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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by azriel Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:47 pm
Figgs !! 
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Lancebloke Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:02 pm
Ok... so confirmed/rumoured sightings so far:
South Wales area (with Who and Pond)
Pacific North West (with Sasquatch)
New Zealand (having tea with PJ)
South Wales area (with Who and Pond)
Pacific North West (with Sasquatch)
New Zealand (having tea with PJ)
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by azriel Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:57 pm
The sneaky devil's got a bloody Tardis !
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by David H Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:05 pm
I hope he's not stuck in NZ too long.... 
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by azriel Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:10 pm
Oh man ! I love that one Dave ! his face ! 
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Amarië Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:15 pm
David H wrote:I hope he's not stuck in NZ too long....
Run, Petty! RUN!!!
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Eldorion Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:18 pm
He must have been caught by PJ's security hobbits when trying to sneak in! 
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Orwell Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:31 pm
Mrs Figg wrote:there was once a Scotshobbit called Petty
who had a kilt called Betty
It was crusty and stained
As his Buckie was drained
through the various holes
made by the teeth of voles
down holes
Petty lived down a hole
not a clean or bright one
hoots mon!
but a dirty smelly one
boots on!
the floor was muddy
the walls were cruddy
the bed was fuddy
and his kitchen bloody
disgusting
he rolled in the muck
love a duck
what the f***
with an Owl
It's like you have a palantir or something, Mrs Figg!
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Orwell Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:32 pm
Eldorion wrote:He must have been caught by PJ's security hobbits when trying to sneak in!
Mmm.... would explain a few things... mmmm....
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by halfwise Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:00 am
Mrs Figg wrote:there was once a Scotshobbit called Petty
who had a kilt called Betty
It was crusty and stained
As his Buckie was drained
through the various holes
made by the teeth of voles
down holes
Petty lived down a hole
not a clean or bright one
hoots mon!
but a dirty smelly one
boots on!
the floor was muddy
the walls were cruddy
the bed was fuddy
and his kitchen bloody
disgusting
he rolled in the muck
love a duck
what the f***
with an Owl
Orwell - put it to music!
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Tinuviel Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:06 am
halfwise wrote:Mrs Figg wrote:there was once a Scotshobbit called Petty
who had a kilt called Betty
It was crusty and stained
As his Buckie was drained
through the various holes
made by the teeth of voles
down holes
Petty lived down a hole
not a clean or bright one
hoots mon!
but a dirty smelly one
boots on!
the floor was muddy
the walls were cruddy
the bed was fuddy
and his kitchen bloody
disgusting
he rolled in the muck
love a duck
what the f***
with an Owl
Orwell - put it to music!
Yes yes!!!!
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Orwell Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:56 am
Oh all right then... 
Wait a sec tho....
Wait a sec tho....
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Orwell Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:12 am
The things I do to please people...
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by azriel Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:58 am
That was a lovely Ode to Petty, We should have a Musical Hall of Fame with your songs Orwell ? The Norc song is STILL in my head....(even AFTER treatment & medication !) _________________
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Norc Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:11 am
NAWK NAWK NAWK..... NAWK NAWK NAWK.... with eyes in her head...
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by azriel Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:15 am
Thankyou Norc ! 
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by azriel Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:15 am
I love the Norc Song tho !
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Mrs Figg Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:42 am
Orwell wrote:The things I do to please people...
loved it! 
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Mrs Figg Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:58 am
There was once a place called the Shire
it had all you could desire
whether it was singin or lore
poems or more
esoteric stuff
it was never a bore
then came the dark day
its always the way
people went missing
and the rain it was pissing
Winter was chilling
all that is found will be lost
like renegade post
or toast
falling butter side down.
it had all you could desire
whether it was singin or lore
poems or more
esoteric stuff
it was never a bore
then came the dark day
its always the way
people went missing
and the rain it was pissing
Winter was chilling
all that is found will be lost
like renegade post
or toast
falling butter side down.
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Bluebottle Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:30 pm
I like how you seem to write these songs spontaniously, Orwell. Avoiding overthinking things is often half the struggle.
And good work on the map, Lance.
I heard some whispers of Antartica. That's quite close to New Zealand isn't it?
And good work on the map, Lance.
I heard some whispers of Antartica. That's quite close to New Zealand isn't it?
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Tinuviel Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:25 pm
Fantastic Orwell!!!!!!!!!And Blue, he must be down there dancing drunkedly with Happy Feet
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Lancebloke Wed Jan 29, 2014 2:59 pm
Tin - there was an early confirmed sighting of him in your cellar.... but I don't know where your castle is located to be able to put in on the map....
Edit - Just received this from an anonymous source:
Edit - Just received this from an anonymous source:
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Tinuviel Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:38 pm
It's in Valinor, so I guess just put him it on Hawaii! And OF COURSE he's in my Buckie cellar, the few times he wasn't here that's where he was, and now he won't leave! I swear if he steals it though...
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by David H Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:53 pm
I got to hear the Figg/Orwell collaboration last night. Glorious! It really moved me. I honestly don't have the words...... 
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Re: Pettytyrant sightings
by Norc Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:23 pm
i love ur avatar david.. i can't get over it it's so fabulous!!!
it's so fabulous!!!
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