The Needlehole Mysteries [2]

Table of Contents

The Mystery of the Coal Scuttle

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8

The Mystery of Mister Figg

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10

The Treason of Forumshire

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Specials (semi-canon)

Nora's Birthday Surprise


Fan fiction (definitely not canon) (by Amarië and Norc)

Fjordian Fest (all in one)

Work-a-Hobbit (all in one)



DISCLAIMER: These stories are not intended to be entirely serious.  The characters within are mostly inspired by various characters of a different sort who post on this forum.  However, they have all been altered to varying degrees.  As such, nothing said about the characters should be taken to reflect on their inspirations seriously.  Thank you.


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I'm kinda glad you didn't leave a pair of my knickers lying around....

Did someone tidy up first? You can see the floor!

And Scotshobbits are not greedy- we are thrifty! Its the difference between eating all the pies- greedy- and refusing to buy even a single pie because they've gone up a penny in price-thrifty.

I'm kinda glad you didn't leave a pair of my knickers lying around....- Halfwise

Not possible!- what kind of deviant Scotshobbit do you think I am?! knickers are banned in my barrel- I make all visitors take them off at the door as is proper.

well, ofcourse not, he has karen gillan on the wall, ofc, so he's okay.

Why is Halfwise a furry?

I suspect you have seen my self portrait, have you not?

WOAH!!!

I dont think Petty uses a potty, I think they go in the thistle bushes in Scotshobbitlandia. Or they just dig a hole wherever they are. My pussies do that, its very hygenic. hey maybe Petty has a litter tray in his barell?

what about poop?

Eldorion wrote:Why is Halfwise a furry?

i dunno.

You just wait, Figgy, your turn is coming right up.

And yes, Norc, you can poop in the thistles too...so long as you keep your balance.

Norc wrote:

Eldorion wrote:Why is Halfwise a furry?

i dunno.

We burrahobbits are renowned for our naturally flowing hair. It's in the Silmathingamajiggy somewhere. You know, the notes floating around Tolkiens rooms on paper napkins and stuff.

i don't think you know what a furry is..

I can't to mrs Figg, I am not interily sure what really goes on in there either.. I think some things are best left to the imagination.

Norc wrote:
I can't do mrs Figg, I am not interily sure what really goes on in there either.. I think some things are best left to the imagination.

halfwise wrote:I suspect you have seen my self portrait, have you not?

Yes, but your portrait isn't very anthropomorphic. That's generally an element of furries.

I just realized that you might not be familiar with the furry fandom, in which case it's probably best if you stay that way.

Looked it up on wikipedia. About halfway through the 'sexual aspects' section I figured I had accumulated a bit more knowledge than I expected......so carefully finished that section and quit.

I did try to warn you.

I just have to state, i did not go for furry.. it just.. i added a tale and yeah..

I wish I hadnt researched that now.

Heh, I learned about furries on CSI. Good old Grissom...

Like the freakishly long legs on Karen. Halfy had me laughing out loud and the boys... oh my!

the boys I liked drawing them ..

@ you two

I actually thought that the latest drawing of DI Eldo looked familiar, but it took me a while to place it. He reminds me a lot of this guy I know from uni.

haha omg... that happens a lot.. I draw someone and I'm like fuck... he looks like someone I know... but like the eys are from one place and yeah.. freaky. Ringo's eyes are really close looking to someone in my class for like ten years.. freaky. (he's really good looking though, but a total ass ofc)

gonna bump this back here because I am gonna try to do the girls/women folk now so just to have the "series" in one place (egostical perhaps... )

Norc wrote:I tried to draw the trio in like a more realistic cartoony style. Agent Nora was tricky.. she ended up being either too masculine (never had that problem before, usually the other way around ) or looking like someone els.. either way, I'll to wait with her. I think I got stuck somewhere in the testosterone anyways here

RINGO:


ELDO:

okei.. are we ready for the women?

Mrs Figg


Ambassador Amarië


Agent Nora

diggin the pouty lips

well, it's loosily based on avatars