Complaints

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

My goodness! Have you seen what Odo (the ego maniac) has gone and done on the Wholesome Tales Thread! He might well remember that Illluvatar might take a dim view of that kind of behavior!

Eldo? May I have "Dark Presence with Gilt Edge" under my avatar, please?

Whatever floats your boat.

Not sure about that remark, Eldo, but thanks anyway!

Orwell wrote:Eldo? May I have "Dark Presence with Gilt Edge" under my avatar, please?

What exactly does that signify, dark presence with gilt edge? I sounds very mysterious, and I noticed you were much politer than dear Odo,for you said please. That is a very elvish word. At any rate I should like to learn more about you.

You may have to go to the "Whatever" thread to find out a bit more. I warn you, I was forthright!

Eldo, please can I have 'Princess Of All Things Fashionable' under my thingy please! (Princess out of respect for Tin)

Sure thing, Squach. I certainly can't deny a Forum royalist.

Nice one, Squach...

Should be "Squatch" or "Squash", but who am I of all people to give an opinion on respectable spelling?

I wish to complain that of late I've been getting this incredible urge (or a pressure insuide my head) to explain the "Bankses"; to let everyone know that their silliness is just that, and that any comments they make about other forumers are usually just jokes, usually having not much relation to the forumers themelves (as real people). I have always trusted everyone had a sense of humour. Indeed, I still do --- but doubts can sometimes seep in. Anyhow, I hope it never gets to a stage that the Bankses can't be themselves and not be the the (((((((silly)))) upstanding hobbits they are. (((((Glad I got that off my chest)))).

No worries, I don't take any of it seriously! I hope you don't take any of my crabbitness at any Bankses or their associates seriously, either. It's all in fun, of course.

Weird! I think Odo thought he was me then! Mind, in Forumshire if something strange can happen it likely will!

Orwell wrote:Weird! I think Odo thought he was me then! Mind, in Forumshire if something strange can happen it likely will!

How unrespectable of Odo!

This where all that moral crusading has taken Odo to the depths of paranoia and confusion as to who he is.

The natural end result of all those who claim to be paragons of virtue.

Very true Eldo, very true. Bear that in mind as you strive for reelection.

Vote Eldo: four more years of lawless fun!

Lawless?

My vote goes to Eldo.

I knew I could count on you.

I wish to complain about having nothing to complain about --- you're brought Old Forum here, Eldo! Five Stars for you! (Sadly there are no "star" smilies, so you'll just have to imagine them). I might even vote for you come next election.

Here's ten stars.

Thanks Orwell, I'm glad I can live up to your expectations (for now, at least).

I have a complaint... Hey, Eldorion - no smooching on this Thread. Do I have to remind you all again that I'm trying to make Forumshire family friendly... Will you never learn?