LOTR role-playing

It's scurrilous rumors like that making nice Hobbits across the interwebs think this is some sort of totalitarian dictatorship or something.

I, at least, would never do such a thing! Surveillance equipment! Hmmph.

{{{{{Except when necessary, of course!}}}}}

{{{{{{{{Of course! }}}}}}}}}

It can't be a scurrilous rumour a reporter on the DP told me over a buckie. I am sure as Admin you are not accusing the press of telling fibs are you? {{do be warned Pure Publications Lawyers are quite scary- the Firm Of Nazgul, Angmar and Associates}}

Oh no, why would I possibly believe that? {{{{Let the DP's lawyers know that the Forumshire Bar meets in Michel Delving, the heart of the Administration! }}}}

{{{You really want Nazgul in Michel Delving? Think of the civil unrest. Not to mention Porgy and Pretty fighting over them (lawyers=wealth). Best not risk it- you know I think that may be why Pure Pub has never been sued!}}}

{{{I have assurances from the Mayor that he has 16,000 Shirriffs he can deploy, and we're prepared to shut down all palantirs in Forumshire too if we must! Civil disturbances don't scare me. }}}

{{{{{{{{{{ What about civil wars?? If we want to keep the peace, there will be no sueing!}}}}}}}}}

{{{Aha the Queen has spoken Admn and a Queen trumps an Admin!- see its this sort of Royal Protection which ensures NotP's survival and Tins buckie supply- not to mention her favourable reports in the press!}}}

{{{Unless I'm very much mistaken Her Maj said that there would be no lawsuits, which puts a bit of a damper on the NotP's plan, not mine. }}}

{{{{{Nazgul are easy to send off, anyway - just light 'em on fire or raise a nice little flood - or use this admin power I've been working on on them... nice little thing, should take care of them quite easily. If it doesn't explode too soon!}}}}}

"If it doesn't explode too soon!" -Baingil

Ooh is it a crabbit meter? Mine does that a lot- every time I visit the Hobbit news thread for a start.

Well, maybe it's a modified version...

It only becomes crabbit when faced with rebels and malcontents.

OOh I love revels and maltesers.....oh, I need to sit closer to the screen!

Just make sure your buckie goggles are on before posting, Petty.

They are never far away- at least never further than the bottom of the next bottle.

Is this our LotR role play? Not what I thought it would be.

I don't think this is what Lorient had in mind, no.

"Is this our LotR role play? Not what I thought it would be. "- Orwell


Well in the current absence of Lorient, who I believe was going to provide the setting and premise for it we shall do as we always do- go off topic until he returns. Or is Lorient a she?

Pettytyrant101 wrote:"Is this our LotR role play? Not what I thought it would be. "- Orwell

Well in the current absence of Lorient, who I believe was going to provide the setting and premise for it we shall do as we always do- go off topic until he returns. Or is Lorient a she?

What if Lorient is Liv Tyler? ........ ...... .....

Then you must have been wishing REALLY hard (to slightly misquote Amy Pond)

Pettytyrant101 wrote:Then you must have been wishing REALLY hard (to slightly misquote Amy Pond)

And it wasn't the only thing that went ha.... Oh, I see what you mean...!

Disgusting, juvenile, peurile! Like grown up naughty children!

Free Spirits, Odo, Free Spirits. Why not go over to the Dark Side --- that forum is far nicer with lots of strict rules. Mind, you'll not have much to rant about there.