INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
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INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by The Archet Bugle Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:32 am
LIFE IS A TRINITY
wine women and song
food sex and shelter
if i was a woman
then a woman
would be a man
the three needs
wine men and song
food sex and shelter
shelter
roof
clothing
comfort
sex
sense
sound as thing
susceptibility
wine
food
that which sustains
breath
life is a
trinity
PLOD
wine women and song
food sex and shelter
if i was a woman
then a woman
would be a man
the three needs
wine men and song
food sex and shelter
shelter
roof
clothing
comfort
sex
sense
sound as thing
susceptibility
wine
food
that which sustains
breath
life is a
trinity
PLOD
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by The Archet Bugle Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:10 pm
BREATHE
give over
holy trinity
for i despise
complexity...
elijah
swayed
against a
storm
but
recognized
a
breath
so forget
all
holy
testaments
and
breathe
PLOD
give over
holy trinity
for i despise
complexity...
elijah
swayed
against a
storm
but
recognized
a
breath
so forget
all
holy
testaments
and
breathe
PLOD
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Ally Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:50 pm
Life is a blessing
with lots of things and more
I have a lovely dwelling
and a poet I adore! (Even if these poems do not represent his best work)
with lots of things and more
I have a lovely dwelling
and a poet I adore! (Even if these poems do not represent his best work)
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by The Archet Bugle Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:07 pm
INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
in barely a moment
short spanned
revision
in the mood
around the
time
instantly
in publication
reason
or unreasoned
(sometimes
just
simplest of the
rhyme?)
welcome
all comers
isn't it
always
poem time?
PLOD
in barely a moment
short spanned
revision
in the mood
around the
time
instantly
in publication
reason
or unreasoned
(sometimes
just
simplest of the
rhyme?)
welcome
all comers
isn't it
always
poem time?
PLOD
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by The Archet Bugle Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:54 pm
LAW OR DISORDER
defy god and gods
destroy all life's art
never lower yourself
to turn your cheek
don't jaywalk friend
never accelerate
refuse to go and
woo a younger age
the choice remains
destruction
or stagnation
PLOD
defy god and gods
destroy all life's art
never lower yourself
to turn your cheek
don't jaywalk friend
never accelerate
refuse to go and
woo a younger age
the choice remains
destruction
or stagnation
PLOD
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thats a bit 
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by The Archet Bugle Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:59 pm
SEWING COTTON
Sam Gamgee
is small and rotten
he's out sewing
Rosie's Cotton
if her Dad
sees him at it
his response
will be emphatic
Plod
Sam Gamgee
is small and rotten
he's out sewing
Rosie's Cotton
if her Dad
sees him at it
his response
will be emphatic
Plod
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Mrs Figg Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:02 am
thats more 
but Sam isnt rotten? But he was only at her cotton after marriage, he's a respectable hobbit.
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by The Archet Bugle Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:08 am
SAM AND ROSIE
In the darkness
under stars
Sam found Rosie
quite ajar
this before
they left high school
Sam went loosely
just like Rosie as a rule.
Plod
In the darkness
under stars
Sam found Rosie
quite ajar
this before
they left high school
Sam went loosely
just like Rosie as a rule.
Plod
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Mrs Figg Sat Apr 14, 2012 12:18 am
Sam and Rosie
together at last
long shadows
Summers past
Waiting by the gate
no news yet
wizards never late
dont you fret
off into the blue
promises to keep
lovers true
together at last
long shadows
Summers past
Waiting by the gate
no news yet
wizards never late
dont you fret
off into the blue
promises to keep
lovers true
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Orwell Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:11 am
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by The Archet Bugle Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:15 am
CARBON
Suddenly it occurs to me
I am a
crazy diamond
But there is no risk of vanity here
for
immediately
I think of all the others
of my acquaintance.
The petty thieves
family
The singers
motorcar mechanics
monsters
meddlers
monks
monochromes
mimics
melodramatists.
Am I any different to any other
dot
In the human
photo
Just because I don’t suicide quickly
Or slowly
by drink or
drug or
drowsiness?
when I die
I’ll break down
Carbon
The stuff of diamonds.
Plod
Suddenly it occurs to me
I am a
crazy diamond
But there is no risk of vanity here
for
immediately
I think of all the others
of my acquaintance.
The petty thieves
family
The singers
motorcar mechanics
monsters
meddlers
monks
monochromes
mimics
melodramatists.
Am I any different to any other
dot
In the human
photo
Just because I don’t suicide quickly
Or slowly
by drink or
drug or
drowsiness?
when I die
I’ll break down
Carbon
The stuff of diamonds.
Plod
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by The Archet Bugle Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:29 am
IDEOLOGICAL
i am not a communist
tho i think we should get on
at least at parties
i am not a fascist
but it would be nice if everyone
did as i said
i am not a religionist
tho shouldn't we all
worship life
like i do
i am not a humanist
as that says nothing about
an
individual
Plod
i am not a communist
tho i think we should get on
at least at parties
i am not a fascist
but it would be nice if everyone
did as i said
i am not a religionist
tho shouldn't we all
worship life
like i do
i am not a humanist
as that says nothing about
an
individual
Plod
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by The Archet Bugle Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:25 am
FOR ME ALONE
for me alone
poems
codified or questing thoughts
strange
or at least
slightly strange
the best ones
reveal
what can't be
codified
PLOD
for me alone
poems
codified or questing thoughts
strange
or at least
slightly strange
the best ones
reveal
what can't be
codified
PLOD
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Ally Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:41 pm
The
Jaws of Forumshire
Of Rushock Bog
in fact as in dream
so perfectly to be
that poised beyond the tree
they seem to be and not to seem
Traditional
Jaws of Forumshire
Of Rushock Bog
in fact as in dream
so perfectly to be
that poised beyond the tree
they seem to be and not to seem
Traditional
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nice Ally!
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Orwell Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:22 pm
Ally wrote: The
Jaws of Forumshire
Of Rushock Bog
in fact as in dream
so perfectly to be
that poised beyond the tree
they seem to be and not to seem
Traditional
That's more like it, Ally!
I aint ' eard that Traditional Forumshire poem for soo long now I'd clean forgot it... 
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Ally Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:18 pm
I'll take all the smog in Dark Planet
And every bit of dust on Ady's keyboard
And the dirt in the caves of the Forumshire mines
It's all much cleaner than the Needlehole kind
It's hard times in the country, livin' down in Needlehole Town
And every bit of dust on Ady's keyboard
And the dirt in the caves of the Forumshire mines
It's all much cleaner than the Needlehole kind
It's hard times in the country, livin' down in Needlehole Town
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Amarië Mon Dec 17, 2012 11:26 pm
Where is Odo when you need him? There there, Ally. Don't worry, the world ends on the 21th anyway.
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One does not simply woke into Mordor.
-Mrs Figg
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."
-Marcus Aurelius
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Ally Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:20 pm
I've been laying in Newhole Jail
For about fifty days
way down the road
judge said to me
vagabond
I've been on some
Hard Travelling
Odo
For about fifty days
way down the road
judge said to me
vagabond
I've been on some
Hard Travelling
Odo
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Wisey Banks Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:51 pm
Oh my goodness
deary me,
Hawlin' crawlin'
conbbibbity!
Someone takes frank
liberties,
Talk for me!
Is that what i see?
Hey! Ally!
You'll be bare bones
just you wait and see
amid saltbush in the
vast Mallee!
"The thoughts of Odo just now" by Hieronymus Bosch, since departed.
Wisey Banks
deary me,
Hawlin' crawlin'
conbbibbity!
Someone takes frank
liberties,
Talk for me!
Is that what i see?
Hey! Ally!
You'll be bare bones
just you wait and see
amid saltbush in the
vast Mallee!
"The thoughts of Odo just now" by Hieronymus Bosch, since departed.
Wisey Banks
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Re: INSTANT FORUMSHIRE
by Annette O Fish Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:51 pm
ho chi minih
working every day
stand in line
eating a tacho
shut my hair
in a car door
full length mirror
dog breaks nose
westboro baptist church
eating some bread
bit my dentist
should be flattered
in the car
gps ignores me
doesn't even care
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