Pettytyrant sightings

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It was a good pub crawl.    (I thought Id hallucinated that bit with PJ- well thats a boot Ill never get back again   )

(And you are all a bunch of despicable rogues! But thank you for preserving the spirit of Forumshire in your irrelevance! As it should be  )

u were spotted four places?! just four?! disappointing...

Hey just because I was only spotted in four places doesn't mean I only went to four.
Actually Im surprised I wasnt spotted more, I had quite a lot of luggage, as the Queens Official Keeper of the Royal Rasberry Buckie I couldn't just go away and be derelict in my duty, so I took the contents of Queens Tin's Cellars with me, for safe keeping.    

.... there are 6.

oh..

And on all continents except Africa.

Hope you didn't get too cold Petty.

Too hot in Africa- ginger, pale skin, kilt- African sun- bad mix, I need so much buckie in hot countries that I drink the place dry in a day or two   

Antartica is much preferable.   

nope. arctic.

Well, I would agree wouldn't I.   

But I sent Petty of to Antartica, it being a continent. And it having penguins, not polar bears he would be a little safer.

Bluebottle wrote:I heard some whispers of Antartica. That's quite close to New Zealand isn't it?
 

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Hey just because I was only spotted in four places doesn't mean I only went to four.
Actually Im surprised I wasnt spotted more, I had quite a lot of luggage, as the Queens Official Keeper of the Royal Rasberry Buckie I couldn't just go away and be derelict in my duty, so I took the contents of Queens Tin's Cellars with me, for safe keeping.    

  YOU BETTER BRING IT BACK TO VALINOR ASAP!!!!! AND IF THERE ISN'T ANYTHING LEFT, YOU WILL BE HUNG FROM A TREE IN A BARREL WHILE HUAN AND BEREN HIT YOU LIKE A PINATA!

{{{{{{{{{{{ I knew he'd be in the cellars...where ever that ended up being   }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

I'd hate to sound irreverent (or disrespectable), but I think Petty might have been slightly more fun missing than found...   

I think he watched "Worlds End" & tried to emulate it. Isnt there a pub in Edinburgh called that   Old codger's been hiding there all alone, drinking,belching,farting,..... resting then.....drinking,belching,farting.......... 

Just follow my advice, Petty.   

Only buy stuff that's about to expire, then you have to keep restocking. And you can't let the stuiff that's about to expire go to waste, can you?   

Think it might be time to resurrect this thread.

I just checked and it's been a week since Petty posted. Keeping my fingers crossed that he's doing okay. Maybe he's having Internet connection troubles again; I know that has plagued him in the past.

A week!   I wonder what I was doing?   

 

Where have you been? How are you doing?

Oh, the parrot? It's very temporary, I assure you.  

Does that mean its my last chance to see?

Yay! Petty's back!

My fronts here too.   

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Does that mean its my last chance to see?

Something like that. Something like that.  

Pettytyrant101 wrote:My fronts here too.