LITTLE FORUMSHIRE in FULL COLOUR (Unwanted visitors risk interference!)

NEWSFLASH

ORWELL SPLITS FROM BORING FORUMSHIRE

Orwell Jackaboots McOdo, sage, hobbit about town and the least egotistical hobbit known is revolting!

Orwell: "I am by no means an egotistical attention seeker, nor the type to get my nose out of joint because of some stupid 3rd Forumshire Awards night - or my lack of recognition, especially losing my title as Most Popular Male - but I have been thinking for a long time - ever so long, in fact! - that a hobbit of my dash and charm needs a better Quality of Forum to visit - and indeed RULE. But as I have not the Expertise to start my own, I've opted to start a Forum within a Forum."

Lesbo Proudfoot: "Oooh please tell me more. As if you're involved it's bound to be a fascinating Forum."

Orwell: "I'm not arrogant or vain as you know, but I assure you my new sub-forum - Little Forumshire! - will always be interesting, and if I ever have an Awards night, only interesting people - people I respect! - will be nominated - not the boring, dull amateurs we're used to in Forumshire. And, for that matter, only the most dazzlingly interesting hobbits will be allowed to enter the precincts of Little Forumshire. Others will come here at their peril! Let interlopers be warned!"

Lesbo: "Will I be allowed to come?"

Orwell: "Of course! And more than once, Lesbo, if I have my way!"

Lesbo: "But who else will be allowed to visit?"

Orwell: "Here is my SELECT list!"


ORWELL's LIST

LITTLE FORUMSHIRE

Anne
Biffo Banks
Janesmith
Little Loki Panic
Mirabella (Banks)
Mrs Figg (the Delectable)
Odo Banks
Porgy Bunk-Banks
Sir Rupert Dashing
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Wisey Banks

Lesbo: So you mean only the creme de la creme?"

Orwell: "Exactly!"

Lesbo: "Oooh I'm so excited."

Orwell: "I dare say it will be sexual orientation-changing for some!"


The staff of the Archet Bugle are verrrry excited! Who wouldn't be?

Lesbo Proudfoot
Editor in Chief
The Archet Bugle

I knew - Orwell would - take this like a full blown masculine hobbit.

We all know he's the Best and I am sorry I did nothing to protect his impeccable reputation...



This post has been ever so slightly edited by the Little Forumshire Chief Moderator for the benefit of Visitors.

Well, I'll accept your pitiable apologies this once. And, yes, you may come here. But pleeeease try not to be toooo boring, Eldo.

It won't be easy to make you interesting, Eldo, but we'll do our best.

Of course, it'll best not to aspire too high, as being dazzlingly interesting is no easy task.

I read that as "full-blown masochistic Hobbit" at first and it made more sense.

Are you really sure you want to get into an edit war with me, of all people?

Slong uz ee doen lowwa tha stunndids too mooch, eye gess itall bee ookee!

If you had any etiquete {{(or eye for fun!}}} you must NOT stick your pesky beak into Little Forumshire and allow me to Rule it as I please!

And if you must come here, Eldo, accept My Rules! That's manners! No cross-editing that is -- just one-way editing, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do!

I can also edit avatars, user titles, and signatures. Just something to think about.

If you ruin my own Great Enterprise I will go and start my own Forum, and Forumshire be damned!

Because I'm such a nice guy (unlike some people in this thread whom I could name) I won't do that, then.

{{{For now.}}}

As you know, I am always happiest when I get my way.

It's like I've been waiting all my life to visit Little Forumshire. Ooh how colourful everything is.

Dazzlingly interesting? Mmm.... I guess so long as it is dazzlingly respectable, I might visit here.

I must admit that Forumshire almost killed me with it's dull boringness. I intend to police (shiriff) this place most closely... If I detect any sort of dullness, I plan to stamp it out!

Loodle Farkinsheer! Ooray!

3rd Forumshire Awards
oh foo-de-diddle!
as if any hobbit
wants to expire
in opaque boringness
fee dee diddle!
fee dee dod!

The Poet Keats (imagined)
Wisey Banks

Is that my Missus calling?

Holy Eru its sooo garand in here!



Oh pleeease let me stay... Pretty pretty pleeeease... Now, where's the most delicious buckie ever made that I've heard tell of?



Slightly edited or younger visitors.

That members list should make Figgy happy, I think.

Holy Eru its sooo garand in here!



Oh pleeease let me stay... Pretty pretty pleeeease... Now, where's the most delicious buckie ever made that I've heard tell of? - me (allegedly)


{{{{{{{{{{{ I think there may be some abuse of powers going on here- or I'm even more drunk than I thought, which is possible}}}}}}}}}}}}}

{{{No, no and no - you're worrying over nought! See next post for your lovely distracting reward... err... for you for being such a trusting Scotshobbit who loves buckie sooooooo much..... look into my eyes... soooooooo muuuuuuuchhhhhh! soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooooooooooooch.... }}}

{{{If there is something going on, dear Petty, I'm sure my enemy, the slimey Forumshire Admin has something to do with it. He's getting to be as bad as that other Admin of yore - you know, that Admin of Darkness - you know, that horrid Amarie's pal! You know, that Amarie from Dark Planet... }}}

Oh Lawdy! The buckie is the best you can get... I don't want to say too much, but it's every bit as good as Queen Tin's Imperial Delight... You know, the very stuff as was stolen.. err.. or I heard was stolen... by persons unknown.... Coincidentally round the time the Banks wagon train was leaving Forumshire and emigrating to Little Forumshire.... queer business, what... You're welcome to as much as you like --- so long as you don't use your evil Forumshire Mod Powers here... terrible thing that would be...

NEWSFLASH

ORWELL VOTED IN AS FIRST PRESIDENT OF LITTLE FORUMSHIRE

The joyous realm of Little Forumshire is in Full Celebration mode with the results of it's First Ever Democratic Election now in.

PRESIDENT = Orwell

LORD OF MINES AND THE SEWERAGE SYSTEM (PLANNED) = Biffo Banks

MASTER OF TREASURY AND FINANCE = Odo Banks.

STENOGRAPHER = Anne.

CEO OF DEPARTMEMNT OF VARIOUS PLEASURES = Mrs Figg.

POLICING AND JABBING HOBBITS WITH POINTY STICKS = Mirabella.

MARRIAGE CELEBRANT = Janesmith (And Matron of Our New Ladies of the Ankle Length Frock).

CHANNEL LAUREATE = Wisey Banks.

LORD OF AS MUCH BUCKIE AS IT TAKES TO DO NOTHING BUT DRINK, SO LONG AS HE DOESN'T INTERFERE, THOUGH NOT A CITIZEN = Petty Tyrant.

LADY OF MARRIED PROPRIETIES = Porgy-Bunk Banks

LORD OF CHIVALRY AND KILLING = Sir Rupert Dashing

TOLERATED BUSYBODY SO LONG AS HE BUTTS OUT OF EVERYTHING, THOUGH NOT A CITIZEN = Eldo.

ANNOYING LADY WITH DARK HISTORY, THOUGH NOT A CITIZEN = Amarie.


Old fashioned values wil now be at the forethought of public life! Hooray!

Lesbo Proudfoot
Editor in Chief
The Archet Bugle

i would like to vote but I am not a Citizen of Little Forumshire, me being far too esoteric - and I don't drink Cranberry/Sprite becaue like everyone sensible hobbit I know no such thing exists - and I must stop being silly if I ever want to be respected in Little Forumshire.


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Orwell wrote:

Amarië wrote:That members list should make Figgy happy, I think.

Oh dear me, Amarie --- you must not have been wearing your glasses... Go back and have another look, dear.

Ah, thank you. No wonder I missed it, was wearing my small print glasses. Headlines and large fonts just get blurry in those. I had been writing contracts and such, you know how it is.

I still think she'd be happy to see the Bankses alive and kicking again.

ANNOYING LADY WITH DARK HISTORY, THOUGH NOT A CITIZEN = Amarie.

I see you've read my business card! Where's my embassy?

The President and Citizens of Little Forumshire reject and do not recognise Dark Planet, nor it's Diplomats! "Where's my embassy?" The sheer arrogance!

{{{{{{{This buckie tastes supsicously like Queens Tins rasberry buckie from her cellars! }}}}}

{{{Here, have a little more, and forget your ridiculous doubts... driiiiinnnnnk.... Is good... is verrrrrrryyyyy goooooood....}}}

ps as huffs go setting up your own forum is not bad Orwell- some hobbits, of course, will be having a Hissy Fit Award. Of course, the kind of hobbits who are jealous, and have not tasted Imperial Little Forumshire Buckie Delight... is gooooooood verrrrrrry goooood....



Some editing for practical purposes.