The Needlehole Mysteries [3]
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Great show, revived the feeling of the Twilight Zone for a new generation. Was at it's best when the writers were working tongue in cheek (The Great Mutato, etc.)Lancebloke wrote:Scully? She isn't talking about the x-files!!!
Edit - are you too young to know about the x-files?
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Herp derp. What I get for not having seen the movie.
I am aware of The X Files, but I've never seen an episode.
I am aware of The X Files, but I've never seen an episode.
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I feel for you Eldo. You will never know the plight of Eugene Victor Tombs, the long search for Samantha Mulder or the various deaths of the various 'deep throats.'
Just Power Rangers and Pokemon these days!!
Just Power Rangers and Pokemon these days!!
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I feel all nostalgic now...Lancebloke wrote:I feel for you Eldo. You will never know the plight of Eugene Victor Tombs, the long search for Samantha Mulder or the various deaths of the various 'deep throats.'
Just Power Rangers and Pokemon these days!!
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X-files. Mainly the first seasons when things were based on the real x-files. Maths class on Fridays was mainly spent me and a friend telling our other friend who didn't watch what happened, with me explaining the plot.
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loved X Files. Walter Skinner was one of my faves.
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ok.. so where r we in the fan fic univers? bath tub? there was some ideas floating around, am?
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well.. it's my turn, i'll get on with it as soon as i've done my history homework
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ok. the latest parts are not in the table of context. i blame u amarië
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Yes they were. Though part 23 didn't seem to work for some reason... But now it's fine. Hopefully.
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I had a bit of an obsession with Gillian Anderson when I was younger. Obviously that meant the X-Files too!! The first 2 or 3 seasons were the best.Amarië wrote: X-files. Mainly the first seasons when things were based on the real x-files. Maths class on Fridays was mainly spent me and a friend telling our other friend who didn't watch what happened, with me explaining the plot.
work-a-hobbit part 24
- Eldo, does this mean we have to visit the ambassador next?
- Oh crap… I think it does.
“but not just yet…” Eldo sighed sank even lower in the warm water. Now only his nose was visible and he smiled to himself there he lay.
“ok.. I guess we have time for some.. relaxation..” Ringo shrugged and tried to make himself comfortable against the marble seats. He put his hands against the back of his head, but they soon became cold compared to the rest of his naked body and he did as Eldo, emerged himself into the water until only the vital organ of breathing was sticking up. The warm water did wonders. He suddenly realised what tough weeks he had had lately because now it was like all the stress, soreness and worries were washed away. He soon felt drowsy and his eyelids became heavy. He looked over at Eldo. He looked so peaceful where he lay. His eyes were closed and his light eyelashes were trembling slightly as his eyes observed whatever it was he was dreaming about. His hair was dry except for those at the back of his neck. It was a short haircut and Ringo could see it needed trimming. And he needed a shave.. or perhaps he was saving up to sideburns like Ringo. He smiled to himself at the thought. No way would Eldo be allowed to steal his looks. I tiny drop of water was clinging to his earlobe. Ringo wondered if it would fall off by itself. He felt a bid dizzy.. his eyes were resting at the drop of water.. he waited… there was a sweet smell in the air, he couldn’t put his finger on. Or nose. He giggled. Eldo opened his eyes and turned to him. Ringo suddenly realised he was only inches away from Eldo’s face.
“….” Eldo looked at him, a bit crossed eyed.. he did spend too much time reading those books.. he breathed heavily. The air felt thick and his mind went all fuzzy.
“you..” Ringo’s voice cracked “I think you need glasses” he continued, still not entirely in control of his voice.
“why do you say that?” Eldo asked. For some reason they were both whispering.
“you..” but whatever Ringo was about to say was lost to him. All he saw was that fine and subtle cupid bow in front of him. Before either of them had formed a proper thought, their lips met in a passionate kiss that seemed to never end. Their consciousness filled with the rough sensation of tongue against cheek, teeth against lips. They breathed each other in. Suddenly Eldo slipped and they both ended up underwater. All sounds were lost. A moment of slight panic later they emerged to the surface gasped and leaned against the marble edges of the pool.
“what… was that..” Eldo said in the end. His hair dripping wet down his forhead.
“eeh..” Ringo brushed his now flat and too long hair backwards and away from his eyes.. “no idea..”
“the air..” Eldo breathed..”it’s so thick..” No more was howevere said on the matter as Eldo suddenly went
“CAT!”
and yes.. a black cat was elegantly leaping between the pools. There was no time to think or speak. They jumped up, slipped, looked around for their towels.
“where are the tow-“ Eldo said while covering himself as best as he could.
“nevermind! CAT! Eldo! CAT!” and they ran after it. But chasing a cat through a labyrinth of pools on a slippery surface, all wet and covered in bathing oil was not the easiest task. On more than one occasion they found themselves sliding into walls and tripping into various pools. While running the whole area seemed to smoke up and steam seemed to leak from every crack.
“FUCK! What’s happening” Ringo yelled to Eldo as he tripped onto all fours and saw that he no longer could see the ground beneath him.
“I don’t kn-SPLASH“ Eldo said as he fell down a now invisible pool.
“what the flying FUCK” Ringo stopped and looked around. “where the bloody hell is that fucking cat?!”
- Oh crap… I think it does.
“but not just yet…” Eldo sighed sank even lower in the warm water. Now only his nose was visible and he smiled to himself there he lay.
“ok.. I guess we have time for some.. relaxation..” Ringo shrugged and tried to make himself comfortable against the marble seats. He put his hands against the back of his head, but they soon became cold compared to the rest of his naked body and he did as Eldo, emerged himself into the water until only the vital organ of breathing was sticking up. The warm water did wonders. He suddenly realised what tough weeks he had had lately because now it was like all the stress, soreness and worries were washed away. He soon felt drowsy and his eyelids became heavy. He looked over at Eldo. He looked so peaceful where he lay. His eyes were closed and his light eyelashes were trembling slightly as his eyes observed whatever it was he was dreaming about. His hair was dry except for those at the back of his neck. It was a short haircut and Ringo could see it needed trimming. And he needed a shave.. or perhaps he was saving up to sideburns like Ringo. He smiled to himself at the thought. No way would Eldo be allowed to steal his looks. I tiny drop of water was clinging to his earlobe. Ringo wondered if it would fall off by itself. He felt a bid dizzy.. his eyes were resting at the drop of water.. he waited… there was a sweet smell in the air, he couldn’t put his finger on. Or nose. He giggled. Eldo opened his eyes and turned to him. Ringo suddenly realised he was only inches away from Eldo’s face.
“….” Eldo looked at him, a bit crossed eyed.. he did spend too much time reading those books.. he breathed heavily. The air felt thick and his mind went all fuzzy.
“you..” Ringo’s voice cracked “I think you need glasses” he continued, still not entirely in control of his voice.
“why do you say that?” Eldo asked. For some reason they were both whispering.
“you..” but whatever Ringo was about to say was lost to him. All he saw was that fine and subtle cupid bow in front of him. Before either of them had formed a proper thought, their lips met in a passionate kiss that seemed to never end. Their consciousness filled with the rough sensation of tongue against cheek, teeth against lips. They breathed each other in. Suddenly Eldo slipped and they both ended up underwater. All sounds were lost. A moment of slight panic later they emerged to the surface gasped and leaned against the marble edges of the pool.
“what… was that..” Eldo said in the end. His hair dripping wet down his forhead.
“eeh..” Ringo brushed his now flat and too long hair backwards and away from his eyes.. “no idea..”
“the air..” Eldo breathed..”it’s so thick..” No more was howevere said on the matter as Eldo suddenly went
“CAT!”
and yes.. a black cat was elegantly leaping between the pools. There was no time to think or speak. They jumped up, slipped, looked around for their towels.
“where are the tow-“ Eldo said while covering himself as best as he could.
“nevermind! CAT! Eldo! CAT!” and they ran after it. But chasing a cat through a labyrinth of pools on a slippery surface, all wet and covered in bathing oil was not the easiest task. On more than one occasion they found themselves sliding into walls and tripping into various pools. While running the whole area seemed to smoke up and steam seemed to leak from every crack.
“FUCK! What’s happening” Ringo yelled to Eldo as he tripped onto all fours and saw that he no longer could see the ground beneath him.
“I don’t kn-SPLASH“ Eldo said as he fell down a now invisible pool.
“what the flying FUCK” Ringo stopped and looked around. “where the bloody hell is that fucking cat?!”
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- i am not sorry
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Well they do say you can only write two people not getting together so many times.
I guess we're seeing that theory in motion right here.
I guess we're seeing that theory in motion right here.
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I just thought of a completely different ending than we have talked about before.
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Wait, what?! Where did all of this come from? I guess it's been so long since the last installment I lost track of the burgeoning love interest hovering below the surface just waiting to erupt.
And wouldn't Ringo's shirt wash off?
And wouldn't Ringo's shirt wash off?
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Oh, well...uh gotta admit anything is liable to happen in a hot tub. Not that I would know, of course. No possible such knowledge. Uh-uh.
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In your defence I think the story has been headed in that direction for quite a while.
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What about the
line.“Well, that’s not fair,” Eldo broke in “anyone would go gay for Ringo”. wrote:
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Things have gone from bad to worse here since you retired to Little Forumshire, Odo - badder to worser in fact!
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