Complaints

Sadly I can only diagnose- I don't have the power to prescribe!-(not at this distance anyway!)

time to ake my buckie soaked brain to bed - night all!

Good night- hope you've got some Irn bru to hand for the morning!

You'd think Forumshire was giving out free buckie, what with all the drunk folk stumbling around here!

Did someone say free buckie?

Not from me, there's enough buckie around here already, I'd say.

That Baingil is a contradiction in terms.

Kafria wrote:
this is who I need rescuing by please!!!!

I thought that was Matt Damon when I was scrolling through the thread really fast, but now I feel ashamed of myself.

Can I now complain all my buckie is gone!?

Sounds like a completely valid complaint to me.

Loss of buckie is one thing, but when Your Son's monitor goes on the blink and - as a Loving Dutiful Father - you lend Him Your own monitor for the best part of a week - well, then You've got something to complain about! And then You take said Son's monitor to the monitor shop and You're told (possibly with an unseen smirk) that it's fine, and that Your Son just needs to push certain buttons and all will be well (and Him supposedly a Child of this Modern Age) - well, then One -being His Father who has had no proper use of such monitor for said period of time - has even more cause for anguish! Orwell with no Forumshire is (I'd imagine) like Odo with Nothing-at-All to Complain about - a very pathetic situation, mmm!

Tragic. A truelly tragic tale- on several levels I am sure you will agree. But good to have you back Orwell, less so the Banks clan- not unless they've come back to return my scuttle.

Naturally, I am holding up bravely. Thanks old friend. As to the Bankses - it's not like I'm their keeper, but I fear your fears are not unfounded. I doubt they'll be away for long (or you'll get your scuttle back). Irrespressable bunch, I think you'd agree {{{{{and, some say, insufferable}}}}}}.

We Bankses are a resolute bunch, never mind that!

Resolute, dissolute ... something like that, I'm sure!

My complaint is i'm not 17 anymore, just a very young looking 48

You don't look a day over 47, Chris.

Everyone in Forumshire is young at heart, of course.

Orwell wrote:Loss of buckie is one thing, but when Your Son's monitor goes on the blink and - as a Loving Dutiful Father - you lend Him Your own monitor for the best part of a week - well, then You've got something to complain about! And then You take said Son's monitor to the monitor shop and You're told (possibly with an unseen smirk) that it's fine, and that Your Son just needs to push certain buttons and all will be well (and Him supposedly a Child of this Modern Age) - well, then One -being His Father who has had no proper use of such monitor for said period of time - has even more cause for anguish! Orwell with no Forumshire is (I'd imagine) like Odo with Nothing-at-All to Complain about - a very pathetic situation, mmm!

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Argh, stuff like this happens all the time to me. Like when I was trying to set up beatles rockband (the white and yellow cables are devilishly similar in colour aren't they? Ofc, I could of gotten someone else to do it, but were is the fun in that huh? Still it's annoying when you go through hours of head scratching and find the solution quite obvious!


Anywho, I hope you recover Orwell.

it still hurts... but I am a bit too sensitive a soul, or so i'm told (by Odo)...

Woah, Odo said that? Maybe you are a bit too sensitive- Odo's a clever fella.

"Odo's a clever fella."- Ally

I must have wandered into one of those parallel universe threads you hear tell of! Where everything is the opposite of how you know it! Hold on a minute, does that mean there's a sober version of me here somewhere!!!

... possible, Petty, I guess... theoretically...

I think we're wandering into the realm of nonsense here...