Lord of the Rings Humour: Parodies, Satires and More

You cant be Lore master wihtout a Tower. Everyone knows that- therefore it follows whoever is top Lore Master must have a Tower. QED Eldo.

cant we have Two Towers?

The Two Towers... of Lore

I can't see why not

Remember to ask the Tolkien Estate for permission first!

sigh... Boromir...sigh

Why is Viggo wearing eyeliner in that pic?

I dunno, my sister found the pic and sent it to me across the room. This is seriously putting me off :S

O.M.G Viggo has gone all New Romantic, love it.

Aragorn: The Emo Years

someone should call PJ, so he could make a movie

A Hobbit hole, 77 miniature pics. Amazing.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=248738518473037&set=a.248738501806372.80322.208726129140943&type=1&theater

The ring verse in 54 languages.

http://tolkien-inspiration.blogspot.com.au/2012/07/ring-verse-in-50-languages.html

those miniature pictures are too cute!! <3

these are the only ones I am in any position of actually understand i don't like the german one, but that is maybe because I don't like german that much and I dunno why the swedish one says Sauron lives in a mine or something. anyways. whoop whoop , I do have a life. occasionally.


Drei Ringe den Elbenkönigen hoch im Licht,
Sieben den Zwergenherrschern in ihren Hallen aus Stein,
Den Sterblichen, ewig dem Tode verfallen, neun
Einer dem Dunklen Herrn auf dunklem Thron
Im Lande Mordor, wo die Schatten drohn.
Ein Ring, sie zu knechten, sie alle zu finden,
Ins Dunkel zu treiben und ewig zu binden
Im Lande Mordor, wo die Schatten drohn.
(but there is like three different versions of this, correct? and I think I've seen a better one lol, my opinion)

Tre ringar för älvkonungarnas makt högt i det blå,
sju för dvärgarnas furstar i salarna av sten,
nio för de dödliga, som köttets väg skall gå,
en för Mörkrets herre i ondskans dunkla sken
i Mordorlandets hisnande gruva.
En ring att sämja dem,
en ring att främja dem,
en ring att djupt i mörkrets
vida riken tämja dem -
i Mordors land, där skuggorna ruva.

I posted a comment similar to that once. Did I get 6 likes I hear you ask? No. The 'friend' defriended me!

Clearly not a friend worth keeping anyway.

a person that does not understand nerdy tolkien talk is never worth keeping (or you can try to convert them)

Thought i was on a Hobbit site (the shire) and got this.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/tens-shire-fake-tanning-friends-are-blow-ins-say-angry-locals/story-e6frfmyi-1226428516182

Confirmed: PJ to add spray-tans to The Hobbit.