Re: Countdown to Release [2] SPOILER THREAD

by azriel Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:00 pm

At the nursing home, Abe and Edna had struck up a romantic relationship. Since both of them were in their eighties, their physical contact was rather limited. However, every evening as they sat together on the sofa, Edna would unzip Abe's fly, pull out his penis and hold it in her hand for twenty minutes. This satisfied the two of them adequately.

One day, Abe told Edna it was all off. He told her he was leaving her for Mabel - one of the other old dears at the nursing home. Naturally, Edna was a little miffed.

"Heavens! What's she got that I haven't got?'' she asks.

''Parkinson's,'' said Abe.

by Norc Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:04 pm

by CC12 35 Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:18 pm

literally the unfunniest

by Norc Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:21 pm

has anyone but me noticed Martin Freeman always ends up playing the slightly annoyed guy being dragged on to adventures?

i mean.. "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" ... "the Hobbit".... .. "Sherlock"...

by CC12 35 Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:24 pm

can some1 explain mastagreat 2 me

by Norc Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:32 pm

by halfwise Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:43 pm

Norc wrote:has anyone but me noticed Martin Freeman always ends up playing the slightly annoyed guy being dragged on to adventures?

i mean.. "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" ... "the Hobbit".... .. "Sherlock"...

He's probably slightly annoyed at being typecast.

by Norc Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:50 pm

just slightly..

by CC12 35 Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:51 pm

coooookie party

by chris63 Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:36 am

Parkinsons. Smile

by Norc Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:27 am

Norc wrote:

by CC12 35 Wed Mar 20, 2013 1:48 pm

by Norc Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:14 pm

wait, wtf, i didn't post that twice here?! i meant to post it in the thread of interviews.. sod it..

by chris63 Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:07 pm

An unpleasant fact about the Hobbit

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/film/8443445/An-unpleasant-fact-about-the-Hobbit

by Pettytyrant101 Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:30 pm

Damn thought it was just going to be the fact its largely crap!

by RA Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:39 pm

by azriel Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:01 pm

right on !

by chris63 Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:30 am

An Unexpected Journey Extended Edition release date?
JUNE 19, 2013 at 9:27 AM BY GREENDRAGON -
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Last week we posted about the rating which has been given to The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Extended Edition. (You can read that story here.) As many of our messageboard users have noticed, websites such as Blu-ray.comare now giving November 12th of this year as the release date for this extended cut of the movie. According to Blu-ray.com, the Blu-ray 3D set will consist of seven discs – four Blu-ray and three DVD. However, the run time is listed as 169 minutes – which was the run time for the theatrical cut. Clearly, not all the information is out there yet! As soon as we have any official details to share, we’ll pass them along!

by Eldorion Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:35 am

Seven discs?! Shocked

I can't wait to see what all the bonus features they plan to include are. Very Happy

by chris63 Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:38 am

Doesn't usually show the picture when you copy and paste. i like it Smile

by Eldorion Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:41 am

Yeah, the new post text box carries over a ton of formatting information. Same as if you paste something into a word processor. Smile

by Eldorion Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:05 pm

Desolation of Smaug premiere possibly to be located in Moscow.

http://www.theonering.net/torwp/2013/06/24/74396-is-the-desolation-of-smaug-premiere-bound-for-moscow/

Russia is one of the biggest emerging movie markets of the past few years so I could maybe see this, but it would still be an unusual choice at this point in time.