TORn, The Lovely Bones had a very interesting trailer, so yeah it's promising 
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:51 pm
screencaps (I couldnt be arsed sorting them so this is just everything I grabbed!)
Well I spy at least two stupid separate 'cart' sequences and where is Bilbo again?
Well I spy at least two stupid separate 'cart' sequences
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:58 pm
and where is Bilbo again? Petty
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by malickfan Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:04 pm
EMPIRE's new issue should be out by Thursday (I think), I subscribe so I should get it a couple of days early (I don't normally have access to a scanner, but if there's anything interesting I'll post a summary/quotes)
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:08 pm
I want to know what the buggery is going on with all the ridiculous cart chases- we have some sort of goat pulled war cart, on ice, chased by wargs- ad what looks like Bard flying down a set of Dale stairs in a different cart sword swinging 
Because the end of TH obviously doesn't have enough emotion and action in it that PJ needs to add in two separate stupid bloody cart action sequences.
Because the end of TH obviously doesn't have enough emotion and action in it that PJ needs to add in two separate stupid bloody cart action sequences.
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by bungobaggins Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:10 pm
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Ha! Look where Bilbo is! Sums these movies up nicely.
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by malickfan Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:13 pm
Pettytyrant101 wrote:I want to know what the buggery is going on with all the ridiculous cart chases- we have some sort of goat pulled war cart, on ice, chased by wargs- ad what looks like Bard flying down a set of Dale stairs in a different cart sword swinging
Because the end of TH obviously doesn't have enough emotion and action in it that PJ needs to add in two separate stupid bloody cart action sequences.
At this point I don't really care, in fairness the BOFA was basically left entirely up to the imganination, the way I see it, let's let Jackson go a little nuts, it might be entertaining in a
way and as I said in the thread I started the further he distances himself from the books, hopefully more people will realise how he isn't reflecting Tolkien's spirit.Then Again, flying car chases are fine, but a squeking purse isn't?
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:24 pm
I can play a good Bilbo, or Thorin, at a pinch
Whadda you mean Im not in The Hobbit ?!
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Whadda you mean Im not in The Hobbit ?!
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:24 pm
This film is
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by malickfan Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:27 pm
Irony!
The Song sung by Pippin in the trailer, is actually based on a song devised by Bilbo in the books:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Walking_Song
The Song sung by Pippin in the trailer, is actually based on a song devised by Bilbo in the books:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Walking_Song
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by Pettytyrant101 Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:29 pm
Succinct and accurate I surmise!
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by malickfan Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:30 pm
azriel wrote:I can play a good Bilbo, or Thorin, at a pinch
Whadda you mean Im not in The Hobbit ?!
JACKSON i'll kill you, you promised me I can be Bilbo !
If The Hobbit were made in the 80's I could totally see Arnie as Beorn...
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by bungobaggins Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:31 pm
azriel wrote:This film is
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Re: The Battle of the Five Armies, teaser trailer
by azriel Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:32 pm
I need a little levity after seeing that coronary inducing trailor 
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