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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [SPOILERS]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu May 16, 2013 10:10 pm
By the barrel lass... by the barrel... 
noo wheesht yersel!
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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [SPOILERS]
by halfwise Thu May 16, 2013 10:20 pm
Last two pages:
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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [SPOILERS]
by Ally Thu May 16, 2013 10:28 pm
Petty always loses these debates.
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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [SPOILERS]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu May 16, 2013 10:31 pm
A' huvnae even startid oan yi yet lass! The wirds will flow wi the buckie whin the moment is at its maist precise. Aye, then yill see hen, aye, yill see, an hear and then maybaes, maybaes, yi might finally e'en ken inaw.
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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [SPOILERS]
by Ally Thu May 16, 2013 10:32 pm
Especially when he's drunk.
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by Norc Thu May 16, 2013 10:32 pm
- abandon thread. Aggressive, intoxicated and bewildred scotshobbit in area -
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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [SPOILERS]
by Pettytyrant101 Thu May 16, 2013 10:33 pm
Whir lass?! 
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by Ally Thu May 16, 2013 10:33 pm
Isn't he like that, like nearly all the time?
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by CC12 35 Thu May 16, 2013 10:35 pm
you know Tolkien actually stole the idea of lord of the rings from Jane Austen
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Richt! That wis it lass! Yi huve hud yir coupons! Yir giros up the swanny! Yir kiester is well and truly gittin a bootin'! richt efter these commercial breaks aw me snoring......
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Re: The Desolation of Smaug pre-release thread [SPOILERS]
by CC12 35 Thu May 16, 2013 10:41 pm
yeah lol and he actually said that Frodo and Sam were gay in his diary lol
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by Norc Thu May 16, 2013 10:47 pm
they are right... i mean, he named his kid after him.
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by CC12 35 Thu May 16, 2013 10:53 pm
yeah I remember Tolkien saying that he wanted taylor swift to do the soundtrack
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by the truth Fri May 17, 2013 2:37 am
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Taylor Swift
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by CC12 35 Fri May 17, 2013 2:40 am
if i had Modetator status u Would b so banned rite now
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by the truth Fri May 17, 2013 2:54 am
why is that CC
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by CC12 35 Fri May 17, 2013 2:58 am
m8 i was jokkkkking
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by Mrs Figg Fri May 17, 2013 1:18 pm
stop being horrible to The Truth CC. 
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by the truth Fri May 17, 2013 1:22 pm
Figgs has CC been stabbed with a Morgul Blade or what ? 
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by halfwise Fri May 17, 2013 1:26 pm
That's just her way. You get used to it. Roll with it and have fun.
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by the truth Fri May 17, 2013 1:29 pm
I wasn' offended by her , more puzzled than anything .
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by Ally Fri May 17, 2013 1:35 pm
It's puzzling.
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by Mrs Figg Fri May 17, 2013 1:46 pm
we must be welcoming to refugees from Bree, cos its getting weird over there.
srsly odd. Its like Azogs Penthouse suite in Weathertop you never know whats going to jump out and bite ur bum.
srsly odd. Its like Azogs Penthouse suite in Weathertop you never know whats going to jump out and bite ur bum.
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by Ally Fri May 17, 2013 1:53 pm
That must be annoying.
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by Mrs Figg Fri May 17, 2013 1:56 pm
Tis quite. 
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