Re: Manly Thread - Boys Only

[Mrs Figg]

beans meanz fartz

[Orwell]

My gawd! There's me off writing poetic thoughtful prose about love and mystery and gender issues - with a dash of high adventure thrown in - and then I come back to all this! The sooner we get back to Page 3 girls, the better!

{{{Really all this stuff about girl's being equal - or superior? - blah -blah-blah is soooooooo dull, what, and clearly has no place here. But keep up the good fight Petty! Hurrah for boys! }}}


{{Not to self: Better Petty than me. }}}

[Pettytyrant101]

{{{{Its ok Orwell they've drifted off to discuss bodily functions- typical female minds flitting hither and thither like butterflies, jolly pretty things mind you, the butterflies I mean}}}}}

[CC12 35]

come on now sugar

[azriel]

I havnt drifted anywhere......

[Norc]

good sidekick.

[chris63]

[Norc]

and that's where the fanfiction came from.

[Norc]

[Amarië]

Food for thought.

[Lancebloke]

Back on topic.

[Mrs Figg]

why has that 15 year old boy got boobs?

[Lancebloke]

Question on every 15 year old boys mind is 'why dont I have boobs'.

[Mrs Figg]

what is it with men and boobs? its baffling.

[David H]

...and yet you seem to understand it at some level judging by your choice of necklines.

[Eldorion]

what is it with men and boobs? its baffling.

It's biology!

Theories range from the belief that breasts serve as signaling devices announcing fertility and fat deposits sufficient to withstand the rigors of pregnancy and breastfeeding to "genital echo theory": females developed pendulous breasts around the time hominids began walking upright in order to provoke the excitation males formerly felt when gazing at the fatty deposits on the buttocks.

Theorists supporting genital echo theory have noted that swellings like those of chimpanzees and bonobos would interfere with locomotion in a bi-pedal primate, so when our distant ancestors began walking upright, they reason that some of the female's fertility signaling moved from the rear office, as it were, to the front showroom. In a bit of historical ping-pong, the dictates of fashion have moved the swelling back and forth over the centuries with high heels, Victorian bustles, and other derrière enhancements.

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/sex-dawn/201004/why-do-breasts-mesmerize

[Pettytyrant101]

Yeah its a tragic ailment we males must simply suffer through- it can make a man chase after very unsuitable females simply due to being mesmorised by them- we used to call it being 'tit-struck'.

[Lancebloke]

It is odd... I don't know why they are such objects of affection. I can find no rational explanation yet I can't seem to help but admire most examples!

[Mrs Figg]

...and yet you seem to understand it at some level judging by your choice of necklines.

eh? my necklines are medieval and high. theres no boobage to be seen.

[Mrs Figg]

Yeah its a tragic ailment we males must simply suffer through- it can make a man chase after very unsuitable females simply due to being mesmorised by them- we used to call it being 'tit-struck'.

or in your case being a right tit.

[David H]

eh? my necklines are medieval and high. theres no boobage to be seen.

My apologies. No impropriety implied. But surely you're aware that any V tends to draw the eye like an arrow towards a point or points of interest?

[Mrs Figg]

the fur tippet is being de-flead as we speak.

[CC12 35]

*makes joke about incest gets told off by moderators*

[Lancebloke]

What was the joke?

[Pettytyrant101]

or in your case being a right tit.- Mrs Figg