Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [2] [SPOILERS]

by bungobaggins Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:36 pm

Way off topic, but complete gold from the facebook tread.

Kimberly Vang wrote:I won't miss it for anything.
Maayan Ben Siton wrote:WOW.. just gotta write that you're really pretty... and have great taste in movies
are all the girls like that in japan? or are you one of a kind?

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by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:00 pm

oh god.. jeesus..

well anyways! that trailer looks a gazillion times better!! even though gandalf is in center and not bilbo Rolling Eyes

AND THERE IS A FUCKING SMOKE SMAUG!! cheers

by Mrs Figg Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:11 pm

that photoshopping is like David Bowies teeth all over again.

by bungobaggins Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:15 pm

My main problem with it is...it's all stuff we've seen before. The only things that I think are new are: Gandalf holding a pipe (but I swear we've seen that picture before), the smoke dragon, and maybe Thorin.

Okay, modern marketing is going to shop it. Fine. Whatever. At least give us some new images.

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:21 pm

wait... has anyone noticed the number of limbs on smoke-smaug? yupp, six Very Happy

(also i love that he's lightening gandalf's pipe Very Happy

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by Eldorion Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:24 pm

Haha, good catch, Norc! Very Happy

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:36 pm

so he said, but the girl disagrees.. she could've done better.

by Eldorion Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:51 pm

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:57 pm

nothing... Rolling Eyes

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:19 pm

by Eldorion Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:24 pm

Nice pinecone in the back there. Nod

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:26 pm

it's to emphasize that dwarfs are small, just as the mug and pipe.

by Eldorion Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:27 pm

I figured that the mug and the pipe were from Beorn's house and thus would be big by anyone's standard.

And I used to have a pinecone that big. Well technically my brother found it, but we displayed it in the living room. It might still be downstairs somewhere. Shrugging

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:28 pm

yeah, keep talking about your pinecones Laughing

how big were they?

by Mrs Figg Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:36 pm

pinenuts are quite tasty, if a little gritty.

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:43 pm

Mrs Figg wrote: pinenuts are quite tasty, if a little gritty.

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by Pettytyrant101 Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:57 pm

Don't blame me for the crabbit this may cause when watching- the live fan event- just under 1 hour to go till it starts-

by Eldorion Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:58 pm

Norc wrote:yeah, keep talking about your pinecones how big were they?

I don't know what testicles (or penises) you've been looking at lately but healthy ones don't look anything like pinecones. Suspect

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:02 pm

*sigh* it's a figure of speech... a metaphor.. jesus... this young american fragile sense of humour that just collapses when logic disappears ..

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:35 pm

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Don't blame me for the crabbit this may cause when watching- the live fan event- just under 1 hour to go till it starts-

is it 19 minutes until it starts?

by malickfan Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:38 pm

Woo Hoo! Can't wait!

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:39 pm

Yeah thats the countdown till it starts and it will stream on there- as usual I expect any actual clips will not be shown and we will just get PR led Q&A stuff

by Norc Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:40 pm

is it worth staying up for.. no.

too bad NO ONE is in the same time zone as new zealand. lol..

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:42 pm

Well the last one wasnt worth much so.....

by Eldorion Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:43 pm

Apparently they will put together a highlight reel and post that later. Wink