Is God evil - or just lazy?

Well you shouldn't have told me then Kafria.

Gentle Lady:
Oh how large are your tootles?
How large
how resplendant?

Orwell:
They're fair sized I'm saying
but I guess
it's all dependant.

Gentle Lady:
Are they bigger than a tyrant's?
or a lad fond
of herrings?

Orwell:
Well, I've never compared,
and frankly
who's caring?

Gentle Lady:
Do they glow in the dark
Like lights
on a tree?

Orwell:
Mt tootles, my darling,
Glow with their
own electricity.

Gentle Lady:
Oh will you show ém?
It might
broaden my life?

Orwell:
Well, not out in public
{{{{So many blabbers,
And I fear my dear wife!}}}.

Gentle Lady:
Is it true they defy science,
So potent:
Eru Anointed!

Orwell:
I'm too modest to say,
But let's say
you shan't be disappointed.

"The Conversation of a Gentle Lady and Orwell the Resplendant: and Modestly" by a Future Great Poet.

Wisey Banks

Like you can read my mind, Wisey!

Oh Hiiiiiiiii, Kafria.... {{{{ }}}}

I smell peppermint but for some reason its making me decidedly queasy.

{{{{{ }}}}}

Maaaaaaaa!

Its getting worse. I must speak to Eldo about air pollution in Forumshire, or maybe a press campaign for free air would be more effective.

Oh why is he running so,
With his tale between his legs?
Some say he's ALL talk,
And it's just all in his head;

Oh look at how he turns white
when a Lady takes him at his word,
He's not really a Casanova,
Or at least that's what we've heard;

Indeed, it's said, by his family and friends,
That he's actually scared of Ladies,
Yes, he's naughty by net, and vulgar by phone,
But when it comes to Real girls, he's a big 'fraidy!

Oh look at him dodging! Oh how white he turns,
When a Real Lady kisses him - and just on the cheek!
Oh yes, he'll be saying, "No, it's not what it seems,
I'm not scared of girlies! Oh no I'm not at all meek!"

But we know he's all talk, didn't we already say it?
He's just a shy little boy with a very big mouth,
Yes he's a dirty little boy, but it's all in his mind,
And he's so 'fraid of girls, he won't leave the house.

"The Truth about Orwell." By the Sowetto Choir.

Wisey Banks

What would the Sowetto Choir know anyway...? I'm not scared of the Ladies.... I'm just.. err... careful... {{{Maaaaaaa!}}}

I told you Orwell, you need a sporran to waggle.

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I told you Orwell, you need a sporran to waggle.

Shut up! Lorient was right --- shut up!

{{{{{{maybe that'll teach you to mess with a girls reputation....... don't start something you're not prepared to finish my lad }}}}}}}

I think the NotP probably has tomorrow mornings headline "Orwell all talk and no sporran!"

{{{{I didn't mean anything -- honest, Kafria --- I wasn't trying to pretend I was a Red Hot Lover --- I wasn't... }}}}}

Pettytyrant101 wrote:I think the NotP probably has tomorrow mornings headline "Orwell all talk and no sporran!"

Shut up, I said!

No chance this is like mana from heaven.

{{{I've always known, Orwell. You've been just trying to amuse everyone. Err... that's it.... But I know if you Wanted to be Sexy, you could be.... Really really Sexy... err... yes, that's it...}}}}

The meaning seems plain in the dictionary. Shut up, Petty!

I had a look in my dictionary Something in the letter O section caught my eye however: Orwell- a person unable to waggle their sporran to match their bravado.

{{{Oh my Gawd! }}}

I think you broke him Kafria.

Never mind them, Orwell. There's nothing wrong with being chaste in body. Hopefully this lesson will teach you to be more chaste in mind. I can only see good coming of it.

I've NEVER been chaste in mind or body! In fact, I can't remember being chaste at all -- at least never caught.... Look you guys, don't be deceived, I'm the naughtiest, raunchiest, rudest, dirtiest guy in Forumshire, and I'm not joking. Everything I've ever made up was based in on fact! I've been around, don't you worry about that... Of course, I haven't kept notes... too explosive -- yep, if you guys knew what I was capable of, your brains would explode... I'm thinking of writing several new chapters for the Kama Sutra... including some Parrot tales that wil unhinge you - that's how bad I am! Shocking stuff... it's true... it is... Why would someone as sexually rounded as me need to make anything up...? Btw Petty, sporran's aren't everything!