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Lady Gaga vomits on stage

Tuesday 9 October 2012
The Bad Romance singer tries to out-sick Justin Bieber with some spectacular on-stage puking during a show in Barcelona

It seems anything Bieber can puke, Gaga can puke better. The Bad Romance singer became the latest pop superstar to vomit on stage during a live performance in Barcelona at the weekend. The landmark incident was, of course, captured on video – causing much rejoicing in all who like watching famous people throw up.

The clip shows Gaga pausing during the song The Edge of Glory and then leaning over a barrier and hoying up four times. The vocal track continued to play, proving quite possibly that Gaga is capable of singing and vomiting simultaneously. She even saw the funny side, tweeting afterwards: "Was praying nobody saw but actually it's quite a good laugh if u need one!"

It seems music is rather sick right now, with Gaga's stomach eruption coming only a week after Justin Bieber's own digestive evacuation. Bieber was performing on the first night of his tour in Arizona when he keeled over and vomited twice at the very front of the stage. The singer blamed "too much milk" for the incident.

Lady Gaga will perhaps hope that puke distracts attention from what has not been the best week for her – the star was booed after arriving late to the UK launch of her new perfume Fame and skipping parts of the red carpet.